John Stamos, better known to me and pretty much everyone else in the world as “Uncle Jesse” from Full House, went on an Australian TV show called “Mornings with Kerri-Ann Kennerley”, and proceeded to make an ass out of himself while promoting the show ER. Oh, by th way, he’s also on the show ER now. Who knew?

Stamos himself said he was suffering from crossing time zones in a short space of time. “I came from Greece, Cairo and Japan … and, for whatever reason, I am so jet-lagged here,” he said. This seemed unlikely, as Stamos had been in the country since Thursday.”

Um, I’m pretty sure jet-lag doesn’t make you sound like a drunken idiot… so what does? Oh wait, that’s right. Drinking too much.