Nicole Richie

Nicole Richie has cleavage?!

Posted on August 14th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Nicole Richie

I’m not posting these pictures of Nicole Richie’s cleavage because they’re hot or anything… I’m actually posting them because I can’t believe it. Who would have ever thought that Nicole’s inverted chest could even become a small A-cup? Let alone create the cleavage shown here…

Nicole Richie confirms that she’s pregnant

Posted on August 1st, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Nicole Richie

So, uh, Nicole Richie has finally admitted to being pregnant in an interview with Diane Sawyer that will air Thursday. Wow, congratulations to her. Who knew that she was gonna… wait, she’s been pregnant for what, 2 years now? Shouldn’t she be revealing that the kid’s ready to start kindergarten soon?

Nicole Richie will be a good mom

Posted on June 15th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Joel Madden, Nicole Richie

So recent reports are suggesting that Nicole Richie is excited about having a baby… because it may keep her out of jail. Page Six reports:

“Nicole is kind of hoping her pregnancy will keep her out of jail,” the friend said. Richie is facing time due to a DWI arrest earlier this year. But friends are concerned and “wondering if she can carry the baby to term because of her weight issues,” we’re told.

Mom of the year award? I think so.

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie make up video

Posted on May 21st, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Britney Spears, Celebrity Videos, Nicole Richie

So here is the incredibly fake and incredibly staged video of Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie making up on the simple life. And until now, I didn’t think it was possible to be more fake that Victoria Beckham’s boobs, but apparently I was mistaken. I mean, I know that reality shows are all staged to some degree, but doesn’t calling this “reality” border on false advertising?

Nicole Richie kind of has cleavage

Posted on May 1st, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Nicole Richie

Nicole Richie must be using Paris Hilton’s amazing new bra, because she actually has some semblance of cleavage in these pictures. And while it may equal out to only a millimeter or two away from her chest, the fact that her boobs are normally inverted means that this must be a miracle of modern science. That, or she got a boob job, and the doctor explained to her that this was the largest size they could give her that wouldn’t cause her entire body to snap in two.

Nicole Richie is still not in jail

Posted on April 6th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Joel Madden, Nicole Richie

Uh, wasn’t Nicole Richie supposed to go to jail like a year ago? What ever happened to that, exactly? Cause I’m pretty sure if she had gone, she would have come out a much different person. And when I say “much different person”, I mean “in a body bag”. Although I guess the state figures that dating Joel Madden is probably punishment enough for any crime. At least that’s what my verdict would be anyway.

Did Nicole Richie get lip injections?

Posted on March 20th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Plastic Surgery, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Nicole Richie

Here are some pictures of Nicole Richie leaving Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills on Sunday, and it appears that her lips magically grew three sizes in a couple of days. I guess she was jealous that Paris Hilton looked like an emu and decided she wanted to look like an animal, too. In this case, a platypus. That, or maybe we’ve found the real reason why Nicole has stopped eating food: she’s become allergic to it.

Nicole Richie is showing off her engagement “ring”

Posted on March 8th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Nicole Richie

So here are some pictures of Nicole Richie and Joel Madden out and about, showing off Nicole’s engagement “ring” (and by ring, I mean “piece of thread”). If I were Nicole Richie, I’d probably be too embarrassed to even go out in public with that thing on. And if I absolutely had to go out, I’d at least try to keep it hidden in my pocket/under my coat/in my vagina, rather than show it off. I guess he got her such a small ring because her finger would break off from the weight otherwise.

Nicole Richie might have the smallest engagement ring ever

Posted on March 2nd, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Benji Madden, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Joel Madden, Nicole Richie

So Nicole Richie was out again with her new lover on Wednesday, and it appears that she was wearing an engagement ring. Or at least, I think it’s an engagement ring. Actually, it might be a piece of thread. No, wait. It can’t be thread. It’s too thin for that. Didn’t Good Charlotte make some money during the week and a half that they were famous?

Also, something’s been bugging me lately. There were reports that Nicole Richie stole Joel Madden from Hilary Duff, but now some of you are claiming that she’s actually with Joel’s twin brother, Benji. I get that she’s a nasty little whore that probably switches out boyfriends more than she switches out her underwear (if she even wears any), but which one is it?

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Nicole Richie getting coffee in Hollywood with Benji Madden(?) on February 28th, 2007:

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are the hottest couple ever

Posted on February 26th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Hookups, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Joel Madden, Nicole Richie

Who knows was I was thinking when I said Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady were the hottest couple ever? They can’t even compare to how amazing Nicole Richie and Joel Madden look in these pictures. Who needs things like facial symmetry and toned muscles when you exude this much sex appeal? I can only imagine how many people’s dreams have been crushed now that these two are rumored to be engaged.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Nicole Richie and Joel Madden out and about in Hollywood on February 24th, 2007: