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So remember that video of Sarah Silverman completely owning Paris Hilton at the MTV Movie Awards? Well Paris has apparently shot back with this:

“She’s a fucking bitch. I hate her.”

Whoa. Who knew that Paris Hilton was capable of such cunning and wit? I can’t wait to see how Sarah Silverman responds. My only question is: why didn’t Paris address the 10,000 people in the audience that cheered when Sarah said that Paris is going to jail? Oh, right. Because she probably thinks that was Sarah’s fault, too.

Oh, and here are some pictures of Paris Hilton’s wax figure at Madame Tussauds. Wow, it’s actually more life-like than the real Paris!:

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