Celebrity Cleavage

More Christina Aguilera pregnant cleavage

Posted on September 21st, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Cleavage, Christina Aguilera, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

Here are some more pictures of Christina Aguilera’s pregnant cleavage, just because those things are gonna go way down after she gives birth, so it’s my duty to post them as much as possible.

7 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Christina Aguilera’s pregnant cleavage:

More Mariah Carey cleavage

Posted on September 21st, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Cleavage, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Mariah Carey

Here are some new pictures of Mariah Carey showing off her cleavage on the red carpet.

View all 10 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Mariah Carey’s cleavage by clicking “continue” below.

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Natasha Henstridge cleavage

Posted on September 21st, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Cleavage, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Natasha Henstridge

I don’t know who Natasha Henstridge is, but judging by her huge cleavage in these pictures, it doesn’t really matter; she’s bound to be famous for those things no matter what her “talent” is.

5 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Natasha Henstridge’s cleavage:

Avril Lavigne cleavage

Posted on August 3rd, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Avril Lavigne, Celebrity Cleavage, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

Um, I’m not entirely sure when this happened, but apparently Avril Lavigne grew a pretty big rack overnight. Kind of like what happened to Jennifer Love Hewitt a few months ago. And if this is becoming a growing epidemic in the entertainment industry, I will bring harm to anyone that attempts to make some sort of vaccination for it.

Scarlett Johansson Louis Vuitton ads

Posted on August 2nd, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Cleavage, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Scarlett Johansson

So you guys know I don’t generally find Scarlett Johansson all that attractive, but I can admit when she looks especially hot, like she does in these new Louis Vuitton ads. I’m not sure why they think so much cleavage will help sell purses to women, but hey, what I know, right? Maybe it can start a new trend and every ad company can start using practically topless girls like this.

Jessica Alba cleavage

Posted on July 20th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Cleavage, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Jessica Alba

Since today is a really slow day, and I like looking at pictures of Jessica Alba, I figured I’d post some new ones here. These are of her promoting something in Madrid (I guess Fantastic 4 2?). Enjoy.

Maria Menounos cleavage

Posted on June 20th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Cleavage, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Maria Menounos

I have no idea who Maria Menounos is, but anyone who’s that happy about showing off their cleavage for the world to see is worthy of a post in my book.

Jessica Simpson likes to show off her huge cleavage

Posted on May 8th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Boobs, Celebrity Cleavage, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Jessica Simpson

It seems like lately, all Jessica Simpson does is show off her huge boobs. Like here, when she was on her way to the Annual Metropolitan Gala. And sure, she’s still dumber than a box of rocks. In fact, she apparently got into the wrong limo accidently, and had to be shown where the correct one was. Which wouldn’t be such a big deal if they don’t usually hold signs that says the person’s name on them. Then again, I figured the poor girl was illiterate, so I’m glad she’s showing off her best features.

Caprice’s major cleavage at the Spider-Man 3 after party in London

Posted on April 24th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Caprice Bourret, Celebrity Cleavage, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

I have no idea who Caprice Bourret is, but today’s a slow day, and she did wear show off that cleavage to the Spider-Man 3 after-party in London, so I guess it at least deserves a small mention. I did an exhausting amount of research (read: searched for her on google) and found this about her:

Caprice Valerie Bourret (born October 24, 1971) is an American lingerie model and sometime actress, television personality and businesswoman. Much of her career has been in the United Kingdom where she is often known by her first name. She appeared on the covers of GQ, Cosmopolitan, Esquire, Maxim, FHM and the 1998 Swimsuit Issue of Sports Illustrated. Bourret also posed nude in the March, 2000 issue of Playboy magazine. She was voted GQ magazine’s Woman of the Year and Maxim’s International Woman of the Year in three consecutive years.

Isn’t that fascinating? And by fascinating, I mean “are you still reading this”?

Jessica Simpson has major cleavage

Posted on April 18th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Cleavage, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Jessica Simpson

It looks like Jessica Simpson got a hold of Paris Hilton’s magic bra called “Fake Body”, because I don’t think I’ve seen her boobs looking so enormous since… well… ever (except for when she was fat, but fat boobs don’t count). In some of the pictures there’s even a near nip slip. Obviously she’s trying to win me back, but she’s just gonna have to realize that I’ve moved on to even sexier women (like Alessandra Ambrosio).

There are 56 pictures in the gallery, so they should keep you occupied for a looong time.