Paris Hilton has a pretty smile

I’ve gotten so many headaches from reading things that Paris Hilton has said lately, that I’ve began to skip over any articles about her in an attempt to keep myself from spontaneously combusting from too much stupidity. But since there’s a treasure trove of recent statements that she’s made, and I pride myself on being a kickass gossip guy journalist, here are some of her more recent quotes:

“There’s nobody in the world like me,” the partying heiress told the Times of London. “I think every decade has an iconic blonde — like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana — and right now, I’m that icon.”

“There’s a lot of heiresses out there, and I don’t see any of them doing what I’ve done,” she continued,” she said. “I have so many projects — bags, fragrances, make-up. I go round the world every three days, designing and personally approving it all. I’ve got movies to make, a tour, TV shows. Every day of my life is scheduled until the end of 2007.”

“Certain girls just use me to get media attention because a feud with Paris Hilton always gets press.”

“I’m a businesswoman, a brand, an entertainer. I love to work, I love to do lots of projects at once. People can’t believe how hard I work.”

And now, please enjoy these pictures of Paris Hilton promoting who-knows-what in New York City while I bash my head into the wall for having read those.

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