Celebrity Sex Tapes

The Kim Kardashian sex tape is boring

Posted on March 22nd, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Sex Tapes, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Kim Kardashian

The thing about “celebrity” sex tapes (uh, is she considered a celebrity if the only thing she’s famous for is having a sex tape?) is that they never seem to live up to the hype. Usually they’re long, boring, contain far too much talking, and far too little action. However, most celebrity sex tapes seem like extreme action spectaculars compared to Kim Kardashian and Ray J’s. Honestly, I’ve never heard of a sex tape lulling somebody to sleep, but this one is more than capable of doing that.

If you still want to waste the 20 minutes of your life it takes to download, you can see it here. But honestly, you’ll probably get more turned on watching the grass grow.

And, uh, when you’re done with that, here are some high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Kim Kardashian leaving Aria Nightclub in Hollywood, CA:

Kim Kardashian is a pornstar

Posted on February 8th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Scandals, Celebrity Sex Tapes, Kim Kardashian, Ray J

(click above to view the trailer)

I have no idea who Kim Kardashian is, but apparently she made a sex tape with Ray J (Brandy’s brother), and now the tape is gonna be available for sale. And while she is pretty hot, the original tape is rumored to include scenes of Ray J actually peeing on her. Which sort of takes the whole turn-on factor of the tape way down, seeing as how human toilets aren’t generally considered sexy. But hey, I’m sure the tape will be released by this time next week, so I’ll be sure to include a download link for those of you that get turned on by human waste.

Screech has a sex tape

Posted on September 27th, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Scandals, Celebrity Sex Tapes, Dustin Diamond, Screech

Because I know how much yesterday’s story about Fergie having a foursome turned you on, I thought I’d follow it up today with a story about Dustin Diamond’s sex tape. In case you don’t know who he is, he played some guy named Screech on a show that was really popular before I was born or whatever. Anyway, the tape is supposedly 40-minutes long and extremely graphic, including the infamous “Dirty Sanchez” (I didn’t think people actually did that, but whatever). It’s currently being shopped around to different adult distribution companies, so I’m sure you’ll be on the lookout for it as soon as it’s released.