Dina Lohan

Dina Lohan is getting sued

Posted on August 2nd, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Dina Lohan

Oh look, Dina Lohan is being sued for $400,000 by Gloria Estefan’s husband, Emilio Estefan, because she never paid him for working with Lindsay Lohan:

…the dough was used to record songs with Gloria Estefan’s husband, Emilio Estefan, who formed Miami Sound Machine. But Lindsay bolted in the middle of the sessions when she got a deal with Casablanca Records, which released her album, “A Little More Personal (Raw).” “My clients were out their money,” Hamrick said. Dina’s lawyer, David Chesnoff told The Post’s Marianne Garvey: “You mean the funds he claimed he lent her?”

I feel bad for the guy, but anyone dumb enough to go into any kind of “business agreement” with the Lohan family deserves whatever’s coming to them. Kind of like how I deserve all the hot girls throwing themselves at me because I’m so friggin sexy. Ow!

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Dina Lohan is a bad mom / manager

So apparently Dina Lohan, Lindsay Lohan’s mom, also acts as her manager. And while most managers would probably try to keep their clients from partying every night and doing drugs, Dina encourages it:

How is Lindsay holding up with the tape circulating?
“We’re not reading anything about it. You can’t let it bother you. We work so hard, then some girl just tried to make money off her [for that tape]. Lindsay doesn’t even know who her friends are.”

Do you think Lindsay is at the clubs too much?
“This [premieres and parties] is the fun part of the business. She’ll be 21 in a few months. Regardless, of course, as a parents, you set boundaries and scold them. But there are these dark stories – she is so misunderstood. All she wants to do is act and have a somewhat normal life. When you’re 20, it’s normal to want to go to The Ivy, to go to the hot stores. She can’t live in a bubble.”

Notice that she never actually denies that Lindsay did cocaine. Big mistake, mom. Didn’t they have about a million pieces of evidence on OJ Simpson? And he still said he wasn’t guilty. So why are you cracking when all she has is one video tape? Also, I don’t know what “somewhat normal life” means to trailer-trash moms like Dina, but going clubbing and getting wasted every night isn’t “somewhat normal” for anyone but disease-ridden tramps like her and her daughter.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Lindsay Lohan and Calum Best at the Beatrice Inn in New York City on May 15th, 2007. Cool headwrap thing, Lindsay:

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Dina Lohan is an attention whore

Posted on April 10th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Dina Lohan, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

$50 says that the “paparazzi” following Dina Lohan during her recent trip to South Beach was paid for by her. Honestly, it’s understandable why the real paparazzi would want to take pictures of a 20-year-old crackwhore that’s 20 drinks past an AA meeting, but age that chick 20 more years and there’s really no interest. If that’s what Lindsay’s gonna look like in 2027, I hope she gets all of her crazy partying and antics out while she’s still young.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Dina Lohan at the Shore Club Hotel in South Beach in Miami, FL:

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Lindsay Lohan’s mom Dina Lohan is so not trashy

Posted on January 12th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Dina Lohan, Lindsay Lohan

Sometimes I wonder how Lindsay Lohan could possibly have turned out as bad as she did. And then I read stories like this about her mom Dina Lohan, and it all makes sense.

(Dina was) spotted in a “really short dress and boots,” made some fellow diners at Kobe Club lose their appetites Wednesday night. A guy sitting next to Dina was “all over her,” we’re told. “Dina had a napkin in her lap and hiked up her dress,” our source says. “The guy put his hand under her napkin … It went on for like five minutes.”

Understandably, when you look like Dina, you’re gonna go for any kind of sexual interaction that you can get. But even trailer-park parents should know where to draw the line. And although I sometimes say that Lindsay Lohan’s morals are the lowest of the low, the truth of the matter is that she’s light-years ahead of her mother in that department.

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