Celebrity Pokies

Britney Spears braless

Posted on May 25th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Britney Spears, Celebrity Pokies, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

You know how they say recovering from a serious illness like mono or cancer or stupidity is a “two steps forward, one step back” kind of thing? Well that’s sort of how Britney Spears‘ return to apparent “hotness” has been. It’s like, one minute she’s got lipo’d abs and actually takes a shower, and then the next minute she shows up somewhere looking like the trailer-trash whore we all know is deep inside. It’s a wonder that anyone actually cares about her anymore, but I guess it just amazes people how far she’s fallen.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Britney Spears without a bra:

Haylie Duff forgot to wear a bra

Posted on April 6th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Pokies

If Haylie Duff didn’t look so much like a horse, these pictures of her might actually be hot. Maybe I should have cropped them and told you guys they were actually of someone with a better-looking face. Like Kimberly Stewart. Or Ron Jeremy. Why this chick hasn’t decided to go under the knife yet, I have no idea. Maybe she keeps trying to convince herself that she’s beautiful in her own way. And by “convince herself”, I mean “neigh”.