So the guy that started Girls Gone Wild (Joe Francis) was apparently attacked, sexually molested, and forced to admit that he was “gay” on tape. And for some reason, police officers felt the need to interview Paris Hilton about this, to which she replied:

“Like I really . . . I don’t remember. I’m not like that smart,” Hilton said in police audio tapes set to air on “Dateline NBC” on Saturday night.

LAPD Detective Steve Koman and Deputy DA Hoon Chun were asking Hilton to remember what she told Francis at a party shortly after the “Girls” mastermind was victimized on Jan. 24, 2004.

Francis passed on Paris’ information to cops, who eventually busted Darnell Riley. But when investigators pressed Hilton to recall her talk with Francis, she didn’t remember much, The Post’s David K. Li reports.

“I like forget stuff all the time,” she said.

Koman, however, jumped to Paris’ defense and encouraged her to think again.

“Don’t cut yourself short,” he said in the “Dateline” tapes.

Hilton also told cops “private tapes” were stolen from her home - and that a mysterious caller wanted money for the hot goods.

“They . . . wanted money. They were tryin’ to sell it to like a newspaper or something,” said Hilton, who balked at paying - and chalked it up to advice from dear old Dad.

“So if you pay somebody, then you’re gonna be paying for the rest of your life,” Hilton said. “My dad always taught me. They’ll keep the tape anyway.”

Of course Paris felt the need to bring up her sex tape again for no apparent reason, other than to remind us why she gained any type of “fame” in the first place. Now if people could just finally admit that this girl has nothing interesting to say and stop obsessing over her for no reason (“paris hilton” is still one of the top search terms that people use to get to this website), the world would be at piece again.

HQ candid paparazzi pictures of Paris Hilton and Nicky Hilton at the Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Issue Party on September 20th, 2006:

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