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Mischa Barton in Tatler Magazine

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008

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As most of you know, I don’t find Mischa Barton attractive at all, but she looks semi decent here, so I thought I’d post these for you guys.

5 high quality pictures of Mischa Barton in Tatler Magazine:

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Mischa Barton in Arena Magazine

Friday, November 30th, 2007

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No matter what they do, I just can’t seem to find Mischa Barton attractive. All I think of when I look at her is what Big Bird would look like if they plucked off all of his feathers. They really tried to make her look sexy in this photo shoot, though, so maybe some of you will find it attractive.

8 high quality scans of Mischa Barton in Arena Magazine:

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Mischa Barton should stop dressing herself

Thursday, March 8th, 2007

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Sometimes I wish I could be best friends with Mischa Barton, if only to find out the process she goes through when dressing herself in the morning. I think she probably stands in her closet without the lights on, picks three random pieces, and puts them on without ever looking in a mirror. Like in this outfit, which I would picture on one of those eccentric old ladies that shops in thrift stores and doesn’t know how to apply makeup or converse normally in public.

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Mischa Barton smokes pot

Friday, February 23rd, 2007

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It’s probably not a good idea to smoke pot when you’re in public, especially if you’re a celebrity. But that didn’t stop Mischa Barton from doing so while driving her car around Los Angeles on Wednesday. Can’t you get arrested for something like that? You’d think so, but apparently there’s no mandatory jail sentence for being a total moron.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Mischa Barton out and about (and smoking pot) in Los Angeles on February 21st, 2007:

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Celebrity Pictures Updates for August 13th, 2006

Sunday, August 13th, 2006

The following galleries have been added to the celebrity pictures website:

» 09-2006 - Scans of Lindsay Lohan in Elle Magazineâ€™s September 2006 issue
» 08-11-06 - Gwen Stefani goes to the studio with her baby Kingston
» 08-11-06 - Jessica Simpson at The Factory
» 08-10-06 - Nick Lachey boards a harbour cruise boat during his visit to Australia
» 08-10-06 - Christina Milian at the Los Angeles Premiere of Pulse
» 08-09-06 - Paris Hilton out and about wearing lingerie and a red belt
» 08-09-06 - Paris Hilton and Nicky Hilton shopping on Robertson Boulevard
» 08-09-06 - Nicole Richie and Tyra Banks filming a segment of her daily talk show
» 08-09-06 - Nicky Hilton and Paris Hilton shopping on Robertson Boulevard
» 08-09-06 - Nick Lachey arrives at Sydney Airport in Sydney, Australia
» 08-09-06 - Heidi Klum Launches Body By Victoria The Body Bra
» 08-08-06 - Mischa Barton at the conference for David Jones Summer 2006 Launch in Sydney, Australia
» 08-08-06 - Christna Milian at Cassieâ€™s album release party at Marquee
» 08-08-06 - Christina Milian on MTVâ€™s TRL
» 08-08-06 - Christina Milian leaving MTVâ€™s TRL
» 08-08-06 - Brooke Hogan leaving a Miami Beach club
» 08-08-06 - Britney Spears in a pink dress on a trip to the recording studio
» 08-07-06 - Nicole Richie with a new digital camera at Fred Segal in Hollywood
» 08-07-06 - Mischa Barton arriving at Sydney Airport with no makeup
» 08-07-06 - Lindsay Lohan shopping at Planet Blue in Malibu
» 08-06-06 - Britney Spears on a trip to a toy store in Malibu
» 08-05-06 - Victoria Beckham showing off her tattoo while shopping in London
» 08-05-06 - Nicky Hilton leaving Hyde Lounge in West Hollywood, California
» 08-05-06 - Britney Spears Shopping in Malibu
» 08-05-06 - Mariah Carey performing in concert at the American Airlines Arena in Miami, FL
» 08-04-06 - Nicky Hilton and Kevin Connolly in Beverly Hills, California
» 08-03-06 - Lindsay Lohan flashes her panties while getting out of her car
» 08-02-06 - Gisele Bundchen, Heidi Klum, and Alessandra Ambrosio Backstage at a Victoriaâ€™s Secret event
» 07-2006 - Raven-Symone promoting ‘The Cheetah Girls 2′ over the summer
» 06-07-06 - Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at a press conference in Namibia
» 04-14-04 - Pink and a Friend at Huntington Beach in Los Angeles

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Weekly Roundup for August 6th, 2006 - August 12th, 2006

Saturday, August 12th, 2006

Pink was pictured peeing outside, and reminded us why it’s bad to be white trash. Victoria Beckham got extensions to fix her hideous haircut she got the week before. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s relationship might be on the rocks, and Brad Pitt might be gay. A wax statue of Jenna Jameson was introduced at Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum in Las Vegas, and is the first wax figure to look more human than the person it’s based off of. Britney Spears wore the same ugly outfit two days in a row. I posted some pictures of Victoria’s Secret Models for no real reason, other than the fact that they’re all hot. Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos probably broke up at a P. Diddy party. How sad. April Scott was pictured as Daisy Duke on the set of “Dukes of Hazzard 2″, and is actually somewhat attractive compared to the other girls that were vying for the role. Mariah Carey performed in an outfit that she should never wear again. Some candid pictures of Mischa Barton surfaced, proving once again that she’s still fug. Raven-Symone should probably stop eating soon. Justin Timberlake has possibly the gayest CD cover ever to go along with his gay song and gay music video. A Paris Hilton look alike posed for Playboy, which would be hot if she didn’t look like Paris Hilton. Christina Milian wore three different outfits on the day she was inexplicably invited to appear on MTV’s TRL. Lindsay Lohan revealed that she makes up boyfriends for the press, proving once again that she’s too stupid to be considered human. Some “candid” pictures of Brooke Hogan surfaced in which Brooke appears to be posing for the paparazzi, who were probably trying to take some wildlife photos of the plants behind her. Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie may or may not make up on the final episode of The Simple Life 4, depending on which version of the episode is aired. Britney Spears showed up in Malibu actually looking decent for once. And when I say “decent”, I mean “somewhat clean”. Lindsay Lohan got out of a car and flashed everyone her panties. The naked pictures of Nicole Richie have yet to be found, even though I know you’re dying to see them. And finally, Victoria Beckham went back to her hideous haircut. I guess she really, really wants you to see her tattoo.

5 Most Popular Articles This Week:

1. Raven-Symone should probably stop eating (34 comments)
2. Victoria Beckham really, really wants you to see her tattoo (18 comments)
3. “Candid” pictures of Brooke Hogan (13 comments)
4th. Mariah Carey should never wear this again (12 comments)
4th (tied). April Scott as Daisy Duke in The Dukes of Hazzard 2 (12 comments)
4th (tied). Pink pees outside (12 comments)
5th. Mischa Barton is still fug (11 comments)
5th (tied). Britney Spears is fashionable (11 comments)

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Mischa Barton is still fug

Tuesday, August 8th, 2006

So I feel like it’s been a while since I’ve posted anything about Mischa Barton. Probably because she’s not famous anymore. In fact, I’m not even sure why the paparazzi still take pictures of her. Maybe some of them double as wildlife photographers and have mistaken her for a certain species of bird. Like an emu.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Mischa Barton with no makeup arriving at Sydney Airport on August 7th, 2006:

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HQ pictures of Mischa Barton, obviously after countless hours of hair and makeup, at the conference for David Jones Summer 2006 Launch in Sydney, Australia on August 8th, 2006:

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