Posted on August 5th, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Ashlee Simpson, Cameron Diaz, Christina Aguilera, Christina Milian, Gisele Bundchen, Jamie Lynn Spears, Jennifer Lopez, Jessica Simpson, Justin Timberlake, Kid Rock, Lindsay Lohan, Mel Gibson, Nicole Richie, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Scarlett Johansson, Stavros Niarchos, Victoria Beckham, Weekly Roundups
Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock got married in St. Tropez and proved once again that they’re both white trash. Nicole Richie lost her digital camera, and we might end up having to see some pictures of her and her friends naked. As predicted, Lindsay Lohan’s mom, Dina Lohan, blamed everyone and everything but Lindsay for her not showing up to the “Georgia Rule” set on time repeatedly, and we also got to see about a billion pictures of Lindsay Lohan in a bikini during the days that she was “sick”. Mel Gibson got arrested, made anti-semitic comments, almost peed on his cell floor, and more. Jamie Lynn Spears needs to hire a new makeup artist that can cover up her herpes outbreaks. Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz looked totally in love with eachother on a recent Hawaii vacation. New pictures of Paris Hilton surfaced, and not only did it confirm that she’s still alive, but she also was pictured dry-humping with Stavros Niarchos in St. Tropez, which clocks her year-long celibacy claim at 3 1/2 weeks. Lindsay Lohan was pictured out and about on Monday, and combined with her bikini pictures from the prior two days, it’s safe to assume that she’s been fired from “Georgia Rule”. Some pictures surfaced of Christina Milian in a see-through dress from 2001, probably in an attempt to rejuvinate her failing career. Jessica Simpson wore a see-through dress to the Ivy, which made my day (and probably yours, too). I video blogged about Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock’s wedding, Christina Aguilera having sex in public, Gisele Bundchen being the reason that Ashlee Simpson has become the new face of Victoria’s Secret line “PINK”, Jessica Simpson’s mom, Tina Simpson, stopping a “racy” photoshoot halfway through, and Lindsay Lohan being dropped from her UK record label for failing to promote her album in that country. Jennifer Lopez has abruptly decided to quit the movie “Dallas”. Victoria Beckham got a haircut from the 80’s, and made the mistake of actually being seen in public with it. Scarlett Johansson wore a nose ring that made her look even more like a cow than before. Ashlee Simpson flashed us her panties when she arrived at Hyde Lounge on the 2nd. And finally, Jessica Simpson is trying to learn how to read.
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