Justin Timberlake

Oh look, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are together again

Posted on May 17th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Hookups, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Jessica Biel, Justin Timberlake

Okay, obviously girls are lying when they say they don’t care about how much money a guy has. Because I don’t care what you say, there’s no way a guy with pubes on his face is gonna get a girl like Jessica Biel unless there’s some sort of alterior motive. Like money. Or a death threat.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Justin Timberlake and Jessica Alba watching Manchester United win on May 12th, 2007:

Scarlett Johansson broke up Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz

Posted on January 11th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Cameron Diaz, Celebrity Breakups, Celebrity Hookups, Justin Timberlake, Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson is apparently the reason that Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake broke up. According to reports, Cameron Diaz found out that there was a possibility that Justin would hire Scarlett to be in his music video, and forbade him from doing so since Scarlett had previously been very flirtatious with him and is widely known for having a “crush” on him. However, Justin went behind Cameron’s back and hired Scarlett anyway. And, on top of that, the two reportedly left the set together, sealing the end of Justin and Cameron’s relationship.

And while that’s all juicy and exciting, there’s something even bigger going on in this post: For the first time ever, I can honestly say that Scarlett Johansson is the hottest person in this story.

Justin Timberlake’s uncensored SNL “Dick in a box” music video

Posted on December 21st, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Justin Timberlake, Music Videos

This is probably the dumbest Saturday Night Live music video I’ve ever seen, but people seem to like it, so whatever. It’s sad when you realize that America has the sense of humor of a 12-year-old boy. It’s even sadder when Justin Timberlake makes a spoof of a song that sounds better than his actual album.

Justin Timberlake is hardcore

Posted on November 16th, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Justin Timberlake

So Janet Jackson went on Oprah a few weeks ago and insinuated that she was still mad at Justin for blaming her for the whole Superbowl incident, and that the two hadn’t talked since. So now Justin has shot back just like any gansta rapper (singer?); through his music:

Could you speak up and stop mumbling?/I don’t think you came in clear/When you’re sitting on the top/it’s hard to hear you from way up here/I saw you tryin’ to act cute on TV/Just let me clear the air/We missed you on the charts last week/Damn that’s right, you wasn’t there.”

Besides using words like “wasn’t” in place of “weren’t”, you know what else is hardcore apparently? Wearing your grandfather’s sweater and hat. If I didn’t know it was Justin Timberlake in the picture above, I’d be questioning why a hobo got to go to the MTV movie awards.

Justin Timberlake is angry

Posted on September 20th, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Cameron Diaz, Justin Timberlake

I guess I’m supposed to be intimidated by the fact that Justin Timberlake is putting on his “angry” face and leaning towards the paparazzi like he’s going to slap “hurt” them. But what I’m actually finding more scary is the fact that he’s out with the epitomy of fug, Cameron Diaz. I’d be equally as pissed if someone saw me out with that thing, too.

Weekly Roundup for August 6th, 2006 - August 12th, 2006

Posted on August 12th, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Angelina Jolie, April Scott, Brad Pitt, Britney Spears, Brooke Hogan, Christina Milian, Jenna Jameson, Justin Timberlake, Lindsay Lohan, Mischa Barton, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Pink, Raven-Symone, Stavros Niarchos, Uncategorized, Victoria Beckham, Victoria's Secret Models, Weekly Roundups

Pink was pictured peeing outside, and reminded us why it’s bad to be white trash. Victoria Beckham got extensions to fix her hideous haircut she got the week before. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s relationship might be on the rocks, and Brad Pitt might be gay. A wax statue of Jenna Jameson was introduced at Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum in Las Vegas, and is the first wax figure to look more human than the person it’s based off of. Britney Spears wore the same ugly outfit two days in a row. I posted some pictures of Victoria’s Secret Models for no real reason, other than the fact that they’re all hot. Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos probably broke up at a P. Diddy party. How sad. April Scott was pictured as Daisy Duke on the set of “Dukes of Hazzard 2″, and is actually somewhat attractive compared to the other girls that were vying for the role. Mariah Carey performed in an outfit that she should never wear again. Some candid pictures of Mischa Barton surfaced, proving once again that she’s still fug. Raven-Symone should probably stop eating soon. Justin Timberlake has possibly the gayest CD cover ever to go along with his gay song and gay music video. A Paris Hilton look alike posed for Playboy, which would be hot if she didn’t look like Paris Hilton. Christina Milian wore three different outfits on the day she was inexplicably invited to appear on MTV’s TRL. Lindsay Lohan revealed that she makes up boyfriends for the press, proving once again that she’s too stupid to be considered human. Some “candid” pictures of Brooke Hogan surfaced in which Brooke appears to be posing for the paparazzi, who were probably trying to take some wildlife photos of the plants behind her. Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie may or may not make up on the final episode of The Simple Life 4, depending on which version of the episode is aired. Britney Spears showed up in Malibu actually looking decent for once. And when I say “decent”, I mean “somewhat clean”. Lindsay Lohan got out of a car and flashed everyone her panties. The naked pictures of Nicole Richie have yet to be found, even though I know you’re dying to see them. And finally, Victoria Beckham went back to her hideous haircut. I guess she really, really wants you to see her tattoo.

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1. Raven-Symone should probably stop eating (34 comments)
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4th (tied). April Scott as Daisy Duke in The Dukes of Hazzard 2 (12 comments)
4th (tied). Pink pees outside (12 comments)
5th. Mischa Barton is still fug (11 comments)
5th (tied). Britney Spears is fashionable (11 comments)

Justin Timberlake FutureSex/LoveSounds CD Cover

Posted on August 9th, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Justin Timberlake

So Justin Timberlake basically has the dumbest album cover ever for his CD Future Sex / Love Sounds. I tried to think of something negative to say about it, but nothing could be meaner than the people that told Justin that this actually looked good. And wasn’t stupid at all. Or the people that told him that he should make his album parental advisory (no, I’m not kidding).

The FutureSex / LoveSounds tracklisting, after the jump. (continue…)

Celebrity Pictures Updates for August 6th, 2006

Posted on August 6th, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Ashlee Simpson, Britney Spears, Cameron Diaz, Celebrity Pictures Updates, Christina Aguilera, Christina Milian, Gisele Bundchen, Jamie Lynn Spears, Jennifer Lopez, Jessica Simpson, Justin Timberlake, Kid Rock, Kristin Cavallari, Lindsay Lohan, Mischa Barton, Nicole Richie, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Scarlett Johansson, Vanessa Minnillo, Victoria Beckham

The following galleries have been added to the celebrity pictures website:

» 08-04-06 - Britney Spears Shopping in Westlake With Family
» 08-04-06 - Jessica Simpson Going to Eat Sushi at a Hollywood Matsuhisa Restaurant
» 08-04-06 - Mischa Barton Leaving Umbaba Nightclub With a Mystery Man
» 08-03-06 - Vanessa Minnillo on MTV’s TRL
» 08-03-06 - Jessica Simpson Dining at Il Sole Restaurant in West Hollywood
» 08-03-06 - Kristin Cavallari at Blender and AMP’d Mobile’s X Games Kick-Off Party Arrivals
» 08-03-06 - Lindsay Lohan Having Lunch with Friends at The Ivy
» 08-03-06 - Lindsay Lohan Having Lunch with Friends at The Ivy - Set 2
» 08-03-06 - Lindsay Lohan Leaving Club Hyde
» 08-03-06 - Rachel McAdams Waiting for the Bus in Vancouver
» 08-02-06 - Ashlee Simpson Arriving at the Hyde Bar in Los Angeles
» 08-02-06 - Jessica Simpson Arriving at Ken Paves’ Birthday Party
» 08-02-06 - Lindsay Lohan at the Saturn VUE Green Line X-Games 12 Kick Off Party
» 08-02-06 - Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos Arguing at a Luncheon in France
» 08-02-06 - Paris Hilton Partying at Caves Du Roy in St. Tropez
» 08-02-06 - Scarlett Johansson Eating Ice Cream in SoHo with Her Boyfriend Josh Hartnett
» 08-02-06 - Victoria Beckham Leaving the Hairdresser With New Extensions
» 08-01-06 - Jessica Simpson Going Out for Dinner at The Lodge in Beverly Hills
» 08-01-06 - Victoria Beckham Showing Off Her New Hair Style at Sheekey’s Restaurant
» 07-31-06 - Jennifer Lopez Relaxing in Miami
» 07-31-06 - Jessica Simpson Leaving ‘The Ivy’ in a See-Through Dress
» 07-31-06 - Lindsay Lohan Out and About in Hollywood
» 07-31-06 - Paris Hilton Out and About in St. Tropez
» 07-30-06 - Jamie Lynn Spears at the ‘Barnyard’ Premiere in Los Angeles
» 07-30-06 - Lindsay Lohan Wearing a Blue Bikini on the Beach in Malibu
» 07-29-06 - Lindsay Lohan and Harry Morton Go To Dinner at Tra Di Noi in Malibu
» 07-29-06 - Lindsay Lohan Drinking Tea in a Red Bikini in Malibu
» 07-29-06 - Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock Get Married in St. Tropez
» 07-29-06 - Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock on a Yacht in St. Tropez Before Their Wedding
» 07-29-06 - Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock’s St. Tropez Wedding - Set 2
» 07-29-06 - Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos Making Out in the VIP Room in St. Tropez
» 07-29-06 - Gisele Bundchen at the Coffee Bean Cafe in Hollywood
» 07-27-06 - Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz Vacationing in Hawaii
» 07-23-06 - Nicole Richie on the Set of Lionel Richie’s Music Video - Set 2
» 07-20-06 - Christina Aguilera Promoting Her Album at a Showcase in London
» 02-28-01 - Christina Milian at the 15th Annual Soul Train Awards in Los Angeles

Weekly Roundup for July 30, 2006 - August 5, 2006

Posted on August 5th, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Ashlee Simpson, Cameron Diaz, Christina Aguilera, Christina Milian, Gisele Bundchen, Jamie Lynn Spears, Jennifer Lopez, Jessica Simpson, Justin Timberlake, Kid Rock, Lindsay Lohan, Mel Gibson, Nicole Richie, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Scarlett Johansson, Stavros Niarchos, Victoria Beckham, Weekly Roundups

Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock got married in St. Tropez and proved once again that they’re both white trash. Nicole Richie lost her digital camera, and we might end up having to see some pictures of her and her friends naked. As predicted, Lindsay Lohan’s mom, Dina Lohan, blamed everyone and everything but Lindsay for her not showing up to the “Georgia Rule” set on time repeatedly, and we also got to see about a billion pictures of Lindsay Lohan in a bikini during the days that she was “sick”. Mel Gibson got arrested, made anti-semitic comments, almost peed on his cell floor, and more. Jamie Lynn Spears needs to hire a new makeup artist that can cover up her herpes outbreaks. Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz looked totally in love with eachother on a recent Hawaii vacation. New pictures of Paris Hilton surfaced, and not only did it confirm that she’s still alive, but she also was pictured dry-humping with Stavros Niarchos in St. Tropez, which clocks her year-long celibacy claim at 3 1/2 weeks. Lindsay Lohan was pictured out and about on Monday, and combined with her bikini pictures from the prior two days, it’s safe to assume that she’s been fired from “Georgia Rule”. Some pictures surfaced of Christina Milian in a see-through dress from 2001, probably in an attempt to rejuvinate her failing career. Jessica Simpson wore a see-through dress to the Ivy, which made my day (and probably yours, too). I video blogged about Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock’s wedding, Christina Aguilera having sex in public, Gisele Bundchen being the reason that Ashlee Simpson has become the new face of Victoria’s Secret line “PINK”, Jessica Simpson’s mom, Tina Simpson, stopping a “racy” photoshoot halfway through, and Lindsay Lohan being dropped from her UK record label for failing to promote her album in that country. Jennifer Lopez has abruptly decided to quit the movie “Dallas”. Victoria Beckham got a haircut from the 80’s, and made the mistake of actually being seen in public with it. Scarlett Johansson wore a nose ring that made her look even more like a cow than before. Ashlee Simpson flashed us her panties when she arrived at Hyde Lounge on the 2nd. And finally, Jessica Simpson is trying to learn how to read.

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Justin Timberlake is totally in love with Cameron Diaz

Posted on August 1st, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Cameron Diaz, Justin Timberlake

You can tell by looking at these pictures that Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz are totally in love. Just look at the way they’re gazing into eachother’s eyes in these pictures and you’ll see what I mean. It’s like they don’t even notice the paparazzi. There’s no doubt in my mind that a couple this passionate will be together forever.

Pictures of Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz in Hawaii on July 27, 2006: