Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson’s hot body is back!

Posted on September 17th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Jessica Simpson

Here are some new pictures of Jessica Simpson wearing daisy dukes, and I am glad to report that her hot body is back! I don’t know what she’s been doing these past few months, but I’m happy to see that she’s trying to look good for me again. I might even consider returning her phone calls.

View all 10 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Jessica Simpson wearing daisy dukes again, after the jump.

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Jessica Simpson pokies

Posted on September 11th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Jessica Simpson

Here are some pictures of Jessica Simpson looking pretty hot while out and about yesterday. And adding to her hotness in these pictures is the fact that she forgot to wear a bra yet again. Go Jessica!

View all 20 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Jessica Simpson’s pokies, after the jump.

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Jessica Simpson pokies

Posted on September 6th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Jessica Simpson

So today might be the slowest day ever, because these are the only remotely sexy pictures of a female celebrity to hit the net today. And they’re of Jessica Simpson grabbing her breast. And pokies. Which isn’t so bad I guess. I just wish there was more to post.

6 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Jessica Simpson’s pokies:

Jessica Simpson is sexy again

Posted on August 27th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Jessica Simpson

It’s been a while since I’ve heard anything from her, but here are some new pictures of Jessica Simpson wearing a white tank-top than accentuates her huge chest. And, because of these pictures, I’m happy to announce that I may, in fact, finally answer one of her inccessant phone calls.

View all 11 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Jessica Simpson, after the jump.

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Jessica Simpson is still alive

Posted on July 16th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Jessica Simpson

So, uh, here are some pictures of Jessica Simpson in Miami, apparently launching some sort of swimwear line I’ve never heard of at Fashion Week. Didn’t this chick used to be famous for something?

Jessica Simpson is still hot

Posted on June 26th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Jessica Simpson

So does Jessica Simpson even have a “career” anymore? It seems like all she does lately is walk around looking hot for the paparazzi in order to make John Mayer jealous. And while she does look pretty good here, I feel it’s my duty to remind her that “less is more” — especially when we’re talking about the amount of clothes you have on while working out. You’d think Jessica would know that, but I guess she wants to keep her hot body for my eyes only.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Jessica Simpson leaving the gym in West Hollywood on July 25th, 2007:

Jessica Simpson is hot again

Posted on June 18th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Jessica Simpson

Here are some new pictures of Jessica Simpson showing off her boobs in a white t-shirt and jeans. Possibly to make John Mayer realize that he’ll never have a woman half-way as hot as her. Ever. And I’m only trying to turn this into news because today is possibly the slowest day in gossip… ever.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Jessica Simpson looking hot in a white t-shirt and jeans:

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer broke up again

Posted on June 6th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Breakups, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Jessica Simpson, John Mayer

So I think this is like the 12th time I’ve heard about Jessica Simpson and John Mayer breaking up. Although the other 11 times, I don’t think Jessica Simpson was wearing what appears to be a towel as a dress. So that makes this time newsworthy in my book. Oh, and I think John might have stolen Jessica’s dog, too. You heard it here first!

Jessica Simpson shows off her boobs some more

Posted on May 24th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Jessica Simpson

Isn’t it nice that Jessica Simpson has stopped making “music” and finally started focusing on things that people actually like about her? I mean, sure, she’s probably not making as much money from walking around and showing off her breasts like this. But I guarantee she’s making a lot more people happy than when she “sings”.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Jessica Simpson at Freds in Barneys on Madison Avenue in New York City yesterday:

Jessica Simpson likes to show off her huge cleavage

Posted on May 8th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Boobs, Celebrity Cleavage, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Jessica Simpson

It seems like lately, all Jessica Simpson does is show off her huge boobs. Like here, when she was on her way to the Annual Metropolitan Gala. And sure, she’s still dumber than a box of rocks. In fact, she apparently got into the wrong limo accidently, and had to be shown where the correct one was. Which wouldn’t be such a big deal if they don’t usually hold signs that says the person’s name on them. Then again, I figured the poor girl was illiterate, so I’m glad she’s showing off her best features.