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Jessica Simpson’s mother gave Jess a verbal smackdown after her “embarrassing” rendition of “9 to 5″ in front of Dolly Parton and President Bush at the Kennedy Center Honors last weekend, telling her that she should get out of the…

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Video of Jessica Simpson screwing up Dolly Parton’s song

Here’s a video of Inside Edition reporting on yesterday’s story about Jessica Simpson screwing up the lyrics to Dolly Parton’s song “9 to 5″. It reveals that Jessica hadn’t even memorized the song, and was actually using cue cards for the lyrics. Which probably seemed like a brilliant idea at the time, but when you remember that Jessica’s dumber than a tree stump, you might realize that doing two things at once (like reading and singing) would probably put someone like her into overload.

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Jessica Simpson is embarrassed

Jessica Simpson apparently botched a performance at the Kennedy Center Honors last night of Dolly Parton’s song “9 to 5″. At first, I thought maybe the lyrics contained a lot of big words, and that’s why Jessica had such a problem with them. Turns out I was wrong:

Workin 9 to 5
What a way to make a livin
Barely gettin by
Its all takin
And no givin
They just use your mind
And they never give you credit
Its enough to drive you
Crazy if you let it

So the biggest words in the song are 2 syllables. Which means that now Jessica has no redeeming qualities. Isn’t it weird how stupidity is sexy if you’re hot, but vomit-inducing when you’re hideous?

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