Marc Anthony

Jennifer Lopez is getting death threats

Posted on May 11th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony

Jennifer Lopez’s life has been threatened repeatedly over the past month by a group of people that claim that they plan to “kill her in public, just like the slaughtered animals whose fur she wears.” Of course, Jennifer Lopez thinks she’s some kind of goddess and nothing could ever happen to her, but Skelator Marc Anthony is taking the threats a bit more seriously:

He has hired two off-duty police officers, in addition to her usual security team, to watch over Lopez whenever she makes public appearances,” says the pal. Lopez’s spokeswoman shot the story down as “untrue.” She said: “[Lopez] has had the same security team she has always had.” But a rep for PETA (who we trust is not sending the threats) said yesterday: “All violence is wrong. But J.Lo needs to stop the real violence she promotes and subsidizes rather than give herself extra protection she doesn’t need.”

What I don’t get is… this is the chick that brought us Gigli. And Bennifer. And a million shitty songs with Ja Rule. And just now she’s receiving death threats because she wears fur? Come on, there are a million things that people want J. Lo dead for, and I’m pretty sure that “wearing fur” is towards the end of the list.

More pictures from the Academy Awards / Oscars

Posted on February 26th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Academy Awards, Anne Hathaway, Award Shows, Beyonce, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony, Penelope Cruz

Just because I know you couldn’t get enough.

High quality paparazzi pictures of Anne Hathaway at the Oscars on February 25th, 2007:

Beyonce must have gotten lost, because she was at the Oscars on February 25th, 2007, too:

High quality paparazzi pictures of Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony at the Oscars on February 25th, 2007. Does Jennifer have a baby bump?:

High quality paparazzi pictures of Penelope Cruz at the Oscars on February 25th, 2007:

J. Lo has gray hair

Posted on May 10th, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony

Apparently Jennifer Lopez hasn’t been to her colorist in a while, because she showed up at an awards ceremony with an inch of gray roots.

The Latino beauty’s tell-tale roots were clearly visible down the centre parting of her otherwise golden locks at an awards ceremony in Los Angeles on Sunday (05.07.06).

An onlooker said: “People could barely believe their eyes. She looked stunning in every other way but everyone was distracted by the inch-thick grey-white root.”

I couldn’t find any pictures from that night itself, but I did find a picture of her and her new pet husband Marc Anthony. And I guess if I were female and had to deal with the fact that I married that monstrosity every day, my hair would turn gray from all the stress as well.