Celebrity Plastic Surgery

Since when does Ashlee Simpson have boobs?

Posted on April 27th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Ashlee Simpson, Celebrity Boobs, Celebrity Plastic Surgery, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

Every time I see new pictures of Ashlee Simpson, she looks more and more like a porn star. And not the classy, oh-look-at-me-I-just-posed-in-Playboy kind of porn star. I’m talking hard core, alley-way, crap-you-can-only-find-on-foreign-Russian-websites kind of porn star. And when did she get boobs? Wasn’t she supposed to be the frumpy, hideous sister out of the Simpson’s? At this rate, she’s a couple of crotch-shots away from being the next Paris Hilton. Sure, a much, much hotter version, but a Paris Hilton doppleganger nonetheless.

Has Britney Spears had liposuction?

Posted on April 13th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Britney Spears, Celebrity Plastic Surgery, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

Britney Spears reportedly spent two days in Las Vegas getting liposuction since she has been having trouble losing those “last few pounds” since giving birth to her second son, Jayden James Federline, late last year. And while it doesn’t surprise me that she got lipo, it does surprise me that she thinks she only has a “last few pounds” to lose. The girl’s like three times the size she was when people started calling her fat. I’m pretty sure that 2007 Britney would eat 2003 Britney as an appetizer, and still have plenty of room for more. I’m not saying she needs to get back to that size, but just lose enough weight so that nobody in the audience is worried that the stage could collapse beneath her during her next tour.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Britney Spears leaving Millenium Dance Studios with her cousin in Studio City on April 11th, 2007:

Courtney Love denies getting surgery

Posted on April 13th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Plastic Surgery, Courtney Love, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

Courtney Love wrote the following letter on her blog, in response to those who claim her dramatic weight loss was due to a gastric bypass surgery:

i couldnt get that suregry iof i begged for it
FDA says you have to have a BMI of above 40 and that equals at least being 100 pounds overweight at least other wsie its ILLEGAL.
I know spmeone who troed to get that shit and no dr would give it to her an dhse was pudgier than i was, its total utter shite, i lost weightthe hard way and people cant accept it,whwnever ANYONE loses weight by determintaion and grit fast its suspect i got muyinspirationf rom Oprah losing so much weight on Slim Fast,. thats how i did it, thio sis nonsesne my breath is great and i dont “vomit inot a towel” it sjust cynical crazy bullshit,
i started weight training three days go to get rid of the saggy ass and loose tummy i pln on hving perrrfect six pack by summer, and be extra strong so when i play shows ill be strong nd not weak,
Thizs is bullshit as is the tummy tuck rumour or the 200k in liopo rumpur ( you dont lose eoght all over from lipo) ( noone loses more than 15 lbs from lipo ever they “resculpt”) thi sisjust nnoying gross BULLSHIT. from people who cant lose wieght through ld fashioned discipline but dont think for second if it was legal i wouldnt think bout it sure i would but losing ll you rintesines doesnt appeal to me and im ton macro so i dont get cancer ( i kno wthe smnoking hs to go) banding s supposed to up your vchances for colon cancer as well as other terroble health problems,
again this is BULLSHIT. i worked my ss off and m always fucking hingry though ive gotten used to it, bno dr in the world would give me gastric bypass or gastric banding i dont meet the pproval of ny western country , it would be illegal and im[ossible fvor me to find dr to perform this surgery on me.
zso thats THAT.
Jealous Cynical people who anta cceopt that somneone cn lose alot of weight the old fshioned wy ive exercised mya ss off obv iously not enough in my stomach but xdone tons and tons aof cardio, so enough said on this nonsense jealous cynical lie.
good night.

If your head didn’t just explode from reading that, then you’re probably illiterate. Or Courtney Love. Anyway, I’m pretty sure she’s trying to deny that she had gastric bypass surgery in it. Although it could be a recipe to a really scrumptious cajun dish. Or her Christmas list to Santa. The fact of the matter is, trying to decode what she’s saying would be almost as difficult as finding a guy who Lindsay Lohan hasn’t slept with in the past 6 months.

Oh, and here are some of the pictures of her in Hawaii from last week, showing off her dramatic weight loss:

Courtney Love’s weight loss is totally natural

Posted on April 2nd, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Plastic Surgery, Courtney Love, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

Here are some new pictures of Courtney Love in a bikini at the beach over the weekend, although I can’t figure out how the lenses on those cameras haven’t broken yet. Anyway, Courtney has been claiming that she lost 44 lbs. through a combination of “yoga and a macrobiotic diet”, although judging by these pictures, it looks like she may have had some lipsuction done on her stomach as well. And by “liposuction”, I mean “someone bashed her stomach in with a shovel”. I understand that celebrities go to foreign plastic surgeons so that nobody knows they’re getting work done, but when your stomach has more craters than a 15-year-old’s acne face, then it’s probably time to suck it up and go to a real, licensed plastic surgeon. One that doesn’t “operate” on you from their kitchen counter.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Courtney Love in a bikini in Maui, Hawaii:

Did Nicole Richie get lip injections?

Posted on March 20th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Plastic Surgery, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Nicole Richie

Here are some pictures of Nicole Richie leaving Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills on Sunday, and it appears that her lips magically grew three sizes in a couple of days. I guess she was jealous that Paris Hilton looked like an emu and decided she wanted to look like an animal, too. In this case, a platypus. That, or maybe we’ve found the real reason why Nicole has stopped eating food: she’s become allergic to it.

Victoria Beckham used to be a caveman

Posted on March 13th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Plastic Surgery, Victoria Beckham

So apparently this is what Victoria Beckham looked like before all of the plastic surgery. Or at least that’s who the caption is telling me it is. In actuality, it looks a lot less like Victoria Beckham and a lot more like the cavemen from the Geico commercials. However, unlike the Geico commercials, Victoria Beckham probably can’t help you save a bunch of money on your car insurance.

Charlize Theron might be made of plastic

Posted on February 22nd, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Plastic Surgery, Charlize Theron, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

It’s been a while since Charlize Theron has looked this good, so of course I have to assume that she’s had some work done. People don’t go from looking this average to this attractive overnight. The only thing that bothers me is why she’s doing that pouty-lip thing that Ashlee Simpson was doing the other day. Is it a requirement to make that stupid face if you’ve recently gone under the knife?

High quality paparazzi pictures of Charlize Theron at the ASC 21st Annual Outstanding Achievement Awards on February 18th, 2007:

Geri Halliwell aka “Ginger Spice” is alive

Posted on February 22nd, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Candid Paparazzi Pictures, Celebrity Plastic Surgery, Geri Halliwell, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

When I first saw these pictures, I had no idea who Geri Halliwell was. I actually downloaded them expecting to make fun of how not-famous she is, but then I recognized who it is under all of that cosmetic surgery. That’s right, it’s Ginger Spice from the Spice Girls! I thought that she went into hiding because of the utter shame and embarrassment of being a part of the group (wasn’t she the one that left early?), but apparently that’s not the case. Or maybe she’s hoping everyone has forgotten who they were — but I haven’t Geri! I still blast “If you wannabe my lover” from time to time — usually when I’m taking a bubble bath or playing with my limited-edition Ginger Spice collectible doll. Wait, what?

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Geri Halliwell at Body and Soul’s Charity Gig in London on February 18th, 2007:

Ashlee Simpson might be an alien

Posted on February 16th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Ashlee Simpson, Celebrity Plastic Surgery, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

I’m all for people getting a nip or tuck here to improve their looks (not everyone can be naturally as sexy as me). But when people start mistaking you for Michael Jackson in a blonde wig, it’s time to stop. I’m not saying looking like an alien is a bad thing, it’s just that plastic surgery is supposed to make people want to be your friend, not run in the opposite direction whenever they see you.

High quality candid pictures of Ashlee Simpson looking like an alien on February 14, 2007:

Did Paris Hilton get a boob job?

Posted on February 15th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Boobs, Celebrity Plastic Surgery, Paris Hilton

Does it look like Paris Hilton’s recent “eye surgery” might have been a coverup for a boob job to anyone else? Because as far as I can remember, she’s had the chest of a 14-year-old boyscout. And before you tell me it’s just a push up bra, keep in mind that you actually have to have something to push up in order for that to work.

High quality candid pictures of Paris Hilton and her new boobs in Hollywood on February 13th, 2007: