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So the company Ultimo has hired Kimberly Stewart as the spokesmodel for their line of lingerie called “Adore Moi”. And I can’t for the life of me figure out why they’d want to do that. I mean, they have hottie Sarah Harding modeling their bikini’s, so they obviously don’t have a company death wish. Is there some attractive quality about Kimberly Stewart that I’m just not seeing? Whenever I look at her, all I can think about is how many babies she’s probably made cry.

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Some company that I’ve never heard of called Specsavers Opticians has hired Kimberly Stewart as their new spokesperson. And yes, I too am still trying to figure out why. Perhaps they decided that they wanted the company to go under before it ever became successful. Or maybe they thought this would make Kimberly Stewart’s fans want to buy glasses from them. And by “fans”, I mean “her mom”. Probably not her dad though.

Kimberly Stewart in lingerie trying to promote Specsavers Opticians glasses:

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I thought you might like to start your Friday with a healthy dose of fug, and it was a decision between a picture of a stopped-up toilet and these pictures. Kimberly Stewart ended up winning, because I wanted to gross out as many people as humanly possible.

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Look at Kimberly Stewart’s outfit. It’s so new. It’s so fresh. It’s so… hideous. I honestly have no idea what look she was going for here, but it’s just not working. Do you think maybe she gets dressed in the dark? Or perhaps she was trying to take the attention away from her lopsided face. Honestly, I have a redneck cousin that doesn’t know the first thing about style, and even he’d look like a fashionista compared to her in these pictures.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Kimberly Stewart leaving the Coffee Bean in Beverly Hills on March 14th, 2007:

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Is anyone else as turned on as I am right now? Because it doesn’t get much sexier than this. I thought animals like Kimberly normally hibernate this time of year, so it’s a rare treat that we get to see one out in it’s natural habitat right now.

High quality candid paparazi pictures of Kimberly Stewart at Hyde Lounge in Hollywood, CA on March 13th, 2007:

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