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So apparently, that guy is Paris Hilton’s new boyfriend. And by “boyfriend”, I mean “guy she had sex with more than once in the past week”. Actually, she’s probably had sex with plenty of guys more than once in the past week. So I wonder what makes this dude so special. Maybe it’s because he has a lollipop. I bet Paris likes lollipops. The idea of having two hard objects in her mouth instead of just one probably really gets her going.

Update: The guy’s name is Josh Henderson. Yeah, it’s the guy that was in Scene 23 and briefly dated Ashlee Simpson.

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