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Jessica Alba pregnant boobs

Posted on February 15th, 2008 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Jessica Alba


Jessica Alba

Here are some new pictures of Jessica Alba’s pregnant boobs. And I guess from the front she still looks decent, but from the side the bump is almost extended as far as them already.

7 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Jessica Alba’s pregnant boobs:

Jessica Alba’s pregnant boob watch

Posted on February 1st, 2008 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Jessica Alba


Jessica Alba

So I think I’m gonna add a new feature here at JordanIsYourHomeboy.com called the “Jessica Alba pregnant boob watch”… which is basically just gonna be me posting when new pictures of Jessica Alba’s pregnant cleavage surface. Like this one. Yay, I’m so dedicated!


View all 20 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Jessica Alba’s ever-increasing pregnant cleavage, by clicking “continue” below.

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Jessica Alba is afraid of her boobs

Posted on January 25th, 2008 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Jessica Alba


Jessica Alba

Okay, so that title’s a bit deceiving, but today sucks, so I have to try to make it sound somewhat exciting. This is what Jessica Alba said about her boobs:

“It had to do with breastfeeding, which is the only thing I’m paranoid about, more than giving birth,” she revealed, adding that she’s trying not to gain too much weight during the pregnancy.

Um, if she’s trying not to gain too much weight during pregnancy… she’s losing. Here are some pictures of her in a kind-of see-through dress out and about yesterday.


View all 20 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Jessica Alba out and about in a see-through dress, after the jump.

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Jessica Alba pregnant cleavage

Posted on January 11th, 2008 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Jessica Alba


Jessica Alba

Apparently for Christmas, Jessica Alba was given the gift of huge enlarged titties. Enjoy it while you can, because pretty soon her stomach will reach farther than they do, and then it won’t be fun anymore.


View all 9 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Jessica Alba’s pregnant cleavage, after the jump.

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Jessica Alba pokies

Posted on August 14th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Jessica Alba


Jessica Alba

Here are some pictures of Jessica Alba on the set of “The Eye”, in which she plays a blind woman. And I’m posting these because I know how much you care about behind-the-scenes shots and the state of the entertainment industry and blind people. Oh, and Jessica Alba pokies. Enjoy!


View all 10 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Jessica Alba’s pokies, after the jump.

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Jessica Alba cleavage

Posted on July 20th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Cleavage, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Jessica Alba


Jessica Alba

Since today is a really slow day, and I like looking at pictures of Jessica Alba, I figured I’d post some new ones here. These are of her promoting something in Madrid (I guess Fantastic 4 2?). Enjoy.

Jessica Alba on the cover of In Style Magazine

Posted on May 24th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Jessica Alba


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Just because pictures of hot girls on the cover of magazines is worthy of a blog post.

Jessica Alba GQ Magazine bikini cover

Posted on May 17th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Bikini Pictures, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Jessica Alba


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So here’s the high quality version of Jessica Alba’s bikini-clad GQ cover, which sort of goes along with the gallery of low-resolution pictures of Jessica Alba in GQ Magazine that I posted yesterday. And normally, if this were anyone else, I would have just edited the original post with the hi-res version. But not Jessica Alba, oh no.

But if you really want a reason for this to be a new post, here’s a quote from Jessica about how she’s not taken seriously in Hollywood because she’s so hot. Oh woe is her:

“Right now, I’m just exploring what my contribution to this business is - other than wearing a bikini and getting caught by the paparazzi.”

“I try not to make the headlines [using my looks]. I’m self-conscious about this. I try to not make my presence known. I have my own fashion style and do not try to fit in. I don’t have my breasts under my chin, I’m not showing butt cheeks, nor much legs. I don’t go for the trendiest look.”

Of course, this quote is from the same article that these pictures are from, so it’s a bit hard to take her seriously after doing such a photoshoot. It’s like when a hooker starts talking about her “plans” and “dreams” to have a “normal life” free from “drugs” and “sex”. It’s like, I’m not paying you to hear you talk, you stupid whore.

Jessica Alba bikini pictures in GQ Magazine

Posted on May 16th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Jessica Alba


Jessica Alba

Remember how yesterday I was saying I wish there were more celebrity bikini pictures? Well apparently Jessica Alba heard my plea, because these bikini pictures of her in GQ Magazine showed up today and made me feel all warm and tingly inside. I haven’t quite figured out why she’s eating roses and drooling in some of them, but when she dresses like that, I really don’t care.

Scans of Jessica Alba’s bikini photoshoot for GQ Magazine:

Jessica Alba makes out with her dog

Posted on April 17th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Jessica Alba


Jessica Alba

It looks like Jessica Alba is getting desperate. Then again, after I left her for Alessandra Ambrosio, it’s no wonder this is happening. I mean, she’s obviously realizing that nobody is ever going to equal up to my amazing studliness. And after dating Cash Warren, it’s no wonder that she’s now trying to make out with her own dog. Most people would probably consider that an upgrade.

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Jessica Alba kissing her dog while filming a commercial

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