Jessica Biel

Jessica Biel’s ass grabbed by another woman

Posted on October 23rd, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Jessica Biel

Oh look. Some chick is grabbing Jessica Biel’s ass at a football game. Which doesn’t really surprise me given the circumstances. That’s like a male celebrity going to the ballet and expecting not to have his ass grabbed.

5 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Jessica Biel’s ass grab:

Jessica Biel in FHM France

Posted on August 24th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Jessica Biel

Here are the scans of Jessica Biel in the latest issue of FHM France. And sadly yes, they’re pretty disappointing. When did Europe become such a prude country that they have the women almost fully covered up in their men’s magazines? You can find pictures of Jessica Biel wearing less on the red carpet.

Jessica Biel has a secret

Posted on August 1st, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Jessica Biel

So here are some pictures of Jessica Biel carrying around something called the “Book of Secrets”. Which, as you guessed, is really just my way of finding an excuse to post new pictures of her. But come on, you don’t really care why I’m posting them as long as I do it, right? Right.

Jessica Biel bikini cover in GQ Magazine

Posted on June 29th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Bikini Pictures, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Jessica Biel

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Did I already post this? Because I feel like I already posted it, but I can’t find it in the archives. So maybe I just saw the picture, stared at it in awe for an hour or two, and then forgot what I was supposed to be doing. And it’s fitting for today, since there’s nobody else worthy of looking at in the stories.

Jessica Biel is hotter than you

Posted on May 31st, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Jessica Biel

Jessica Biel is one of maybe three people in the world that can look this hot while taking out the trash in goofy slippers and a robe (I am the second one, of course. Don’t know who the third person is, but I like to think there’s at least one more person that’s as insanely attractive as we are). In fact, I might go so far as to say that I’d want to look at these pictures of Jessica Biel for hours on end before I’d even consider glancing at one scary-ass picture of Cameron Diaz all done up. Even though the guy has pubes on his face, I do have to commend Justin Timberlake for a definite upgrade. I wonder how much he’s paying her, anyway…

Oh look, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are together again

Posted on May 17th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Hookups, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Jessica Biel, Justin Timberlake

Okay, obviously girls are lying when they say they don’t care about how much money a guy has. Because I don’t care what you say, there’s no way a guy with pubes on his face is gonna get a girl like Jessica Biel unless there’s some sort of alterior motive. Like money. Or a death threat.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Justin Timberlake and Jessica Alba watching Manchester United win on May 12th, 2007:

Jessica Biel shows off her ass

Posted on April 24th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Jessica Biel

Okay, so these pictures might be from last year, but I’ve never seen them before, and I doubt you have either. Besides, I mentioned today was a slow day already, right? Right. So enjoy these pictures of Jessica Biel showing off her ass at the Mercedes Benz Polo Challenge, and hopefully I’ll have some more recent booty-pictures of her tomorrow.

Jessica Biel has awesome legs

Posted on April 18th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Jessica Biel

Jessica Biel decided to show off her amazing legs on David Letterman the other night. I still haven’t figured out what she was promoting, but if she looks anything like that in the movie, I’m already sold. Now that I think of it, we haven’t really seen any pictures of her recently (working out or othwerwise). Maybe she finally realized that it’s not possible for her to get anymore fit so she went into some sort of depression since it seems like working out is all she does.

Jessica Biel is back to working out

Posted on March 26th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Jessica Biel

Aah, Jessica Biel has finally been seen working out again, and everything is right with the world. I don’t know what was going on here and here, but I have to admit my world was turned upside down when she was caught doing normal “human” things. If Jessica Biel isn’t really some sort of cyborg robot bent on taking over the world by having the hottest body ever, then I have nothing left to believe in.

Jessica Biel bikini pictures

Posted on March 14th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Bikini Pictures, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Jessica Biel

So after posting the Charlize Theron bikini pictures I posted earlier today, I decided to do some “research” and find more celebrity bikini pictures. Because hey, I’m just that selfless. And after all that hard work, I came across these pictures of Jessica Biel at the beach in Puerto Rico. Don’t say I never did anything for you. They’re actually from back in January, but you don’t care, do you? I didn’t think so.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Jessica Biel in a bikini and Derek Jeter at the beach in Puerto Rico on January 5th, 2007:

9 more hq candid paparazzi photos of Jessica Biel and Derek Jeter at the beach, after the jump. (continue…)