Jenna Jameson

Jenna Jameson stripper cake

Posted on January 31st, 2008 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Jenna Jameson

Here are some pictures of Jenna Jameson performing on a stripper cake. I guess leaving porn doesn’t mean you can’t still be slutty. Can someone please explain to me how someone can continuously get even uglier with each additional plastic surgery? Isn’t the opposite supposed to happen?

View all 20 high quality paparazzi pictures of Jenna Jameson dancing on a stripper cake, by clicking “continue” below.

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Jenna Jameson bikini pictures

So, uh, here are some pictures of Jenna Jameson in her bikini, frolicking around on the beach. I wasn’t gonna post these, but I know there’s someone out there that finds her attractive… after all, she is (was?) the highest paid pornstar in the industry. Anyone?

View all 20 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Jenna Jameson in a bikini, after the jump.

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Jenna Jameson is sexy

Posted on March 21st, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Jenna Jameson

I might be going out on a limb here, but at one point, Jenna Jameson was supposedly hot, right? Or at least human-looking? I mean, I get that she was a porn star and all, so she’s probably been with almost as many people as I have. The difference is, I still look amazing, and she looks… well, like that. It might be because I have superpowers and she doesn’t, though. When you’re born as good looking as I am, you know there’s got to be some kind of supernatural powers at work.

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Weekly Roundup for August 6th, 2006 - August 12th, 2006

Posted on August 12th, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Angelina Jolie, April Scott, Brad Pitt, Britney Spears, Brooke Hogan, Christina Milian, Jenna Jameson, Justin Timberlake, Lindsay Lohan, Mischa Barton, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Pink, Raven-Symone, Stavros Niarchos, Uncategorized, Victoria Beckham, Victoria's Secret Models, Weekly Roundups

Pink was pictured peeing outside, and reminded us why it’s bad to be white trash. Victoria Beckham got extensions to fix her hideous haircut she got the week before. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s relationship might be on the rocks, and Brad Pitt might be gay. A wax statue of Jenna Jameson was introduced at Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum in Las Vegas, and is the first wax figure to look more human than the person it’s based off of. Britney Spears wore the same ugly outfit two days in a row. I posted some pictures of Victoria’s Secret Models for no real reason, other than the fact that they’re all hot. Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos probably broke up at a P. Diddy party. How sad. April Scott was pictured as Daisy Duke on the set of “Dukes of Hazzard 2″, and is actually somewhat attractive compared to the other girls that were vying for the role. Mariah Carey performed in an outfit that she should never wear again. Some candid pictures of Mischa Barton surfaced, proving once again that she’s still fug. Raven-Symone should probably stop eating soon. Justin Timberlake has possibly the gayest CD cover ever to go along with his gay song and gay music video. A Paris Hilton look alike posed for Playboy, which would be hot if she didn’t look like Paris Hilton. Christina Milian wore three different outfits on the day she was inexplicably invited to appear on MTV’s TRL. Lindsay Lohan revealed that she makes up boyfriends for the press, proving once again that she’s too stupid to be considered human. Some “candid” pictures of Brooke Hogan surfaced in which Brooke appears to be posing for the paparazzi, who were probably trying to take some wildlife photos of the plants behind her. Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie may or may not make up on the final episode of The Simple Life 4, depending on which version of the episode is aired. Britney Spears showed up in Malibu actually looking decent for once. And when I say “decent”, I mean “somewhat clean”. Lindsay Lohan got out of a car and flashed everyone her panties. The naked pictures of Nicole Richie have yet to be found, even though I know you’re dying to see them. And finally, Victoria Beckham went back to her hideous haircut. I guess she really, really wants you to see her tattoo.

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Jenna Jameson is made of wax

Posted on August 7th, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Jenna Jameson

Jenna Jameson has become the first porn star immortalized in wax at Madame Tussard’s Wax Museum in Las Vegas. Apparently if you touch the statue’s tattoos, it whispers “sexy messages” to you, which means that if I ever visit there I’ll probably have to wade through crowds of dirty old men that look like Fat Bastard to see it. Unfortunately, I’m not sure which of the Jenna’s pictured is the statue. I’m thinking the one on the left. Their left, I mean. I don’t know really. The fully clothed one is moving around in these pictures, so that’s probably the real Jenna. I think.

Jenna is quoted as saying that it “looks so real”, but when your entire body is made up of plastic, I doubt it’s that difficult to recreate in wax. They probably had to redo it a few times cause it kept looking too human.

High quality pictures of Jenna Jameson and her wax figure at Madame Tussard’s Wax Museum in Las Vegas:

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