Jennifer Aniston showed up at some award show last night with [what appears to be] a new rack. Of course, if I were Jennifer, I probably would have fixed my face first. But I guess she figures if her boobs are bigger than her chin, people are more likely to look at them.
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I’m all for celebrities being adventurous with their plastic surgery endeavors, but certain things are meant to stay the way they are. Like the shape of a girl’s boobs, for instance. Round is really the only way to go, Beyonce. I’m not sure what shape you were going for here, but trying to seperate your right boob into two seperate ones isn’t going to help your career at all.
Cameron Diaz recently underwent rhinoplasty in order to fix her enormous nose. She claims it was because she “couldn’t breathe” on a recent trip to Hawaii, although I have no idea how making it smaller is going to fix a breathing problem. It’s a good thing that she now has at least one attractive feature, even if it’s going to make her mouth look even more enormous by comparison.
It seems like everyone is making way too big a deal about how attractive Ashlee Simpson looks lately. To me, she got just enough plastic surgery to be able to pass for human. Sure, she’s uber sexy compared to the train wreck that she was before, but so is a partially dissected frog. She even looks like she has a mild case of down syndrome in some of these pictures. I’d say she still needs another $40,000 worth of plastic surgery to even begin to compare to Jessica Simpson.
High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Ashlee Simpson at Club Hyde on August 19th, 2006:
What the hell happened to Ashlee Simpson? It’s like after she got complimented on her nosejob, she decided she wanted to become a plastic version of her sister Jessica. And yes, that’s a real picture of her, not a wax figure. I’d say she’s a lot more bangeable now, but I’d be careful if I were you; sudden increases in temperature may cause her to melt.
High quality pictures of Ashlee Simpson looking like a blow-up doll at The World’s Largest Pajama Party hosted by Victoria’s Secret PINK:
Since the video blog that I’m gonna post today doesn’t have any accompanying photos, I figured I’d post some pictures of Lindsay Lohan in a bikini at the beach, since her boobs have magically grown a few sizes in the past week or so. You’re welcome.
Some of them are from yesterday, some are from a few days ago, but you don’t really care, do you? I didn’t think so.
27 more pictures of Lindsay Lohan and her enormous knockers, after the jump. (continue…)
Christina Aguilera really wanted to pose topless for a magazine because she’s a nasty whore she wanted to prove her boobs were real.
Christina Aguilera has decided not to pose topless for a magazine - because her husband has told her not to.
According to reports, the singer had been considering a lucrative offer to bare her boobs for a photo shoot to prove she has not had a breast enlargement.
However, Christina’s husband, music executive Jordan Bratman, has now stopped her from going through with her plans because he doesn’t want the world to see her assets.
If I were Jordan Bratman, I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t want anyone to see Christina’s boobs, either. Hell, even I wouldn’t want to see her poor excuse for a rack. I’m not sure why anyone would think she got a boob job, either; fake boobs are supposed to look perky and round, not flabby and fat.
Ashlee Simpson totally got a nose job, because now her nose looks halfway decent. And that’s a good thing, since her nose used to take up the majority of her face. Now if she could just fix the rest of it, she might actually look kind of sort of human attractive.
[edit] I realize that I originally filed this under Avril Lavigne. My bad. I have a hard time differentiating these crappy rock-pop artists from eachother. [/edit]
Nicole Richie really, really wants a nose job.
‘The Simple Life’ star says she’d give anything to change the shape of her nose.
She is quoted in Britain’s TV Hits magazine as saying: “If I could change anything about myself it would be my nose. I see a lot of nose jobs in LA but it’s a big decision.”
I’m guessing her nose is the only thing on her body left with a tiny bit of fat on it, and that’s why she’s so desperate to get rid of it. I mean, if your nose’s width was more than half the size of your waist, you’d want to get a nose job too, right? Right.
