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Jennifer Lopez Arena Magazine photo shoot

Posted on September 27th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Jennifer Lopez


Jennifer Lopez

Here are some pictures of Jennifer Lopez all “wet and wild” (according to the caption) on the cover of “Arena Magazine”. Although generally “wet and wild” usually means “nude” in my book, unfortunately, that’s not the case here. What exactly is Jennifer Lopez still famous for, anyway? Marrying a living skeleton?


View all high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Jennifer Lopez in Arena Magazine, after the jump.

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Jennifer Lopez bikini pictures

Posted on August 17th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Jennifer Lopez


Jennifer Lopez

Here are some recent pictures of Jennifer Lopez in a bikini. And I gotta say, I know some guys like “thick” girls, but she’s bordering on chunky. Plus the cellulite doesn’t help the matter much, either. Then again, isn’t she in her 40’s, or close to it? So I guess she doesn’t look that bad…

Jennifer Lopez is getting death threats

Posted on May 11th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony


Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony

Jennifer Lopez’s life has been threatened repeatedly over the past month by a group of people that claim that they plan to “kill her in public, just like the slaughtered animals whose fur she wears.” Of course, Jennifer Lopez thinks she’s some kind of goddess and nothing could ever happen to her, but Skelator Marc Anthony is taking the threats a bit more seriously:

He has hired two off-duty police officers, in addition to her usual security team, to watch over Lopez whenever she makes public appearances,” says the pal. Lopez’s spokeswoman shot the story down as “untrue.” She said: “[Lopez] has had the same security team she has always had.” But a rep for PETA (who we trust is not sending the threats) said yesterday: “All violence is wrong. But J.Lo needs to stop the real violence she promotes and subsidizes rather than give herself extra protection she doesn’t need.”

What I don’t get is… this is the chick that brought us Gigli. And Bennifer. And a million shitty songs with Ja Rule. And just now she’s receiving death threats because she wears fur? Come on, there are a million things that people want J. Lo dead for, and I’m pretty sure that “wearing fur” is towards the end of the list.

Upgrade or Downgrade? - Jennifer Lopez’s new red hair

Posted on March 8th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Jennifer Lopez, Upgrade or Downgrade


Jennifer Lopez

Apparently it’s the month of celebrity dye-jobs, because now, after Jessica Simpson, Victoria Beckham, and Cameron Diaz changed their hair color, Jennifer Lopez has decided to do the same. I think it makes her look less like a monkey, so I’m gonna say upgrade. What do you guys think?

Click the link below to access the photos.
Jennifer Lopez out and about after dying her hair red in Miami

More pictures from the Academy Awards / Oscars

Posted on February 26th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Academy Awards, Anne Hathaway, Award Shows, Beyonce, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony, Penelope Cruz


Anne Hathaway

Just because I know you couldn’t get enough.

High quality paparazzi pictures of Anne Hathaway at the Oscars on February 25th, 2007:


Beyonce must have gotten lost, because she was at the Oscars on February 25th, 2007, too:


High quality paparazzi pictures of Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony at the Oscars on February 25th, 2007. Does Jennifer have a baby bump?:


High quality paparazzi pictures of Penelope Cruz at the Oscars on February 25th, 2007:

Weekly Roundup for August 20th, 2006 - August 26th, 2006

Posted on August 26th, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Ashlee Simpson, Fergie, Heather Locklear, Jennifer Lopez, Jesse McCartney, Kevin Federline, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Tom Cruise, Weekly Roundups, Zuleyka Rivera Mendoza


Kevin Federline “performed” at the Teen Choice Awards, and it was just as bad as you thought it would be. I doubt that you need it, but here’s even more proof that Fergie is a tranny. Paris Hilton promoted her album at Best Buy; too bad it was almost a week before it came out. We also now have proof that Paris Hilton wears colored contacts. Lindsay Lohan wore a bikini again for those of us that were worried she was done with her crusade for women to be allowed to wear bikinis in all locations and at all times. I updated the celebrity pictures website since I wasn’t able to do so over the weekend. Tom Cruise got fired from his deal with Paramount Pictures, although he claims he “quit”. Nobody showed up to Kevin Federline’s Teen Choice Awards afterparty. Paris Hilton promoted her album for the third day in a row, this time in Japan. Brandon Routh got engaged, and nobody cares. Ashlee Simpson spent tens of thousands of dollars on plastic surgery, and still manages to look average. Kevin Federline is proud of himself for passing the GED. Paris Hilton really did hack Lindsay Lohan’s voicemail. For a gremlin, Heather Locklear has a hot ass. Zuleyka Rivera Mendoza is even hotter when she’s not unconcious. Nicole Richie tried to fool us by going out to eat, and nobody bought it. And finally, Jesse McCartney revealed that Jennifer Lopez quit Dallas because she’s pregnant.

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Jennifer Lopez is probably pregnant

Posted on August 25th, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Jennifer Lopez, Jesse McCartney, Katie Cassidy


Jesse McCartney was on the radio yesterday talking about how he has a new album and how Katie Cassidy is his beard “girlfriend” and blah blah blah. And since Katie is in the upcoming remake of Dallas, the interviewer (who was obviously bored out of his mind) asked Jesse if he knew why Jennifer Lopez got fired from Dallas, to which he replied:

“She didn’t get fired. She’s pregnant.”

For Jesse’s sake, I hope Jennifer Lopez really is pregnant. Because if not, I have a feeling that J. Lo could take him in a fight. Then again, so could my 6-year-old niece.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony relaxing with friends in Miami on July 31st, 2006:

18 more hq candid paparazzi pictures of Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony relaxing with friends in Miami, after the jump. (continue…)

Celebrity Pictures Updates for August 6th, 2006

Posted on August 6th, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Ashlee Simpson, Britney Spears, Cameron Diaz, Celebrity Pictures Updates, Christina Aguilera, Christina Milian, Gisele Bundchen, Jamie Lynn Spears, Jennifer Lopez, Jessica Simpson, Justin Timberlake, Kid Rock, Kristin Cavallari, Lindsay Lohan, Mischa Barton, Nicole Richie, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Scarlett Johansson, Vanessa Minnillo, Victoria Beckham


The following galleries have been added to the celebrity pictures website:

» 08-04-06 - Britney Spears Shopping in Westlake With Family
» 08-04-06 - Jessica Simpson Going to Eat Sushi at a Hollywood Matsuhisa Restaurant
» 08-04-06 - Mischa Barton Leaving Umbaba Nightclub With a Mystery Man
» 08-03-06 - Vanessa Minnillo on MTV’s TRL
» 08-03-06 - Jessica Simpson Dining at Il Sole Restaurant in West Hollywood
» 08-03-06 - Kristin Cavallari at Blender and AMP’d Mobile’s X Games Kick-Off Party Arrivals
» 08-03-06 - Lindsay Lohan Having Lunch with Friends at The Ivy
» 08-03-06 - Lindsay Lohan Having Lunch with Friends at The Ivy - Set 2
» 08-03-06 - Lindsay Lohan Leaving Club Hyde
» 08-03-06 - Rachel McAdams Waiting for the Bus in Vancouver
» 08-02-06 - Ashlee Simpson Arriving at the Hyde Bar in Los Angeles
» 08-02-06 - Jessica Simpson Arriving at Ken Paves’ Birthday Party
» 08-02-06 - Lindsay Lohan at the Saturn VUE Green Line X-Games 12 Kick Off Party
» 08-02-06 - Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos Arguing at a Luncheon in France
» 08-02-06 - Paris Hilton Partying at Caves Du Roy in St. Tropez
» 08-02-06 - Scarlett Johansson Eating Ice Cream in SoHo with Her Boyfriend Josh Hartnett
» 08-02-06 - Victoria Beckham Leaving the Hairdresser With New Extensions
» 08-01-06 - Jessica Simpson Going Out for Dinner at The Lodge in Beverly Hills
» 08-01-06 - Victoria Beckham Showing Off Her New Hair Style at Sheekey’s Restaurant
» 07-31-06 - Jennifer Lopez Relaxing in Miami
» 07-31-06 - Jessica Simpson Leaving ‘The Ivy’ in a See-Through Dress
» 07-31-06 - Lindsay Lohan Out and About in Hollywood
» 07-31-06 - Paris Hilton Out and About in St. Tropez
» 07-30-06 - Jamie Lynn Spears at the ‘Barnyard’ Premiere in Los Angeles
» 07-30-06 - Lindsay Lohan Wearing a Blue Bikini on the Beach in Malibu
» 07-29-06 - Lindsay Lohan and Harry Morton Go To Dinner at Tra Di Noi in Malibu
» 07-29-06 - Lindsay Lohan Drinking Tea in a Red Bikini in Malibu
» 07-29-06 - Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock Get Married in St. Tropez
» 07-29-06 - Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock on a Yacht in St. Tropez Before Their Wedding
» 07-29-06 - Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock’s St. Tropez Wedding - Set 2
» 07-29-06 - Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos Making Out in the VIP Room in St. Tropez
» 07-29-06 - Gisele Bundchen at the Coffee Bean Cafe in Hollywood
» 07-27-06 - Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz Vacationing in Hawaii
» 07-23-06 - Nicole Richie on the Set of Lionel Richie’s Music Video - Set 2
» 07-20-06 - Christina Aguilera Promoting Her Album at a Showcase in London
» 02-28-01 - Christina Milian at the 15th Annual Soul Train Awards in Los Angeles

Weekly Roundup for July 30, 2006 - August 5, 2006

Posted on August 5th, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Ashlee Simpson, Cameron Diaz, Christina Aguilera, Christina Milian, Gisele Bundchen, Jamie Lynn Spears, Jennifer Lopez, Jessica Simpson, Justin Timberlake, Kid Rock, Lindsay Lohan, Mel Gibson, Nicole Richie, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Scarlett Johansson, Stavros Niarchos, Victoria Beckham, Weekly Roundups


This week on JordanIsYourHomeboy.com...

Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock got married in St. Tropez and proved once again that they’re both white trash. Nicole Richie lost her digital camera, and we might end up having to see some pictures of her and her friends naked. As predicted, Lindsay Lohan’s mom, Dina Lohan, blamed everyone and everything but Lindsay for her not showing up to the “Georgia Rule” set on time repeatedly, and we also got to see about a billion pictures of Lindsay Lohan in a bikini during the days that she was “sick”. Mel Gibson got arrested, made anti-semitic comments, almost peed on his cell floor, and more. Jamie Lynn Spears needs to hire a new makeup artist that can cover up her herpes outbreaks. Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz looked totally in love with eachother on a recent Hawaii vacation. New pictures of Paris Hilton surfaced, and not only did it confirm that she’s still alive, but she also was pictured dry-humping with Stavros Niarchos in St. Tropez, which clocks her year-long celibacy claim at 3 1/2 weeks. Lindsay Lohan was pictured out and about on Monday, and combined with her bikini pictures from the prior two days, it’s safe to assume that she’s been fired from “Georgia Rule”. Some pictures surfaced of Christina Milian in a see-through dress from 2001, probably in an attempt to rejuvinate her failing career. Jessica Simpson wore a see-through dress to the Ivy, which made my day (and probably yours, too). I video blogged about Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock’s wedding, Christina Aguilera having sex in public, Gisele Bundchen being the reason that Ashlee Simpson has become the new face of Victoria’s Secret line “PINK”, Jessica Simpson’s mom, Tina Simpson, stopping a “racy” photoshoot halfway through, and Lindsay Lohan being dropped from her UK record label for failing to promote her album in that country. Jennifer Lopez has abruptly decided to quit the movie “Dallas”. Victoria Beckham got a haircut from the 80’s, and made the mistake of actually being seen in public with it. Scarlett Johansson wore a nose ring that made her look even more like a cow than before. Ashlee Simpson flashed us her panties when she arrived at Hyde Lounge on the 2nd. And finally, Jessica Simpson is trying to learn how to read.

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Jennifer Lopez won’t do Dallas

Posted on August 4th, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Jennifer Lopez


Jennifer Lopez has abruptly quit the movie “Dallas”, in which she was supposed to play JR Ewing’s wife Sue Ellen. She originally threatened to leave the picture if they had cast Jessica Simpson in the role of Lucy Ewing, but when Katie Cassidy was chosen instead, it was believed that she was happy with the choice and would continue with the movie as planned. There’s no word as to why she’s chosen to quit the movie, and her publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnick, only released this short statement:

She is out of ‘Dallas’.

I guess that Leslie’s too busy trying to deal with covering up Lindsay Lohan’s recent drunken hijinks to worry about making up a story about J. Lo. But it doesn’t really matter, because I doubt the rest of the cast misses Jennifer anyway. Mainly because she’s a total diva bitch. And smells funny.

Jennifer Lopez relaxing in Miami on July 31st, 2006:

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