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Victoria Beckham lingerie photoshoot

Thursday, May 7th, 2009

Victoria Beckham

Just uploaded a few sexy new pictures of Victoria Beckham lingerie photoshoot.

6 high resolution pictures of Victoria Beckham lingerie photoshoot:

Victoria Beckham boob grab by Melanie Brown

Monday, January 7th, 2008

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Apparently Victoria Beckham slipped a nip during the Spice Girls concert in London, but Melanie Brown was fast enough to cover it up before anyone got a picture of her nipple. So instead there’s this pictures of Mel B grabbing Victoria Beckham’s boob… yeah…

1 high quality picture of Mel B grabbing Victoria Beckham’s boob:

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Victoria Beckham cleavage

Friday, December 14th, 2007

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Here are some pictures of Victoria Beckham showing off her cleavage while getting her luggage after arriving at the airport from the Spice Girls’ “Spice One” private jet that they’re using for their world tour.

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View all 9 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Victoria Beckham’s cleavage, by clicking “continue” below.

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Victoria Beckham in Elle Magazine

Thursday, December 6th, 2007

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Here is the photo shoot that Victoria Beckham did for Elle Magazine. And while she actually looks pretty good in the photo shoot, the fact that she knows she basically has no talent, judging by the following quote, makes her even more attractive:

It became very obvious from the start that I was never going to be the best singer or the best dancer or the best actress. I was never a ‘natural.’ You know, I’ve never been that good at anything, to be completely honest.

Girls with low self esteem rock!

3 high quality pictures of Victoria Beckham in Elle Magazine:

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Did Victoria Beckham get her implants removed?

Thursday, November 29th, 2007

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Here are some recent pictures of Victoria Beckham, and her boobs are looking a lot less perky compared to this time a year ago. Do you think she got her implants removed / changed to look more natural, or do you think it’s just the type of bra/dress she’s wearing that’s making them look so different?

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View all 11 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Victoria Beckham’s flatter chest, after the jump.

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Victoria Beckham cleavage

Thursday, October 18th, 2007

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Here are some pictures of Victoria Beckham showing off her huge cleavage after leaving some place called Mel’s in Los Angeles. Sometimes I wonder how her tiny frame can hold those gigantic implants, but then I realize that I really don’t care as long as she keeps showing them off.

7 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Victoria Beckham showing off her cleavage:

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Victoria Beckham cleavage

Tuesday, September 11th, 2007

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I was gonna make a post about how weird it is that Victoria Beckham manages to create cleavage when the rest of her body is continually becoming more and more emaciated, but then I remembered that implants don’t shrink when that happens. I always thought that the whole idea of implants was to have them behind your actual breasts so they looked more realistic, but I guess that doesn’t matter for Victoria, because she obviously no longer has real breasts to speak of.

7 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Victoria Beckham’s cleavage:

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Victoria Beckham has sexy legs

Friday, July 20th, 2007

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I don’t know about you, but I’m more than a little turned on right now. Wait, did I say “turned on”? I meant “disgusted”. You’d think someone who spends houndreds-of-thousands of dollars on plastisc surgery would take care of things like this. But who knows? Maybe she wanted to keep one real body part on order to remind herself how old she really is.

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Victoria Beckham is frugal

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007

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I didn’t think it was possible to be a mutli-katrillionaire and go broke, but it looks like Victoria Beckham is well on her way to doing that:

Victoria designed a $500,000 closet for her new L.A. home. It supposedly features a leather floor, Baccarat crystal chandelier, $80,000 Andy Warhol shoe print, a computer that tracks when she wears items of clothing and a camera to give her a 360-degree “cat scan” of her outfit before she steps out.

Now mind you, that’s half a million dollars just for a closet. I wonder how many times David has had to explain to her that all the zero’s at the end of the amount in their bank account are still able to dwindle at an alarming rate when she buys bullshit like this. I wonder how many times she’s tried to buy a robot personal assistant, only to have her card declined. She’s probably like “But sah, I am a very wealthy woman from England. My husband plays soccer.” And then they just laugh in her face and suggest she go get some more plastic surgery. Which, undoubtedly, she does.

Victoria Beckham hates me

Friday, June 1st, 2007

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Victoria Beckham has lashed out against celebrity bloggers with the following quote:

I think these people are pretty spineless, the way they hide behind pseudo-names. They don’t really know what’s going on in anybody’s lives. They’re just sad people sat behind their computers.

Ironically, if it weren’t for celebrity blogs like mine, most people would assume that Victoria Beckham died when the Spice Girls disbanded. And if she’s so against celebrity bloggers, I wonder why she constantly goes out in see-through clothing? Although admittedly I doubt a bra could hold those things — they look like they’re probably as hard as rocks.

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