So here’s the new music video for Mariah Carey’s “Touch My Body”, and she actually looks surprisingly good in it. I guess it’s partially because they paired her with that nerdy guy for the entire video, but this is probably the best she’s looked in the past 5 years.
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Mariah Carey “Touch My Body” Music Video
Wednesday, February 27th, 2008Heidi Montag’s “Higher” bikini music video
Monday, February 4th, 2008So here’s the long-awaited music video for Heidi Montag’s music video “Higher”. It’s basically just a bunch of shots of her in various states of undress on the beach. People are saying the video sucks, but I personally don’t see what’s so bad about it.
Also, here are some behind the scenes pictures from it:
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View all 20 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Heidi Montag shooting the music video for “Higher”, by clicking “continue” below.
Paris In Jail Music Video - Stars are Blind Parody
Tuesday, June 12th, 2007So this is possibly the funniest music video ever. Plus the girl that plays Paris Hilton is 100x hotter than the real Paris. So it’s like two for the price of one. If only Paris Hilton’s real music could have been this good, she might have actually had a singing career.
Screen captures from the Paris In Jail Music Video:
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Justin Timberlake’s uncensored SNL “Dick in a box” music video
Thursday, December 21st, 2006This is probably the dumbest Saturday Night Live music video I’ve ever seen, but people seem to like it, so whatever. It’s sad when you realize that America has the sense of humor of a 12-year-old boy. It’s even sadder when Justin Timberlake makes a spoof of a song that sounds better than his actual album.
Jessica Simpson “I Belong To Me” Music Video
Monday, October 16th, 2006Wow. If you showed me this music video a year ago and told me this is what Jessica would look like in a music video, I’d think it was some sort of Mad TV parody where they found a girl who slightly resembled Jessica but was a lot more hideous. I guess she’s supposed to be crying because of what she’s saying in the song or whatever (I watched it on mute), but I have a feeling it has more to do with the fact that her looks (and career) are now down the drain.
Paris Hilton’s “Nothing In This World” Music Video
Friday, September 22nd, 2006So now that Paris Hilton’s album has fallen out of the Billboard Top 100, she decided to make a new music video for her latest single “Nothing In This World”. I have to give props to Paris, because at least this one has a storyline, although I’m not sure how Paris practically raping a student half her age has anything to do with the song. But hey, she’s getting warmer. Maybe by this time next year she’ll make a music video that’s actually worth watching.
Kevin Federline’s “Lose Yourself” Music Video
Friday, September 1st, 2006I really, really wanted to hate this music video. I really did. But when I watched it today, I tried my best to not look at Kevin Federline as Britney Spears‘ bitch, but as an actual “rapper”. And what I found was, besides the fact that he’s white, this video matches up with just about ever other rap video I’ve ever seen in my life. Same storyline, same outfits, same girls, same everything.
Justin Timberlake’s “Sexy Back” Music Video
Wednesday, July 26th, 2006So this is Justin Timberlake’s music video for his new single “SexyBack”. The video’s not all that sexy, nor does it depict him being back in any way, but I guess when they’re the only two words in the song, it makes sense to create a music video that has nothing to do with either of them. What it does have is a lot of random shots of him stalking some chick, a TV with really bad reception, and his hotel room blowing up. So if any of those things appeal to you, then today’s your lucky day.
Jessica Simpson’s “Public Affair” Music Video
Thursday, July 20th, 2006So my baby Jessica Simpson premiered her new music video for “Public Affair” yesterday, and she’s looking as hot as ever. If you’re a guy, then you want to skip right to 1:30 and 2:02. Trust me.
And since I know you like staring at pictures of Jessica Simpson for hours on end like I do, here are two new sets for you:
High quality Pictures of Jessica Simpson leaving MTV’S TRL:
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HQ Pictures of Jessica Simpson premiering “A Public Affair“on MTV’S TRL (31 more, after the jump):
31 more pictures of Jessica Simpson premiering “A Public Affair“on MTV’S TRL, after the jump. (more…)
Beyonce is tribal in her new “Deja Vu” music video
Thursday, July 13th, 2006I’d like to meet the person who came up with the concept of this music video, so that I can punch them in the face. Basically, it looks like they sat down with Beyonce and said “Okay, so what we want you to do is convulse as much as possible when we say ‘Action’, and we’ll make it look good in post.” Except then they got to post-production and realized that it looks like she has some rare form of epilepsy. It gets especially abnormal amazing around 2:48, when she begins doing some type of tribal dancing in a hula skirt and bikini top.
Here are some pictures of Beyonce promoting this horrible excuse for a music video on TRL yesterday:
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