Gisele Bundchen

Gisele Bundchen ass flash

Posted on April 3rd, 2008 by Jordan Johnson
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Here are some hot pictures of Gisele Bundchen flashing her ass in a thong on a photo shoot for Mario Testino.

View all 12 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Gisele Bundchen at a Mario Testino photo shoot, after the jump.

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Gisele Bundchen bikini pictures

Posted on February 4th, 2008 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Bikini Pictures, Gisele Bundchen, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

So here are some bikini pictures of Gisele Bundchen to tide you over until she runs through mid-town Times Square nude, as she promised she would do if the Patriots lost the Super Bowl. Can’t wait!

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More Gisele Bundchen bikini pictures

Posted on October 23rd, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Bikini Pictures, Gisele Bundchen, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

Here are some more Gisele Bundchen bikini pictures (or should I say bikini “picks”?), this time of Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady at the pool. Oh, and they’re eating something in some of the pictures, too, but those pictures suck so there’s really no point in opening them.

View all 15 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Gisele Bundchen in a bikini by the pool, by clicking “continue” below.

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Gisele Bundchen bikini pictures

Posted on October 22nd, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Bikini Pictures, Gisele Bundchen, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

Here are some hot pictures of Gisele Bundchen in a bikini on the beach in Malibu.

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Gisele Bundchen bikini pictures

Posted on October 8th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Bikini Pictures, Gisele Bundchen, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

Here are some hot bikini pictures of Gisele Bundchen in the September 2007 issue of GQ Magazine in Italy. Why they didn’t use these pictures for the US edition, I have no idea.

6 high quality scans of Gisele Bundchen in a bikini in GQ Magazine:

Gisele Bundchen in Max Magazine

Posted on August 22nd, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
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Here are some hot pictures of Gisele Bundchen in Max Magazine, which I guess is a European Magazine similar to Maxim here in the United States. I wonder what exactly Gisele has been doing now that she’s no longer a Victoria’s Secret model? If she’s gonna continue doing modeling in this direction, I’m all for it.

8 high quality scans of Gisele Bundchen in Max Magazine:

Gisele Bundchen isn’t wearing a bikini

Posted on May 14th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Gisele Bundchen, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Tom Brady

So Gisele Bundchen might be the only female celebrity that wasn’t caught wearing a bikini during Mother’s Day weekend. Which is kind of upsetting since she’s probably one of the only female celebrities anyone really wants to see in a bikini. Oh well. I’m surprised Tom Brady is still with her, seeing as how she’s no longer a Victoria’s Secret model and he’s still the world’s second most eligible bachelor (besides me, of course). Maybe the sex is just that good. Or maybe he thinks Gisele’s new lingerie line with H&M is really gonna take off.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady out for lunch in New York City on May 13th, 2007:

Gisele Bundchen is leaving Victoria’s Secret

Posted on May 1st, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
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Gisele Bundchen is leaving Victoria’s Secret because they refuse to increase her salary. And when a model complains about their salary being increased, I assume they mean they want two stalks of celery a day instead of just one. But it turns out they actually make money. Lots of money. $5 million a year to be exact:

The Brazilian mannequin is giving up her wings as lead angel for the lingerie giant because it wouldn’t up her $5 million-a-year salary. Her sister, Patricia Bundchen, confirmed to Brazilian Web site Glamurana that contract talks had broken off. “Her demands were outrageous. She got a new lawyer who was unrealistic,” said a source. “Victoria’s Secret doesn’t care. They have five new hotter, younger girls debuting next year. And they won’t have to deal with any craziness.”

The fact that her own sister even agrees with their decision just proves how right it was of them to drop Gisele. My relationship with Gisele faded a long time ago, and let’s face it: everyone knows that the only reason they kept her on the first place was because I used my industry connections and charm to keep it that way.

High quality scans of Gisele Bundchen in Harper’s Bazaar Magazine in May 2007:

Gisele Bundchen is awkward

Posted on April 6th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
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I know they say that tall and lanky people are more likely to be awkward, but I’m still trying to figure out what Gisele Bundchen is doing here. Maybe she’s trying to create her own signature move and practicing it on the unsuspecting bellhop. Except he probably just looked at her and asked if she needed him to call the ambulance.

Gisele Bundchen wears see-through clothing, too

Posted on March 29th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Gisele Bundchen, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

See-through clothing is apparently the must-have item this summer, and I couldn’t be more happy about it. Like in these pictures of Gisele Bundchen wearing a see-through dress at the launch of “Ipanema Y Ikatu Xingu” in Madrid. I have no idea what “Ipanema Y Ikatu Xingu” is, but I’m guessing it loosely translates to “Hot chick in see-through clothing”.