Eva Longoria

Eva Longoria bikini pictures

Posted on February 18th, 2008 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Bikini Pictures, Eva Longoria, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

These aren’t as good as the first set of Eva Longoria bikini pictures that I posted, but they’re still pretty hot none the less.

Eva Longoria bikini pictures

Posted on February 6th, 2008 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Bikini Pictures, Eva Longoria, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

So here are some pictures of Eva Longoria modeling various bikini and stuff for BeBe. She actually looks pretty good in these pictures, so props to the Photoshop artist. If she were more than 3 feet tall I might actually say she’s hot, but I don’t have a midget fetish, so I won’t.

8 high quality pictures of Eva Longoria modeling bikini’s for BeBe:

Eva Longoria bikini pictures

Posted on September 4th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Bikini Pictures, Eva Longoria, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

I can’t decide if I find Eva Longoria attractive or not. Sometimes I see pictures of her in a bikini, like these, and think she’s really sexy. But other times, when people mention her, I think of the pictures of her without makeup, and I don’t know whether to be turned on or worried that I’m finding a knome-midget attractive.

View all 16 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Eva Longoria in a bikini, after the jump.

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Eva Longoria poses with other midgets

Posted on July 23rd, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Eva Longoria, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

So I think it’s great that the modeling industry is finally starting to accept vertically challenged people into their world. Like these pictures of Eva Longoria for BeBe Sport — she’s what, 3 feet tall? And that means they had to hire some guys that were pretty damn short, too. Although I did notice that the guy to her left is on his knees, and he’s still almost as tall as her with heels on. Which is sad, really. You know what else is sad? The fact that I still haven’t returned her incessant phone calls. I’m a lazy boyfriend/booty-call/plaything for these women, what can I say?

Eva Longoria bikini pictures

Posted on July 2nd, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Bikini Pictures, Eva Longoria, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

I love the summer time, because it gives me an excuse to post pictures of hot female celebrities in bikini’s for absolutely no reason. Like these bikini pictures of Eva Longoria. Is there a story to go with them? Not really. Unless you consider the fact that thouands of guys will probably be having “alone time” after seeing these pictures to be “news”.

Eva Longoria half-naked on the German magazine “Max”

Posted on April 20th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Eva Longoria, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

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I don’t know if they used a body double or airbrushed the crap out of the photo or what, but Eva Longoria’s body looks awesome on the cover of the German magazine “Max”. I don’t know what “Max” is, but I’m guessing by the way she’s dressed that it’s the German version of “Maxim”. Which means that there will hopefully be more pictures from this photoshoot surfacing soon.

Eva Longoria is “working out”

Posted on March 5th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Eva Longoria, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

So here are some pictures of Eva Longoria “working out”. Except it looks a lot less like “working out”, and a lot more like “walking around with a water bottle and taking pictures with your friends”. I mean honestly, did you actually expect her to break a sweat?

Eva Longoria is single

Posted on September 29th, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Eva Longoria

Eva Longoria has apparently broken up with her long-time boyfriend Tony Parker (point guard for the San Antonio Spurs). There is no official reason for the breakup, but rumor has it that Eva has been unfaithful to him, and cheated on him with Hayden Christensen, Jamie Foxx, and others. The thing I don’t get is, even if she was faithful, who would want to see this every morning?

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Eva Longoria pointing at the paparazzi before filming a scene on September 10th, 2006:

Eva Longoria without makeup

Posted on July 12th, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrities Without Makeup, Embarrassing Celebrity Pictures, Eva Longoria

When I see pictures of celebrities without makeup, it makes me appreciate my natural good looks even more. Eva Longoria is no exception. Mainly because she has a thicker mustache than I do.

Pictures of the wooly mammoth Eva Longoria without makeup: