Scarlett Johansson

Natalie Portman wants Scarlett Johansson’s boobs

Posted on February 27th, 2008 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johansson

So she was probably making an off the cuff comment when she said this, but I’d like to believe that Natalie Portman was actually professing her love for Scarlett Johansson when she said this:

Seriously, I would really want to grab Scarlett’s breasts.

She’s got beautiful ones.

View all 9 high quality paparazzi pictures of Natalie Portman at the screening of “The Other Boleyn Girl”, by clicking “continue” below.

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Scarlett Johansson Louis Vuitton ads

Posted on August 2nd, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Cleavage, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Scarlett Johansson

So you guys know I don’t generally find Scarlett Johansson all that attractive, but I can admit when she looks especially hot, like she does in these new Louis Vuitton ads. I’m not sure why they think so much cleavage will help sell purses to women, but hey, what I know, right? Maybe it can start a new trend and every ad company can start using practically topless girls like this.

Scarlett Johansson isn’t improving

Posted on March 20th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Scarlett Johansson

Remember how Scarlett Johansson realized that her hideous face scares the crap out of people a couple weeks ago? Well you’d think that by now she’d have cancelled all of her public appearances and gone into seclusion, but apparently that’s not the case. No sir. She’s still terrorizing people around the world, like this past Sunday when she was at club Park. At least she realized what happened and hid her face before she caused any more damage, though.

Scarlett Johansson is finally learning

Posted on March 7th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Scarlett Johansson

So it appears that Scarlett Johansson has finally realized how unattractive she really is, and is sparing us from having to look at her nasty face anymore. That, or she caught a glimpse of herself in a reflective surface and it scared the crap out of her. Probably the first one, though, because if the second one happened, she’d probably be running in the opposite direction in sheer terror rather than covering her face with a scarf.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Scarlett Johansson hiding her face from the paparazzi in Paris on March 6th, 2007:

Scarlett Johansson broke up Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz

Posted on January 11th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Cameron Diaz, Celebrity Breakups, Celebrity Hookups, Justin Timberlake, Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson is apparently the reason that Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake broke up. According to reports, Cameron Diaz found out that there was a possibility that Justin would hire Scarlett to be in his music video, and forbade him from doing so since Scarlett had previously been very flirtatious with him and is widely known for having a “crush” on him. However, Justin went behind Cameron’s back and hired Scarlett anyway. And, on top of that, the two reportedly left the set together, sealing the end of Justin and Cameron’s relationship.

And while that’s all juicy and exciting, there’s something even bigger going on in this post: For the first time ever, I can honestly say that Scarlett Johansson is the hottest person in this story.

Scarlett Johansson has airbrushed boobs

Posted on October 24th, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Boobs, Scarlett Johansson

It’s kind of sad when Allure Magazine hires a professional airbrush artist to fix Scarlett Johansson’s body and still manages to make her boobs look saggy and lopsided. Of course, I am aware that it’s very difficult to stare at pictures of someone like her for long periods of time, so perhaps given the time frame this is all they could come up with. It’s also interesting to note that the airbrush artist apparently decided that it was unnecessary for Scarlett to have a nose in the third picture.

High quality scans of Scarlett Johansson in Allure Magazine:

Scarlett Johansson looks decent

Posted on September 18th, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Boobs, Scarlett Johansson

So even I can admit when I’m wrong (boobs). And although I don’t usually find Scarlett Johansson attractive (boobs), there’s something about her in these pictures that’s making me reconsider my opinion (boobs). I can’t quite put my finger on it though (boobs). Oh well.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Scarlett Johansson in Venice on August 30th, 2006:

Celebrity Pictures Updates for August 6th, 2006

Posted on August 6th, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Ashlee Simpson, Britney Spears, Cameron Diaz, Celebrity Pictures Updates, Christina Aguilera, Christina Milian, Gisele Bundchen, Jamie Lynn Spears, Jennifer Lopez, Jessica Simpson, Justin Timberlake, Kid Rock, Kristin Cavallari, Lindsay Lohan, Mischa Barton, Nicole Richie, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Scarlett Johansson, Vanessa Minnillo, Victoria Beckham

The following galleries have been added to the celebrity pictures website:

» 08-04-06 - Britney Spears Shopping in Westlake With Family
» 08-04-06 - Jessica Simpson Going to Eat Sushi at a Hollywood Matsuhisa Restaurant
» 08-04-06 - Mischa Barton Leaving Umbaba Nightclub With a Mystery Man
» 08-03-06 - Vanessa Minnillo on MTV’s TRL
» 08-03-06 - Jessica Simpson Dining at Il Sole Restaurant in West Hollywood
» 08-03-06 - Kristin Cavallari at Blender and AMP’d Mobile’s X Games Kick-Off Party Arrivals
» 08-03-06 - Lindsay Lohan Having Lunch with Friends at The Ivy
» 08-03-06 - Lindsay Lohan Having Lunch with Friends at The Ivy - Set 2
» 08-03-06 - Lindsay Lohan Leaving Club Hyde
» 08-03-06 - Rachel McAdams Waiting for the Bus in Vancouver
» 08-02-06 - Ashlee Simpson Arriving at the Hyde Bar in Los Angeles
» 08-02-06 - Jessica Simpson Arriving at Ken Paves’ Birthday Party
» 08-02-06 - Lindsay Lohan at the Saturn VUE Green Line X-Games 12 Kick Off Party
» 08-02-06 - Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos Arguing at a Luncheon in France
» 08-02-06 - Paris Hilton Partying at Caves Du Roy in St. Tropez
» 08-02-06 - Scarlett Johansson Eating Ice Cream in SoHo with Her Boyfriend Josh Hartnett
» 08-02-06 - Victoria Beckham Leaving the Hairdresser With New Extensions
» 08-01-06 - Jessica Simpson Going Out for Dinner at The Lodge in Beverly Hills
» 08-01-06 - Victoria Beckham Showing Off Her New Hair Style at Sheekey’s Restaurant
» 07-31-06 - Jennifer Lopez Relaxing in Miami
» 07-31-06 - Jessica Simpson Leaving ‘The Ivy’ in a See-Through Dress
» 07-31-06 - Lindsay Lohan Out and About in Hollywood
» 07-31-06 - Paris Hilton Out and About in St. Tropez
» 07-30-06 - Jamie Lynn Spears at the ‘Barnyard’ Premiere in Los Angeles
» 07-30-06 - Lindsay Lohan Wearing a Blue Bikini on the Beach in Malibu
» 07-29-06 - Lindsay Lohan and Harry Morton Go To Dinner at Tra Di Noi in Malibu
» 07-29-06 - Lindsay Lohan Drinking Tea in a Red Bikini in Malibu
» 07-29-06 - Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock Get Married in St. Tropez
» 07-29-06 - Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock on a Yacht in St. Tropez Before Their Wedding
» 07-29-06 - Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock’s St. Tropez Wedding - Set 2
» 07-29-06 - Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos Making Out in the VIP Room in St. Tropez
» 07-29-06 - Gisele Bundchen at the Coffee Bean Cafe in Hollywood
» 07-27-06 - Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz Vacationing in Hawaii
» 07-23-06 - Nicole Richie on the Set of Lionel Richie’s Music Video - Set 2
» 07-20-06 - Christina Aguilera Promoting Her Album at a Showcase in London
» 02-28-01 - Christina Milian at the 15th Annual Soul Train Awards in Los Angeles

Weekly Roundup for July 30, 2006 - August 5, 2006

Posted on August 5th, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Ashlee Simpson, Cameron Diaz, Christina Aguilera, Christina Milian, Gisele Bundchen, Jamie Lynn Spears, Jennifer Lopez, Jessica Simpson, Justin Timberlake, Kid Rock, Lindsay Lohan, Mel Gibson, Nicole Richie, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Scarlett Johansson, Stavros Niarchos, Victoria Beckham, Weekly Roundups

Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock got married in St. Tropez and proved once again that they’re both white trash. Nicole Richie lost her digital camera, and we might end up having to see some pictures of her and her friends naked. As predicted, Lindsay Lohan’s mom, Dina Lohan, blamed everyone and everything but Lindsay for her not showing up to the “Georgia Rule” set on time repeatedly, and we also got to see about a billion pictures of Lindsay Lohan in a bikini during the days that she was “sick”. Mel Gibson got arrested, made anti-semitic comments, almost peed on his cell floor, and more. Jamie Lynn Spears needs to hire a new makeup artist that can cover up her herpes outbreaks. Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz looked totally in love with eachother on a recent Hawaii vacation. New pictures of Paris Hilton surfaced, and not only did it confirm that she’s still alive, but she also was pictured dry-humping with Stavros Niarchos in St. Tropez, which clocks her year-long celibacy claim at 3 1/2 weeks. Lindsay Lohan was pictured out and about on Monday, and combined with her bikini pictures from the prior two days, it’s safe to assume that she’s been fired from “Georgia Rule”. Some pictures surfaced of Christina Milian in a see-through dress from 2001, probably in an attempt to rejuvinate her failing career. Jessica Simpson wore a see-through dress to the Ivy, which made my day (and probably yours, too). I video blogged about Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock’s wedding, Christina Aguilera having sex in public, Gisele Bundchen being the reason that Ashlee Simpson has become the new face of Victoria’s Secret line “PINK”, Jessica Simpson’s mom, Tina Simpson, stopping a “racy” photoshoot halfway through, and Lindsay Lohan being dropped from her UK record label for failing to promote her album in that country. Jennifer Lopez has abruptly decided to quit the movie “Dallas”. Victoria Beckham got a haircut from the 80’s, and made the mistake of actually being seen in public with it. Scarlett Johansson wore a nose ring that made her look even more like a cow than before. Ashlee Simpson flashed us her panties when she arrived at Hyde Lounge on the 2nd. And finally, Jessica Simpson is trying to learn how to read.

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Scarlett Johannson is a cow

Posted on August 4th, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Josh Hartnett, Scarlett Johansson

Just when I thought Scarlett Johansson couldn’t get any uglier, she goes and gets a nose ring. But not a normal nose ring, mind you. The kind that a cow wears. Which is sexy to pretty much no one. Except maybe cows. The only thing that would make this okay is if she’s vying for the role of Bessie in an upcoming cow-related movie. But as far as I know, she’s not. Which makes this unnacceptable.

High quality pictures of Scarlett Johansson and her cow-keeper boyfriend Josh Hartnett eating ice cream in SoHo on August 2nd, 2006: