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Here are some new pictures of Jessica Alba’s pregnant boobs. And I guess from the front she still looks decent, but from the side the bump is almost extended as far as them already.

7 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Jessica Alba’s pregnant boobs:

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So I think I’m gonna add a new feature here at JordanIsYourHomeboy.com called the “Jessica Alba pregnant boob watch”… which is basically just gonna be me posting when new pictures of Jessica Alba’s pregnant cleavage surface. Like this one. Yay, I’m so dedicated!

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View all 20 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Jessica Alba’s ever-increasing pregnant cleavage, by clicking “continue” below.

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Okay, so that title’s a bit deceiving, but today sucks, so I have to try to make it sound somewhat exciting. This is what Jessica Alba said about her boobs:

“It had to do with breastfeeding, which is the only thing I’m paranoid about, more than giving birth,” she revealed, adding that she’s trying not to gain too much weight during the pregnancy.

Um, if she’s trying not to gain too much weight during pregnancy… she’s losing. Here are some pictures of her in a kind-of see-through dress out and about yesterday.

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View all 20 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Jessica Alba out and about in a see-through dress, after the jump.

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Apparently for Christmas, Jessica Alba was given the gift of huge enlarged titties. Enjoy it while you can, because pretty soon her stomach will reach farther than they do, and then it won’t be fun anymore.

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View all 9 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Jessica Alba’s pregnant cleavage, after the jump.

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Here are some pictures of Jessica Alba on the set of “The Eye”, in which she plays a blind woman. And I’m posting these because I know how much you care about behind-the-scenes shots and the state of the entertainment industry and blind people. Oh, and Jessica Alba pokies. Enjoy!

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View all 10 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Jessica Alba’s pokies, after the jump.

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Just because pictures of hot girls on the cover of magazines is worthy of a blog post.

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Remember how yesterday I was saying I wish there were more celebrity bikini pictures? Well apparently Jessica Alba heard my plea, because these bikini pictures of her in GQ Magazine showed up today and made me feel all warm and tingly inside. I haven’t quite figured out why she’s eating roses and drooling in some of them, but when she dresses like that, I really don’t care.

Scans of Jessica Alba’s bikini photoshoot for GQ Magazine:

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It looks like Jessica Alba is getting desperate. Then again, after I left her for Alessandra Ambrosio, it’s no wonder this is happening. I mean, she’s obviously realizing that nobody is ever going to equal up to my amazing studliness. And after dating Cash Warren, it’s no wonder that she’s now trying to make out with her own dog. Most people would probably consider that an upgrade.

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