Elijah Blue Allman

Paris Hilton makes people spray Tilex on their genitals

Some guy named Elijah Blue Allman (Cher’s son) was on the Howard Stern Show yesterday, and revealed that he and Paris Hilton had sex before she became famous. Afterwards, he was so worried that he may have caught a disease that he scrubbed his genitals with Tilex.

Now, if I had just had sex with an ostrich (which is basically the same as having sex with Paris Hilton), I too would be worried that I had contracted a multitude of STD’s. However, scrubbing Tilex on my genitals would probably expedite the process of them falling off, if anything. Then again, when someone’s had sex with an ostrich (or Paris Hilton), you can’t expect them to have much common sense, so I guess we should be surprised he didn’t try to cut them off with a chain saw.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Paris Hilton shopping at Diane Von Furstenberg’s store on Melrose on August 27th, 2006:

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