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Gisele Bundchen isn’t wearing a bikini

Monday, May 14th, 2007

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So Gisele Bundchen might be the only female celebrity that wasn’t caught wearing a bikini during Mother’s Day weekend. Which is kind of upsetting since she’s probably one of the only female celebrities anyone really wants to see in a bikini. Oh well. I’m surprised Tom Brady is still with her, seeing as how she’s no longer a Victoria’s Secret model and he’s still the world’s second most eligible bachelor (besides me, of course). Maybe the sex is just that good. Or maybe he thinks Gisele’s new lingerie line with H&M is really gonna take off.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady out for lunch in New York City on May 13th, 2007:

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Gisele Bundchen is pregnant, too?

Friday, March 9th, 2007

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So, um, apparently Tom Brady’s been busy spreading his seed around Hollywood lately, because now it’s rumored that his current girlfriend, Gisele Bundchen, is pregnant as well. Two months pregnant. Which means he knocked up Bridget Moynahan and Gisele Bundchen within 4 weeks of eachother. And also that he’s my new personal hero.

Here’s a hot photoshoot of Gisele Bundchen with the body that she’ll probably never have again:

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First pictures of Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady together

Thursday, February 22nd, 2007

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Man oh man, the last time I saw this much sexiness in one photo was when I took a picture of me looking at myself in the mirror. Props to Tom Brady for being so brave through all of this; I’ve always worried that if I ever found a girl that was as attractive as I am, it would cause some kind of space-continuum vortex and the world would cease to exist as we know it. But now, thanks to him, I know that’s not the case.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady shopping in Paris on February 20th, 2007:

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Bridget Moynahan is pregnant

Monday, February 19th, 2007

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It has just been revealed that Bridget Moynahan is pregnant, and the father is none other than her ex-boyfriend of two-years, Patriots quarterback Tom Brady. And in all honesty, I think this is a horrible way to try to win him back. I’ve had plenty of girls try to get back with me by convincing me that they’re pregnant, but then I just say “No speaka English” and punch them in the stomach. Works every time.

Bridget Moynahan is sad

Tuesday, December 19th, 2006

Apparently Bridget Moynahan is so upset over her breakup with Tom Brady that she has stopped eating. She even tried to get back together with him, but he refused. She probably realized that nobody can really follow-up Tom Brady. Except for me of course. But I don’t date girls that are closer to my mom’s age than mine.

Tom Brady broke up with Bridget Moynahan

Friday, December 15th, 2006

Tom Brady ended his relationship with that chick from “I, Robot”, Bridget Moynahan. Bridget’s rep has stated:

“(They) amicably ended their three-year relationship several weeks ago. We ask for your respect and consideration of their privacy. No further comments will be made.”

I’m betting the real reason for the breakup has something to do with Tom Brady being the super-famous, super-rich quarterback from the New England Patriots, and Bridget being… well… nothing.

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