Jesse McCartney

Weekly Roundup for August 20th, 2006 - August 26th, 2006

Kevin Federline “performed” at the Teen Choice Awards, and it was just as bad as you thought it would be. I doubt that you need it, but here’s even more proof that Fergie is a tranny. Paris Hilton promoted her album at Best Buy; too bad it was almost a week before it came out. We also now have proof that Paris Hilton wears colored contacts. Lindsay Lohan wore a bikini again for those of us that were worried she was done with her crusade for women to be allowed to wear bikinis in all locations and at all times. I updated the celebrity pictures website since I wasn’t able to do so over the weekend. Tom Cruise got fired from his deal with Paramount Pictures, although he claims he “quit”. Nobody showed up to Kevin Federline’s Teen Choice Awards afterparty. Paris Hilton promoted her album for the third day in a row, this time in Japan. Brandon Routh got engaged, and nobody cares. Ashlee Simpson spent tens of thousands of dollars on plastic surgery, and still manages to look average. Kevin Federline is proud of himself for passing the GED. Paris Hilton really did hack Lindsay Lohan’s voicemail. For a gremlin, Heather Locklear has a hot ass. Zuleyka Rivera Mendoza is even hotter when she’s not unconcious. Nicole Richie tried to fool us by going out to eat, and nobody bought it. And finally, Jesse McCartney revealed that Jennifer Lopez quit Dallas because she’s pregnant.

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4. Paris Hilton is at Best Buy (11 comments)
5. Proof that Paris Hilton wears colored contacts (10 comments)

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Jennifer Lopez is probably pregnant

Jesse McCartney was on the radio yesterday talking about how he has a new album and how Katie Cassidy is his beard “girlfriend” and blah blah blah. And since Katie is in the upcoming remake of Dallas, the interviewer (who was obviously bored out of his mind) asked Jesse if he knew why Jennifer Lopez got fired from Dallas, to which he replied:

“She didn’t get fired. She’s pregnant.”

For Jesse’s sake, I hope Jennifer Lopez really is pregnant. Because if not, I have a feeling that J. Lo could take him in a fight. Then again, so could my 6-year-old niece.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony relaxing with friends in Miami on July 31st, 2006:

18 more hq candid paparazzi pictures of Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony relaxing with friends in Miami, after the jump. (continue…)

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