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Featured Forum Topics for December 8th, 2006

Posted on December 8th, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Dolly Parton, Featured Forum Topics, Jessica Simpson, Joel Madden, Nicole Richie



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» Jessica’s Mom Steamed Over “9 to 5″ Flub
Jessica Simpson’s mother gave Jess a verbal smackdown after her “embarrassing” rendition of “9 to 5″ in front of Dolly Parton and President Bush at the Kennedy Center Honors last weekend, telling her that she should get out of the…

» Nicole Richie and Joel Madden secretly dating?
He may have only just split from Hilary Duff, but Good Charlotte’s Joel Madden has already thrown himself into the boyfriend-swapping frenzy that is the Hollywood socialite scene. According to Us Weekly, Joel has been secretly…

Video of Jessica Simpson screwing up Dolly Parton’s song

Posted on December 6th, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Videos, Dolly Parton, Jessica Simpson



Here’s a video of Inside Edition reporting on yesterday’s story about Jessica Simpson screwing up the lyrics to Dolly Parton’s song “9 to 5″. It reveals that Jessica hadn’t even memorized the song, and was actually using cue cards for the lyrics. Which probably seemed like a brilliant idea at the time, but when you remember that Jessica’s dumber than a tree stump, you might realize that doing two things at once (like reading and singing) would probably put someone like her into overload.

Jessica Simpson is embarrassed

Posted on December 5th, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Dolly Parton, Jessica Simpson


Jessica Simpson apparently botched a performance at the Kennedy Center Honors last night of Dolly Parton’s song “9 to 5″. At first, I thought maybe the lyrics contained a lot of big words, and that’s why Jessica had such a problem with them. Turns out I was wrong:

Workin 9 to 5
What a way to make a livin
Barely gettin by
Its all takin
And no givin
They just use your mind
And they never give you credit
Its enough to drive you
Crazy if you let it

So the biggest words in the song are 2 syllables. Which means that now Jessica has no redeeming qualities. Isn’t it weird how stupidity is sexy if you’re hot, but vomit-inducing when you’re hideous?

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