Dave Navarro and Tommy Lee thought it would be fun to make out in public. Justin Timberlake apparently doesn’t know how to answer questions, because he talked about drug use when asked if he’d ever want to be President. Mischa Barton slipped a nip on her way to the Sepentine Gallery — I guess that’s what happens when you wear a dress that’s made for people with boobs. Paris Hilton found her ferret in a trash can and thought it would be sanitary to kiss it. The Kid’s Choice Awards are having Kevin Federline perform at their show on August 20th; I guess they’re adding a comedy portion to the show. Nelly Furtado thinks everyone is bisexual, which is probably her way of saying neither sex wants to be with her. Lindsay Lohan stood up for women’s rights by wearing another bikini at a random location. Although I try to avoid doing so, I had to post about more idiotic quotes by Paris Hilton. Jennifer Love Hewitt went grocery shopping without makeup on, but at least she remembered to wax her mustache. Nicole Richie tried to draw the attention away from her frail figure by dressing like a hippie with her bathing suit at the beach. I video blogged about Dave Navarro and Carmen Electra splitting up, Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock becoming engaged again, Paris Hilton hating skinny people, and Britney Spears and Kevin Federline no longer living together. Because Thursday was such a slow day for gossip, I updated the celebrity pictures website with some new galleries. Pamela Anderson finally left St. Tropez after being there for what seemed like an eternity. Jessica Simpson released her music video for “Public Affair”, and I fell in love all over again. Ashlee Simpson showed up to Victoria’s Secret PINK Party looking like a wax figure of Jessica. And finally, Paris Hilton may have hacked Lindsay Lohan’s cell phone and sent people “disgusting” messages posing as Lindsay.

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5. Dave Navarro and Tommy Lee are so gay (10 comments)

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