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Charlize Theron is the “sexiest woman alive”

Posted on October 10th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Charlize Theron, High Quality Celebrity Pictures


Charlize Theron

According to Esquire Magazine, Charlize Theron has been chosen as the “sexiest woman alive” for 2007. I’m not entirely sure why they chose her for this since she hasn’t been looking to good recently (like in these Charlize Theron bikini pictures), but she does look good in this photoshoot, so who am I to judge?

6 high quality pictures of Charlize Theron’s photo shoot for Esquire Magazine:

Charlize Theron cleavage

Posted on August 14th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Charlize Theron


Charlize Theron

So I guess Charlize Theron isn’t actually taking a break from making movies, because this is a picture of her from the set of her latest movie “Hancock”. And while I have no idea what the movie’s about, if she’s gonna be dressed in outfits like that most of the time, then I’ll be one of the first people to see it.

Charlize Theron bikini pictures

Posted on August 7th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Bikini Pictures, Charlize Theron, High Quality Celebrity Pictures


Charlize Theron

Here are some new pictures of Charlize Theron in a bikini in the rainforests of Belize (how random!). And while she doesn’t look bad by any means, I think she usually looks hotter than this. But hey, that’s just me. A lot of celebrities “let themselves go” when they’re in between filming, and there’s no reason why she shouldn’t get to take a break just like the rest of them.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Charlize Theron in a bikini in Belize:

Charlize Theron is a hot retard

Posted on May 16th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Charlize Theron, High Quality Celebrity Pictures


Charlize Theron

I’m all for girls who have a lot more beauty than brains. In fact, I almost prefer it. Except when they do retarded things like Charlize Theron did at La Esquina on Monday:

Oscar winner Charlize Theron didn’t need a red carpet to show off her modelicious moves Monday night. Spies outside downtown eatery La Esquina saw the star “putting on a show… catwalking in front of the restaurant.” One bystander asked, “What’s wrong with her?” Another told Page Six, “She was doing that walk for almost five minutes.”

Of course, it’s also likely that she walks like that all the time. I know I constantly get asked why I act like a Greek God all the time, and the fact of the matter is, it’s just my nature, baby.

High quality paparazzi pictures of Charlize Theron at The Reaping premiere in Westwood, CA:

Charlize Theron bikini pictures

Posted on March 14th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Bikini Pictures, Charlize Theron, High Quality Celebrity Pictures


Charlize Theron

I became so pre-occupied with the updates yesterday that I forgot I added these pictures of Charlize Theron in a bikini to Paparazzi-Pictures.org. And since I take this site very seriously, I feel as though it’s my duty to post them here. I know, I know. No need to thank me. I’m just doing my job.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Charlize Theron in a bikini on the beach in Malibu on March 11th, 2007:

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Charlize Theron bikini pictures in Malibu

Charlize Theron might be made of plastic

Posted on February 22nd, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Plastic Surgery, Charlize Theron, High Quality Celebrity Pictures


Charlize Theron

It’s been a while since Charlize Theron has looked this good, so of course I have to assume that she’s had some work done. People don’t go from looking this average to this attractive overnight. The only thing that bothers me is why she’s doing that pouty-lip thing that Ashlee Simpson was doing the other day. Is it a requirement to make that stupid face if you’ve recently gone under the knife?

High quality paparazzi pictures of Charlize Theron at the ASC 21st Annual Outstanding Achievement Awards on February 18th, 2007:

Charlize Theron might play Anna Nicole Smith in a movie about her life. Wait, what?

Posted on February 15th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Charlize Theron


Charlize Theron

So multiple sources are now confirming that Charlize Theron is being considered to play Anna Nicole Smith in a movie about her life. It’s a bit early for an April Fools joke, so I thought I might find some subtext that says “and the movie will be made by monkeys” or something similar. Unfortunately, all I could find was this:

You couldn’t make up a life story like Anna’s. Studios are falling over themselves to pay tribute to an incredible woman. There are a number of actresses earmarked to play Anna, with Charlize the favorite.

I have no idea what “earmarked” means, but judging by the way it’s used in the sentence, I’m guessing it means “who have been offered millions of dollars to lose any dignity they have left”.

Featured Celebrity Pictures for December 5th, 2006

Posted on December 5th, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Charlize Theron, Featured Celebrity Pictures


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Charlize Theron filming in Vancouver - December 3rd, 2006

Weekly Roundup for August 27th, 2006 - September 2nd, 2006

Posted on September 2nd, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Britney Spears, Cameron Diaz, Charlize Theron, Drew Barrymore, Jessica Simpson, John Mayer, Kate Hudson, Kevin Federline, Lindsay Lohan, MTV Video Music Awards, Paris Hilton, Sean Preston Federline, Weekly Roundups


Lindsay Lohan thinks the gothic look is in. Paris Hilton makes people spray Tilex on their genitals. Britney Spears desperately needs a chandelier for her new baby’s room. Charlize Theron looks good in a bikini. Paris Hilton’s album is a flop, and her pet bit her (probably as a result of listening to her “music”). Jessica Simpson lost her voice. Kate Hudson’s son still looks like a girl. Jessica Simpson and John Mayer might be dating. Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore went shopping together, and I thought the world was going to end because of all the ugliness. The MTV VMA’s were just as boring as you expected them to be. And finally, Kevin Federline released the music video for Kevin Federline - “Lose Yourself”.

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Charlize Theron bikini pictures

Posted on August 29th, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Bikini Pictures, Charlize Theron


Sometimes my life sucks. What with finding all the celebrity bikini pictures, saving all the celebrity bikini pictures, uploading all the celebrity bikini pictures, posting all the celebrity bikini pictures… it’s like a never ending cycle of titties and asses. How I long for the day that I can get a “real job” that consists of filing papers and typing letters and never having to deal with celebrity bikini pictures again. Like these recent pictures of Charlize Theron at Malibu Beach:

21 more hq candid paparazzi pictures of Charlize Theron at Malibu Beach, after the jump. (continue…)

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