Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman wants Scarlett Johansson’s boobs

Posted on February 27th, 2008 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johansson

So she was probably making an off the cuff comment when she said this, but I’d like to believe that Natalie Portman was actually professing her love for Scarlett Johansson when she said this:

Seriously, I would really want to grab Scarlett’s breasts.

She’s got beautiful ones.

View all 9 high quality paparazzi pictures of Natalie Portman at the screening of “The Other Boleyn Girl”, by clicking “continue” below.

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Weekly Roundup for July 23, 2006 - July 29, 2006

Posted on July 29th, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Anna Kournikova, Ashlee Simpson, Christina Aguilera, Gisele Bundchen, Jennifer Lopez, Jesse Metcalfe, Jessica Simpson, Justin Timberlake, Lance Bass, Lindsay Lohan, Nadine Coyle, Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johansson, Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, Victoria Silvstedt, Weekly Roundups, Zuleyka Rivera Mendoza

Zuleyka Rivera Mendoza, aka Miss Universe, passed out after receiving her title. Lindsay Lohan acted like a drunken whore with some friends at Disneyland, and also posed in lingerie at Jeremy Piven’s 21st birthday party. Lance Bass revealed that he’s gay to the surprise of no one. Natalie Portman attacked the paparazzi. Justin Timberlake released a music video for “Sexy Back” which neither depicts him being sexy nor back. Gisele Bundchen hung out at the beach in a bikini and reminded everyone how much hotter she is than Ashlee Simpson. Christina Aguilera was pictured leaving The Ivy, and for the first time in three years, actually looked somewhat normal. Scarlett Johansson released her own line of sneakers called Scarlett Hearts Reebok; apparently a second grader came up with the title. Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt was the first baby immortalized in wax at Madame Tussauds Wax Museum in New York City. Lindsay Lohan was rushed to the hospital for dehydration and/or overheating, depending on which version of the story her publicist felt like telling you. Anna Kournikova showed up in Miami looking a lot thinner than usual, causing some people to speculate that she has an eating disorder. Victoria Silvstedt thought it might be sexy to masturbate in public since we already saw her boyfriend go down on her. Jessica Simpson changed her album cover so that nobody would compare it to Jennifer Lopez’s. Pamela Anderson released her own poker website, and thinks that “champagne” is two words. Gisele Bundchen frolicked on the beach again to the delight of men everywhere. Justin Timberlake tried to steal Jesse Metcalfe’s girlfriend, Nadine Coyle, at a London club earlier this week. And finally, Morgan Creek Productions, the company producing “Georgia Rule”, sent Lindsay a letter threatening to fire her if she doesn’t stop being such a drunken whore all the time.

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Natalie Portman is angry

Posted on July 26th, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Natalie Portman

So there’s no solid proof of exactly what Natalie Portman is doing in these pictures. Some people are saying she’s attacking the paparazzi for taking her picture, and others (read: her publicist) are saying that she was trying to retrieve something that they stole from her. In either case, I know I’d be pretty pissed off if I got photographed with my hair looking like that.

I could only find these low quality pictures of Natalie Portman attacking the paparazzi, but I’ll be sure to update with high quality versions when I find them: