Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera cleavage

Posted on February 26th, 2008 by Jordan Johnson
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Here are some pictures of Christina Aguilera showing off her post-pregnancy cleavage. I can’t decide if they look diseased in some of the pictures or it’s just bad “angleS”, but if she keeps slimming down while maintaing her funbags, I might actually start finding her somewhat attractive from the neck down.

5 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Christina Aguilera’s cleavage:

Christina Aguilera cleavage

Posted on February 13th, 2008 by Jordan Johnson
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Here are some new pictures of Christina Aguilera, still showing off her post-pregnancy cleavage. I think if her upper torso had always looked like this, people would find her a lot less annoying.

View all 14 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Christina Aguilera’s cleavage, by clicking “continue” below.

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Christina Aguilera’s post-pregnancy cleavage

Posted on February 6th, 2008 by Jordan Johnson
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Well it’s a good thing to know that Christina Aguilera hasn’t purged herself back down to 95 lbs a month after giving birth like some girls do. I think her goal should be to drop all of the weight except for the weight in her boobs. It’s like there’s a light shining on them or something.

View all 20 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Christina Aguilera signing her “Back To Basics” DVD at Best Buy, by clicking “continue” below.

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Christina Aguilera nude (and pregnant) in Marie Claire

Posted on November 28th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
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Here are Christina Aguilera’s nude pregnant photo shoot that she did for Marie Claire Magazine. Leave it to Christina Aguilera to look even trashier than Britney Spears did when Britney did her nude-”pregnancy-is-beautiful”-photo-shoot.

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More Christina Aguilera pregnant cleavage

Posted on September 21st, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Cleavage, Christina Aguilera, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

Here are some more pictures of Christina Aguilera’s pregnant cleavage, just because those things are gonna go way down after she gives birth, so it’s my duty to post them as much as possible.

7 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Christina Aguilera’s pregnant cleavage:

More Christina Aguilera cleavage pictures

Posted on August 22nd, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
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Here are some more pictures of Christina Aguilera showing off her huge pregnant boob-cleavage in another low-cut top. Because today really is that slow of a day.

8 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Christina Aguilera showing off her pregnant cleavage:

Christina Aguilera’s major cleavage

Posted on August 20th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
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So it looks like Christina Aguilera is one of those women that’s found a way to enhance her natural assets when she’s pregnant. Like these pictures of her huge cleavage while out and about over the weekend.

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Christina Aguilera is pregnant

Posted on June 20th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Babies, Christina Aguilera, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Jordan Bratman

Christina Aguilera is 3-months pregnant according to Page Six. Oh, and the fact that she’s getting fat.

The rumors that Christina Aguilera is expecting a baby “are definitely true,” according to a well-placed source. “She’s been telling friends,” said one snitch, who revealed, “she has to be three months now, because she’s announcing it.” This would be the first for Aguilera and her husband, Jordan Bratman.

I’m not sure that having a “well-placed source” tell everyone this is neccesarily the equivalent of her “announcing it”, but whatever. It seems to me that nobody really cares about Christina or her mole-of-a-boyfriend anyway, so even after she has the kid people will still be like “Christina who”?

Christina Aguilera might be homeless

Posted on March 29th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
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I’m glad Christina Aguilera graced us with a few more shots of her in see-through clothing prior to showing up at the Mercer Hote in New York City looking like this. Did she think dressing up like a 60-year-old homeless woman would keep the paparazzi from recognizing her? Because that’s the only (somewhat) rational explanation I can come up with for her dressing that hideous.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Christina Aguilera looking like a bag lady while leaving the Mercer Hotel in New York City:

Christina Aguilera wears see-through clothing, part 28472993

Posted on March 27th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
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So here are even more pictures of Christina Aguilera in a see-through top, and possibly the shortest skirt I’ve ever seen. I’m beginning to wonder if Christina Aguilera even owns a piece of clothing that isn’t a) see-through or b) 3 sizes too small. She did remember to wear underwear this time though, which is either a relief or a curse depending on how much you like bright orange midgets with tranny-like makeup.

High quality paparazzi pictures of Christina Aguilera at Marquee on March 23rd, 2007 after a stop on her Back to Basics tour: