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Reports are saying that Heidi Montag — you know, the other chick on “The Hills”? — has been offered $1 million to pose for Playboy Magazine. And by “reports”, I mean “her douche-bag boyfriend, Spender Pratt“. So yeah, probably not.
“Playboy is interesting [sic] in shooting Heidi’s new body,” Pratt told In Touch. “They’ve offered her $1 million to be in the magazine.”
Playboy representative Lauren Melone didn’t deny Montag received an offer to appear in the magazine, according to In Touch, but added Playboy “wouldn’t pay $1 million.”
Uh, yeah. They probably offered her a janitorial job at the office or something. Because even though her new boobies and nose job do make her look hotter than she previously did, she’s still light-years away from being Playboy-worthy. Then again, I supposed with the sophistication of technology these days, they can make anyone look hot with their clothes off. Except maybe Cameron Diaz. Probably not her.
High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Heidi Montag at the beach. Again.:
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More hq candids of Heidi Montag at the beach, after the jump.
