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Oh look. Some chick is grabbing Jessica Biel’s ass at a football game. Which doesn’t really surprise me given the circumstances. That’s like a male celebrity going to the ballet and expecting not to have his ass grabbed.

5 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Jessica Biel’s ass grab:

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Here are the scans of Jessica Biel in the latest issue of FHM France. And sadly yes, they’re pretty disappointing. When did Europe become such a prude country that they have the women almost fully covered up in their men’s magazines? You can find pictures of Jessica Biel wearing less on the red carpet.

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So here are some pictures of Jessica Biel carrying around something called the “Book of Secrets”. Which, as you guessed, is really just my way of finding an excuse to post new pictures of her. But come on, you don’t really care why I’m posting them as long as I do it, right? Right.

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Jessica Biel is one of maybe three people in the world that can look this hot while taking out the trash in goofy slippers and a robe (I am the second one, of course. Don’t know who the third person is, but I like to think there’s at least one more person that’s as insanely attractive as we are). In fact, I might go so far as to say that I’d want to look at these pictures of Jessica Biel for hours on end before I’d even consider glancing at one scary-ass picture of Cameron Diaz all done up. Even though the guy has pubes on his face, I do have to commend Justin Timberlake for a definite upgrade. I wonder how much he’s paying her, anyway…

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Okay, so these pictures might be from last year, but I’ve never seen them before, and I doubt you have either. Besides, I mentioned today was a slow day already, right? Right. So enjoy these pictures of Jessica Biel showing off her ass at the Mercedes Benz Polo Challenge, and hopefully I’ll have some more recent booty-pictures of her tomorrow.

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Jessica Biel decided to show off her amazing legs on David Letterman the other night. I still haven’t figured out what she was promoting, but if she looks anything like that in the movie, I’m already sold. Now that I think of it, we haven’t really seen any pictures of her recently (working out or othwerwise). Maybe she finally realized that it’s not possible for her to get anymore fit so she went into some sort of depression since it seems like working out is all she does.

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Aah, Jessica Biel has finally been seen working out again, and everything is right with the world. I don’t know what was going on here and here, but I have to admit my world was turned upside down when she was caught doing normal “human” things. If Jessica Biel isn’t really some sort of cyborg robot bent on taking over the world by having the hottest body ever, then I have nothing left to believe in.

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