In an announcement that I’m sure had absolutely nothing to do with promoting his new reality show “House of Carters”, Nick Carter revealed that he cheated on Paris Hilton with Ashlee Simpson.

“I’d fallen head over heels with this chick. Then, all of a sudden, three months go by and I got people telling me, ‘Nick, you know what Paris is doing to you,’ and I got a little upset.

“So then I just decided to fight back a little bit and started doing my own thing again. The result is I hooked up with Ashlee Simpson. When Paris came back from Australia, they talked to each other and she found out about it.

“So I brought it up to her and said, ‘You know what I did, and now it’s your turn. Why don’t you tell me what you did.’ And she goes, ‘I never did anything! I never cheated on you.’

“I had kind of started to really like Ashlee and I was thinking about the dating stage, then, before you know it fucking bitch-face comes back.

“I got so burnt over that whole Paris shit with all this swinging and switching. Whatever happened to morals and values?”

The first problem with this is that he cheated on Paris with Ashlee back when Ashlee was fug. Not that Paris is anything to be proud of, but that’s like downgrading from a Toyota to a Daewoo. The other problem is that Nick was probably completely serious in the last part of that statement, which proves that boyband members really are manufactured robots with the intelligence level of a 6 year old.

HQ candid paparazzi pictures of Paris Hilton at Tao Las Vegas‘ one year anniversary on September 30th, 2006:

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