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Gwen Stefani bikini pictures

Thursday, August 30th, 2007

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I know it’s been a while since she had her last kid, but damn, Gwen Stefani sure had no problem getting her toned figure back. Now if only the female celebrities that were actually hot before they gave birth would take note, the world would be a much happier place (I’m looking at you, Britney).

8 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Gwen Stefani running errands in a bikini:

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Gwen Stefani is probably pregnant

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007

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So, uh, the latest rumor in Hollywood is that Gwen Stefani is pregnant again. It was reported by not one, but two sources that can kinda-sorta be considered reliable some of the time, so it has to be true. I started trying to find more information about it, but then I realized that I’d rather gouge my eyes out with a dull pencil, so I occupied my time with finding one instead. I did find a pencil, but it wasn’t dull enough to gouge my eyes out with. And then I realized that if I ever did gouge my eyes out with a pencil, it would basically be a crime to the entire human race, so I stopped.

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Gwen Stefani might be big foot

Monday, March 19th, 2007

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If your shoe size is higher than your IQ, it’s probably not a good idea to be barefoot. Ever. And no, I’m not just talking about in public. I’m talking about when you sleep, when you shower. Everywhere. I wonder how many times she’s stubbed her toe on a door that’s at the opposite side of the room. Do they even make shoes for fins “feet” that big?

Gwen Stefani may be losing her mind

Friday, February 23rd, 2007

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Gwen Stefani has recently empathized with Britney Spears since she herself has two children, and claims she knows what Britney is going through:

I used to live in the same area as Britney for a while. I just want to scoop her up and give her a kiss. I hope she’s all right. She’s just had a new baby and stuff. I hope she can just enjoy it because it’s an incredible thing.

I’m hoping by “scoop her up and give her a kiss”, she meant “smack the crap out of her”, because that’s the only way I’d still consider Gwen Stefani to be sane. She went on to say that Britney “looks good with her hair shaved off”, which is either a testament to her “rockstar” style, or a serious cry for help.

High quality paparazzi pictures of Gwen Stefani out and about with her son in London on February 22nd, 2007:

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This might be Gwen Stefani

Wednesday, November 15th, 2006

At first I thought this might be from one of those photoshopping contests where you win a prize if you make a moderately attractive celebrity look hideous. And then I realized that this is an actual picture of Gwen Stefani without makeup. Which means that Gwen Stefani should be moved to the bottom of my list of “least attractive things in the world”, although the only thing that was under her is “a pile of steaming cow dung”.

Weekly Roundup for August 13th, 2006 - August 19th, 2006

Saturday, August 19th, 2006

Jessica Simpson wore short shorts in public. Really short shorts. Not to be outdone, Paris Hilton wore lingerie as an outfit. Kevin Federline incorporated his own record label, “The Federation”, because no-one else would sign him. Nicole Richie ran around in a bikini, and it turned you on. Gwen Stefani now has banana boobs. Kate Hudson got divorced from Chris Robinson, and has a son that looks like a girl. Because you liked the first set so much, I posted some more Nicole Richie bikini pictures. Lindsay Lohan wore a pillow-case as an outfit and flashed us her boobs. Hilary Duff showed up on MTV’s TRL looking even more horse-ish than normal. Lindsay Lohan wears keys around her neck, and is probably dating Steve O from Jackass, because they were both in the same picture. Jessica Simpson proved to everyone that she’s still really hot. Paris Hilton crammed all of her “music” promotion into one day. Kelly Clarkson “got wasted” on stage, and still managed to bore the crap out of everyone in attendance. Jessica Simpson was pictured without Ken Paves for the first time in 6 months. Lindsay Lohan liked her pillow-case outfit so much, that she decided to make a toga out of a bed sheet. And finally, Kristin Cavallari posed for pictures taken by the “paparazzi”.

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1. Lindsay Lohan flashes her boob again (20 comments)
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4. Hilary Duff still has a pretty smile (10 comments)
5. Gwen Stefani has weird boobs (10 comments)

Gwen Stefani has weird boobs

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006

I know that when you have a newborn baby, your titties fill up with milk for the baby. But are they also supposed to morph into banana boobs in the process? If I were Gavin, I’d be worried that those things were gonna poke the baby’s eye out.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Gwen Stefani going to the studio with her baby Kingston on August 11th, 2006:

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HQ candid paparazzi pictures of Gwen Stefani out and about in Hollywood with her son Kingston on August 12th, 2006:

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