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Jessica Alba in her underwear

Posted on April 10th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Uncategorized

Here are some pictures of Jessica Alba in her underwear from the trailer for “Good Luck Chuck”. I have no idea what the movie is about, but it does have Jessica Alba in her underwear, and that’s all I need to know. Sometimes I wonder why she keeps getting hired as an actress when she has such marginal acting talent, but then I see a trailer like this and it all makes sense to me again.

Screen captures of Jessica Alba in her underwear via Egotastic:

Shyamali Malakar naked

Posted on April 5th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Uncategorized

Here’s a pictures of Sanjaya Malakar’s sister, Shyamali Malakar, posing naked with a guitar. Because apparently, that’s just something that relatively hot girls that work at Hooters do. Too bad the guitar is covering about 90% of her body. In all honestly, you’re gonna get a lot more out of her boob jiggling video that a posted a couple days ago, so just head over there for now. If I can find more pictures from this set (or high quality versions) I’ll be sure to post them.

Video of Jessica Biel in her underwear

Posted on March 30th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Uncategorized

I have no idea what the movie “I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry” is about, but it has Jessica Biel in her underwear, so I really don’t care. I also watched the following video on mute and plan to be the first one in line to get tickets when it comes out in theatres. Is that a problem?

Scenes of Jessica Biel from the movie “I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry”:

Mariah Carey is sexy?

Posted on February 16th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Uncategorized

I must be going blind, because I saw a gallery link that said “Mariah Carey looks sexy while leaving Claridges Hotel in London”. Except then I clicked the link and found these pictures, which appear to be the same set from the picture I posted yesterday. Which is sort of like being told you won the lottery, but then getting kicked in the balls instead.

High quality candid pictures of Mariah Carey leaving the Claridges Hotel in London on February 15, 2007:

Dove cares about you

Posted on October 18th, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Uncategorized

So this is Dove’s latest commercial, which is supposed make ugly people feel good about themselves or whatever. They take a girl and show what she looks like before and after makeup, lighting, and photoshop. Except in the end, she goes from being an ugly girl with a stubby neck and tiny eyes to being an ugly girl with a long neck and bigger eyes, so I don’t really see the point.

Celebrity Pictures Updates for August 13th, 2006

Posted on August 13th, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Angelina Jolie, Britney Spears, Brooke Hogan, Celebrity Pictures Updates, Christina Milian, Gisele Bundchen, Heidi Klum, Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Mischa Barton, Nick Lachey, Nicky Hilton, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Pink, Raven-Symone, Uncategorized, Victoria Beckham, Victoria's Secret Models

The following galleries have been added to the celebrity pictures website:

» 09-2006 - Scans of Lindsay Lohan in Elle Magazine’s September 2006 issue
» 08-11-06 - Gwen Stefani goes to the studio with her baby Kingston
» 08-11-06 - Jessica Simpson at The Factory
» 08-10-06 - Nick Lachey boards a harbour cruise boat during his visit to Australia
» 08-10-06 - Christina Milian at the Los Angeles Premiere of Pulse
» 08-09-06 - Paris Hilton out and about wearing lingerie and a red belt
» 08-09-06 - Paris Hilton and Nicky Hilton shopping on Robertson Boulevard
» 08-09-06 - Nicole Richie and Tyra Banks filming a segment of her daily talk show
» 08-09-06 - Nicky Hilton and Paris Hilton shopping on Robertson Boulevard
» 08-09-06 - Nick Lachey arrives at Sydney Airport in Sydney, Australia
» 08-09-06 - Heidi Klum Launches Body By Victoria The Body Bra
» 08-08-06 - Mischa Barton at the conference for David Jones Summer 2006 Launch in Sydney, Australia
» 08-08-06 - Christna Milian at Cassie’s album release party at Marquee
» 08-08-06 - Christina Milian on MTV’s TRL
» 08-08-06 - Christina Milian leaving MTV’s TRL
» 08-08-06 - Brooke Hogan leaving a Miami Beach club
» 08-08-06 - Britney Spears in a pink dress on a trip to the recording studio
» 08-07-06 - Nicole Richie with a new digital camera at Fred Segal in Hollywood
» 08-07-06 - Mischa Barton arriving at Sydney Airport with no makeup
» 08-07-06 - Lindsay Lohan shopping at Planet Blue in Malibu
» 08-06-06 - Britney Spears on a trip to a toy store in Malibu
» 08-05-06 - Victoria Beckham showing off her tattoo while shopping in London
» 08-05-06 - Nicky Hilton leaving Hyde Lounge in West Hollywood, California
» 08-05-06 - Britney Spears Shopping in Malibu
» 08-05-06 - Mariah Carey performing in concert at the American Airlines Arena in Miami, FL
» 08-04-06 - Nicky Hilton and Kevin Connolly in Beverly Hills, California
» 08-03-06 - Lindsay Lohan flashes her panties while getting out of her car
» 08-02-06 - Gisele Bundchen, Heidi Klum, and Alessandra Ambrosio Backstage at a Victoria’s Secret event
» 07-2006 - Raven-Symone promoting ‘The Cheetah Girls 2′ over the summer
» 06-07-06 - Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at a press conference in Namibia
» 04-14-04 - Pink and a Friend at Huntington Beach in Los Angeles

Weekly Roundup for August 6th, 2006 - August 12th, 2006

Posted on August 12th, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Angelina Jolie, April Scott, Brad Pitt, Britney Spears, Brooke Hogan, Christina Milian, Jenna Jameson, Justin Timberlake, Lindsay Lohan, Mischa Barton, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Pink, Raven-Symone, Stavros Niarchos, Uncategorized, Victoria Beckham, Victoria's Secret Models, Weekly Roundups

Pink was pictured peeing outside, and reminded us why it’s bad to be white trash. Victoria Beckham got extensions to fix her hideous haircut she got the week before. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s relationship might be on the rocks, and Brad Pitt might be gay. A wax statue of Jenna Jameson was introduced at Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum in Las Vegas, and is the first wax figure to look more human than the person it’s based off of. Britney Spears wore the same ugly outfit two days in a row. I posted some pictures of Victoria’s Secret Models for no real reason, other than the fact that they’re all hot. Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos probably broke up at a P. Diddy party. How sad. April Scott was pictured as Daisy Duke on the set of “Dukes of Hazzard 2″, and is actually somewhat attractive compared to the other girls that were vying for the role. Mariah Carey performed in an outfit that she should never wear again. Some candid pictures of Mischa Barton surfaced, proving once again that she’s still fug. Raven-Symone should probably stop eating soon. Justin Timberlake has possibly the gayest CD cover ever to go along with his gay song and gay music video. A Paris Hilton look alike posed for Playboy, which would be hot if she didn’t look like Paris Hilton. Christina Milian wore three different outfits on the day she was inexplicably invited to appear on MTV’s TRL. Lindsay Lohan revealed that she makes up boyfriends for the press, proving once again that she’s too stupid to be considered human. Some “candid” pictures of Brooke Hogan surfaced in which Brooke appears to be posing for the paparazzi, who were probably trying to take some wildlife photos of the plants behind her. Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie may or may not make up on the final episode of The Simple Life 4, depending on which version of the episode is aired. Britney Spears showed up in Malibu actually looking decent for once. And when I say “decent”, I mean “somewhat clean”. Lindsay Lohan got out of a car and flashed everyone her panties. The naked pictures of Nicole Richie have yet to be found, even though I know you’re dying to see them. And finally, Victoria Beckham went back to her hideous haircut. I guess she really, really wants you to see her tattoo.

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