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Kelly Clarkson: Now with even more fug

Thursday, February 8th, 2007

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I didn’t think Kelly Clarkson could look any more hideous without makeup than last time, but apparently I was wrong. What ever happened to her sort of getting hot in the “Since U Been Gone” video? It’s like she had one successful album and now she doesn’t care about her looks anymore. There are actually more pictures from this set, but I know a lot of you visit this site after you’ve eaten, and I wouldn’t want you to get sick all over your computer.

Kelly Clarkson without makeup

Monday, January 15th, 2007

Kelly Clarkson must be part goat, because I can’t think of any other reason why she looks like this without makeup on. It’s a good thing she has a decent singing voice, cause she wasn’t blessed with much else. I’m surprised National Geographic hasn’t approached her about doing a story with her; it could be called “Kelly Clarkson: Proof that Humans Evolved from Mammals”.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Kelly Clarkson without makeup on January 13th, 2006:

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Weekly Roundup for August 13th, 2006 - August 19th, 2006

Saturday, August 19th, 2006

Jessica Simpson wore short shorts in public. Really short shorts. Not to be outdone, Paris Hilton wore lingerie as an outfit. Kevin Federline incorporated his own record label, “The Federation”, because no-one else would sign him. Nicole Richie ran around in a bikini, and it turned you on. Gwen Stefani now has banana boobs. Kate Hudson got divorced from Chris Robinson, and has a son that looks like a girl. Because you liked the first set so much, I posted some more Nicole Richie bikini pictures. Lindsay Lohan wore a pillow-case as an outfit and flashed us her boobs. Hilary Duff showed up on MTV’s TRL looking even more horse-ish than normal. Lindsay Lohan wears keys around her neck, and is probably dating Steve O from Jackass, because they were both in the same picture. Jessica Simpson proved to everyone that she’s still really hot. Paris Hilton crammed all of her “music” promotion into one day. Kelly Clarkson “got wasted” on stage, and still managed to bore the crap out of everyone in attendance. Jessica Simpson was pictured without Ken Paves for the first time in 6 months. Lindsay Lohan liked her pillow-case outfit so much, that she decided to make a toga out of a bed sheet. And finally, Kristin Cavallari posed for pictures taken by the “paparazzi”.

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Kelly Clarkson is boring

Friday, August 18th, 2006

So here’s the video of Kelly Clarkson that everyone’s talking about, where she’s getting “totally wasted” on stage. And I guess for an American Idol contestant, getting “totally wasted” means “having a sip of an alcoholic beverage in public”. There’s also some guy from Yellowcard there, but I don’t care about him, so I doubt that you do. Come to think of it, I don’t really care about this video either. Kelly also flashes us her… undershirt. And pretends to rub her nipples. And I can only imagine how much that excites you. So if you have ten minutes to waste and feel like watching a whole lot of nothingness, rather than, say, doing a home colonic kit, then this is definitely for you.

Ashlee Simpson is the new face of Victoria’s Secret

Monday, July 3rd, 2006

Ashlee Simpson

Ashlee Simpson has officially beaten out Kelly Clarkson to become face of Victoria’s Secret’s new range called “Pink”. I checked the date today, and it’s not April 1st, so I’m not really sure what to make of this. Just for reference, this is what a Victoria’s Secret model usually looks like:

Gisele Bundchen

I suppose they can hire Britney Spears’ airbrush artist to make Ashlee look halfway decent, but why not just start with a non-toad-like person to begin with and save the hours of frustration?

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