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Angelina Jolie calls Shiloh a blob

In case you had any doubt in your mind, I’m sure this recent Angelina Jolie quote will confirm your beliefs that she should win parent-of-the-year:

I think I feel so much more for Mad and Z because they’re survivors, they came through so much. Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born. I have less inclination to feel for her… I met my other kids when they were six months old, they came with personality. A newborn really is this… yes, a blob! But now she’s starting to have a personality… I’m conscious that I have to make sure I don’t ignore her needs just because I think the others are more vulnerable.

Here’s the thing. “Mad” and “Z” were both adopted when they were less than a year old. Now, how many of you have ANY memories from your first year? No one? Exactly my point. “Mad” and “Z” may have “been through so much”, but their earliest memories are going to involve being pampered by Angelina and Brad and getting hundred-thousand dollar gifts for no apparent reason. So try not to feel too sorry for them.

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Brad Pitt is probably gay

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie may be growing apart. Although Brad has spoken fondly of being a parent in recent months, he has reportedly signed on to to shoot four movies in a row that will keep him away from his family, starting with Oceans 13 (which has already begun filming in Las Vegas). While away, Brad has kept in touch with Maddox via podcast “because the two are so inseperable”. However, even when Brad does come home to visit, Angelina has complained that he spends his days out meeting friends and doesn’t bother to call while he’s gone. Which brings me to the conclusion that Brad Pitt is probably gay. Because if you were with Angelina Jolie, you’d want to be with her 24/7. In fact, you’d probably stay up all night, every night, just so that you don’t miss a moment of the amazingness that is her. Angelina could become a psycho-killer and you’d just nod and smile when she told you of her sadistic adventures. In fact, the only thing that might make anyone stop wanting to be with Angelina is if she revealed that she’s a man, and even then 99% of guys would have trouble parting ways with her him.

High quality pictures pictures of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at a press conference in Namibia:

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Maddox almost got his picture taken

A photographer was arrested yesterday for trying to take a picture of Maddox or whatever.

A photographer was arrested yesterday after allegedly scaling a fence at a day care centre that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s son Maddox was attending.

Clint Brewer reportedly jumped the fence just before 10:30am and staff from the Malibu, California centre made a citizen’s arrest for trespassing.

The Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department dispatched deputies and took Brewer, 24, to the Lost Hills police station, according to website TMZ.com.

The photographer is currently being held on $1,000 bail.

I’m guessing the guy got Maddox confused with Shiloh, aka the baby that people actually care about that made Brad and Angelina $4 million. Once a celebrity couple has a new baby, nobody cares about it’s older siblings anymore.

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