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The new Beckingham palace?

Posted on April 30th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Homes, David Beckham, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Victoria Beckham


Beckingham Palace

So here are the first images of David Beckham and Victoria Beckham’s new house in Beverly Hills. And since most people don’t give a crap about looking at multiple pictures of the same house from a hundred different angles, I also included pictures of some hot chick with big boobs. Okay, so actually, they’re pictures of Victoria Beckham. But it’s as close as I could get while still keeping the story relevant.

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The new "Beckingham Palace" in Beverly Hills

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Victoria Beckham shopping at the Marc Jacobs store in Hollywood

Tom Cruise really, really wants Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham to be a scientologists. Really.

Posted on March 21st, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: David Beckham, David and Victoria Beckham, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, Victoria Beckham


Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham

Apparently Tom Cruise has become so demanding of Katie Holmes that she’s spent hours crying to her friend Victoria Beckham about it:

When Tom Cruise lets his inner control freak get the best of him, there’s one person Katie Holmes, 28, knows she can count on for a shoulder to cry on: her British best friend Victoria Beckham.

“Katie has been crying over the phone,” an insider tells Us Weekly. “She’s frustrated. Tom is denying her every single thing.”

Tom also has apparently been trying to convince the Beckham’s to convert to scientology, and has called them up to 18 times in one hour trying to convince them of it:

And Beckham has seen how domineering Cruise can be firsthand. A source close to the 44-year-old actor tells Us that he is relentlessly trying to convince the ex-Spice Girl, 32, and her husband, soccer star David Beckham, 31 (who are moving to L.A. this year), to convert to his religion.

“Victoria is sick and tired of Tom being on her back about Scientology,” says the source. “Victoria is an old-fashioned British woman who believes in God. She finds it quite rude that Tom is bugging her so much. Not too long ago, Tom left 18 messages in one hour to get them to join the church.”

And while this story is really interesting and all, I still want to know what it’s like for Victoria to have a friend that’s a giant. I wonder if Katie Holmes carries her around in her coat pocket and sneaks her into all of the hottest… uh, Dawson’s Creek reunion meetings.

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Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes leaving Spago

Victoria Beckham used to be a caveman

Posted on March 13th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Plastic Surgery, Victoria Beckham


Victoria Beckham

So apparently this is what Victoria Beckham looked like before all of the plastic surgery. Or at least that’s who the caption is telling me it is. In actuality, it looks a lot less like Victoria Beckham and a lot more like the cavemen from the Geico commercials. However, unlike the Geico commercials, Victoria Beckham probably can’t help you save a bunch of money on your car insurance.

Victoria Beckham is slow

Posted on March 9th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: David Beckham, David and Victoria Beckham, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Victoria Beckham


David Beckham and Victoria Beckham

If you’re on a crutch, and you’re pulling your wife along like a three-year old who doesn’t wanna leave a pet shop, it’s not normal. How slow do you have to walk to be yanked along by someone crippled like that? Maybe Victoria gets distracted by the paparazzi and thinks someone famous is in the area. And then David has to explain to her that she’s the one they’re taking pictures of. And then she probably looks at him in a dazed and confused look and says “What were we talking about again?”.

Katie Holmes is a giant

Posted on March 5th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Katie Holmes, Victoria Beckham


Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham

When you’re eight feet tall and tower over your husband like Katie Holmes does, it’s probably not good to hang out with midgets. And by midgets, I mean Tom Cruise. Or anyone shorter than Tom Cruise for that matter. Like Victoria Beckham. Is it normal to be the average height of a 14-year-old when you’re 32?

Victoria Beckham dyed her hair blonde

Posted on February 28th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Victoria Beckham


Victora Beckham

Victoria Beckham apparently went a little crazy after she found out that she ruined the hot cop look for me. And after butchering such a look, I guess the next logical step is attempting to look like a 14-year-old boyscout. Or Jesse McCartney. Because sadly, those are the two things that sprung to mind when viewing these pictures of her.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Victoria Beckham out and about in Santa Monica after dying her hair blonde on February 26th, 2007:

Victoria Beckham can’t drive

Posted on February 27th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Victoria Beckham


Victoria Beckham

Apparently Victoria Beckham decided to play dress-up yesterday as a sexy cop. Which is perfect, because I just so happened to have a dream about Victoria Beckham as a sexy cop last night. And in that dream, she told me that I was a very, very naughty boy and needed to be punished. But the only difference was, in my dream, she actually knew how to drive. So seeing these pictures today totally ruined it for me.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Victoria Beckham shopping in Hollywood on February 27th, 2007:

Featured Celebrity Pictures for December 6th, 2006

Posted on December 6th, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Featured Celebrity Pictures, Victoria Beckham


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Victoria Beckham Marc Jacobs in West Hollywood - December 3rd, 2006

Victoria Beckham is scary

Posted on September 18th, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Victoria Beckham


I don’t know when Victoria Beckham started looking like the grim reaper, but it’s not a good look for her. It probably started when she chopped off all her hair and then decided to keep that look even though I told her how hideous it was.

High quality paparazzi pictures of Victoria Beckham at the Matthew Williamson Spring 2007 Show on September 13th, 2006:

Celebrity Pictures Updates for August 13th, 2006

Posted on August 13th, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Angelina Jolie, Britney Spears, Brooke Hogan, Celebrity Pictures Updates, Christina Milian, Gisele Bundchen, Heidi Klum, Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Mischa Barton, Nick Lachey, Nicky Hilton, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Pink, Raven-Symone, Uncategorized, Victoria Beckham, Victoria's Secret Models


The following galleries have been added to the celebrity pictures website:

» 09-2006 - Scans of Lindsay Lohan in Elle Magazine’s September 2006 issue
» 08-11-06 - Gwen Stefani goes to the studio with her baby Kingston
» 08-11-06 - Jessica Simpson at The Factory
» 08-10-06 - Nick Lachey boards a harbour cruise boat during his visit to Australia
» 08-10-06 - Christina Milian at the Los Angeles Premiere of Pulse
» 08-09-06 - Paris Hilton out and about wearing lingerie and a red belt
» 08-09-06 - Paris Hilton and Nicky Hilton shopping on Robertson Boulevard
» 08-09-06 - Nicole Richie and Tyra Banks filming a segment of her daily talk show
» 08-09-06 - Nicky Hilton and Paris Hilton shopping on Robertson Boulevard
» 08-09-06 - Nick Lachey arrives at Sydney Airport in Sydney, Australia
» 08-09-06 - Heidi Klum Launches Body By Victoria The Body Bra
» 08-08-06 - Mischa Barton at the conference for David Jones Summer 2006 Launch in Sydney, Australia
» 08-08-06 - Christna Milian at Cassie’s album release party at Marquee
» 08-08-06 - Christina Milian on MTV’s TRL
» 08-08-06 - Christina Milian leaving MTV’s TRL
» 08-08-06 - Brooke Hogan leaving a Miami Beach club
» 08-08-06 - Britney Spears in a pink dress on a trip to the recording studio
» 08-07-06 - Nicole Richie with a new digital camera at Fred Segal in Hollywood
» 08-07-06 - Mischa Barton arriving at Sydney Airport with no makeup
» 08-07-06 - Lindsay Lohan shopping at Planet Blue in Malibu
» 08-06-06 - Britney Spears on a trip to a toy store in Malibu
» 08-05-06 - Victoria Beckham showing off her tattoo while shopping in London
» 08-05-06 - Nicky Hilton leaving Hyde Lounge in West Hollywood, California
» 08-05-06 - Britney Spears Shopping in Malibu
» 08-05-06 - Mariah Carey performing in concert at the American Airlines Arena in Miami, FL
» 08-04-06 - Nicky Hilton and Kevin Connolly in Beverly Hills, California
» 08-03-06 - Lindsay Lohan flashes her panties while getting out of her car
» 08-02-06 - Gisele Bundchen, Heidi Klum, and Alessandra Ambrosio Backstage at a Victoria’s Secret event
» 07-2006 - Raven-Symone promoting ‘The Cheetah Girls 2′ over the summer
» 06-07-06 - Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at a press conference in Namibia
» 04-14-04 - Pink and a Friend at Huntington Beach in Los Angeles

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