Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt

Angelina Jolie is mother-of-the-year yet again

As more quotes from Angelina Jolie’s article in Elle Magazine surface, I am more and more convinced she deserved a mother-of-the-year award. After yesterday’s “Shiloh is a blob” story, she also had this to say about her baby:

I wasn’t planning on getting pregnant. I’m the one that got knocked up. Some men have kids when they’re not ready and some men know they want to take it seriously and wait until they’re absolutely ready.

The thing is, she never specified which type of “man” she was. So basically, she’s insinuating that she didn’t want to have blobs “kids” because she wasn’t ready. Nice.

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Angelina Jolie calls Shiloh a blob

In case you had any doubt in your mind, I’m sure this recent Angelina Jolie quote will confirm your beliefs that she should win parent-of-the-year:

I think I feel so much more for Mad and Z because they’re survivors, they came through so much. Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born. I have less inclination to feel for her… I met my other kids when they were six months old, they came with personality. A newborn really is this… yes, a blob! But now she’s starting to have a personality… I’m conscious that I have to make sure I don’t ignore her needs just because I think the others are more vulnerable.

Here’s the thing. “Mad” and “Z” were both adopted when they were less than a year old. Now, how many of you have ANY memories from your first year? No one? Exactly my point. “Mad” and “Z” may have “been through so much”, but their earliest memories are going to involve being pampered by Angelina and Brad and getting hundred-thousand dollar gifts for no apparent reason. So try not to feel too sorry for them.

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Weekly Roundup for July 23, 2006 - July 29, 2006

Zuleyka Rivera Mendoza, aka Miss Universe, passed out after receiving her title. Lindsay Lohan acted like a drunken whore with some friends at Disneyland, and also posed in lingerie at Jeremy Piven’s 21st birthday party. Lance Bass revealed that he’s gay to the surprise of no one. Natalie Portman attacked the paparazzi. Justin Timberlake released a music video for “Sexy Back” which neither depicts him being sexy nor back. Gisele Bundchen hung out at the beach in a bikini and reminded everyone how much hotter she is than Ashlee Simpson. Christina Aguilera was pictured leaving The Ivy, and for the first time in three years, actually looked somewhat normal. Scarlett Johansson released her own line of sneakers called Scarlett Hearts Reebok; apparently a second grader came up with the title. Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt was the first baby immortalized in wax at Madame Tussauds Wax Museum in New York City. Lindsay Lohan was rushed to the hospital for dehydration and/or overheating, depending on which version of the story her publicist felt like telling you. Anna Kournikova showed up in Miami looking a lot thinner than usual, causing some people to speculate that she has an eating disorder. Victoria Silvstedt thought it might be sexy to masturbate in public since we already saw her boyfriend go down on her. Jessica Simpson changed her album cover so that nobody would compare it to Jennifer Lopez’s. Pamela Anderson released her own poker website, and thinks that “champagne” is two words. Gisele Bundchen frolicked on the beach again to the delight of men everywhere. Justin Timberlake tried to steal Jesse Metcalfe’s girlfriend, Nadine Coyle, at a London club earlier this week. And finally, Morgan Creek Productions, the company producing “Georgia Rule”, sent Lindsay a letter threatening to fire her if she doesn’t stop being such a drunken whore all the time.

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Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt is a wax figure

So Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt has become the first baby immortalized in wax at Madame Tussauds Wax Museum in New York City, and the second person to be immortalized for doing absolutely nothing (the first being Paris Hilton). Apparently the baby was actually removed from the museum for an extended period of time yesterday because “too many people were touching it”, but since they encourage you to touch the statues, I’m guessing that means something far less innocent than what you or I would think.

Pictures of the Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and Brad Pitt wax figures at Madame Tussauds Wax Museum in New York City. Does anyone else find it rather amusing that Angelina’s shirt is see-through?

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Maddox almost got his picture taken

A photographer was arrested yesterday for trying to take a picture of Maddox or whatever.

A photographer was arrested yesterday after allegedly scaling a fence at a day care centre that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s son Maddox was attending.

Clint Brewer reportedly jumped the fence just before 10:30am and staff from the Malibu, California centre made a citizen’s arrest for trespassing.

The Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department dispatched deputies and took Brewer, 24, to the Lost Hills police station, according to website TMZ.com.

The photographer is currently being held on $1,000 bail.

I’m guessing the guy got Maddox confused with Shiloh, aka the baby that people actually care about that made Brad and Angelina $4 million. Once a celebrity couple has a new baby, nobody cares about it’s older siblings anymore.

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This is definitely Brad and Angelina’s baby, Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt

So it’s 100% confirmed that this is a picture of Brangelina’s baby, Shiloh Nouvel. Oddly enough, the first pictures of the baby surfaced on 06.06.06, meaning that Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt may in fact be the antichrist in human form.

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