Celebrity Boobs

Le Mystere No9 bra - for women with implants

Posted on June 11th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Boobs, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Le Mystere No9 bra

Since there’s a huge lack of celebrity skin today, I thought I’d post these pictures of girls modeling the Le Mystere No9 bra, which is made especially for women with implants (aka basically every female celebrity working today). It was made in collaboration with some plastic surgeon named David Brothers — because you care, right?

Petra Nemcova Side Boob Pictures

Posted on June 5th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Boobs, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Petra Nemcova

Okay, so I couldn’t find any hot celebrity bikini pictures today, but here are some Petra Nemcova side boob pictures to make up for the Britney Spears’ ass pictures I just posted. Sorry about that. Again.

Lindsay Lohan plays with knives and stares at her boobs

Posted on June 4th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Boobs, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Lindsay Lohan

Apparently these pictures were taken a while ago (when Lindsay Lohan “completed” her first stint in rehab), but they depict Lindsay Lohan pretending to cut her friends’ throat (probably because she’s hotter/skinnier than her). Oh, and also one of her staring at her boobs, because pictures of girls behaving badly aren’t hot unless they’re kind of sexy, also.

Britney Spears has a crooked boobie, too

Posted on May 8th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Britney Spears, Celebrity Boobs, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

Apparently crooked boobies are the new black in Hollywood, because now Britney Spears is sporting a lump Beyonce’s a few months back. I know there was a lot of contraversy a while back about whether or not Britney ever got breast implants (she obviously did, you morons!), and I doubt this will help matters much. Then again, it’s probably a ploy to get publicity and hopefully rekindle that contraversy. Too bad nobody really cares about her (or her breasts) anymore.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Britney Spears‘ crooked boobie after doing a performance:

Jessica Simpson likes to show off her huge cleavage

Posted on May 8th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Boobs, Celebrity Cleavage, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Jessica Simpson

It seems like lately, all Jessica Simpson does is show off her huge boobs. Like here, when she was on her way to the Annual Metropolitan Gala. And sure, she’s still dumber than a box of rocks. In fact, she apparently got into the wrong limo accidently, and had to be shown where the correct one was. Which wouldn’t be such a big deal if they don’t usually hold signs that says the person’s name on them. Then again, I figured the poor girl was illiterate, so I’m glad she’s showing off her best features.

Jessica Simpson’s boobs are back

Posted on April 30th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Boobs, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson’s boobs are back! Okay, so technically, they were never really gone. But I do run a news blog, so I at least have to find some sort of excuse to post pictures of Jessica Simpson’s huge cleavage. And saying that they’re “back” makes it sound like a newsworthy event, right? Right.

Since when does Ashlee Simpson have boobs?

Posted on April 27th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Ashlee Simpson, Celebrity Boobs, Celebrity Plastic Surgery, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

Every time I see new pictures of Ashlee Simpson, she looks more and more like a porn star. And not the classy, oh-look-at-me-I-just-posed-in-Playboy kind of porn star. I’m talking hard core, alley-way, crap-you-can-only-find-on-foreign-Russian-websites kind of porn star. And when did she get boobs? Wasn’t she supposed to be the frumpy, hideous sister out of the Simpson’s? At this rate, she’s a couple of crotch-shots away from being the next Paris Hilton. Sure, a much, much hotter version, but a Paris Hilton doppleganger nonetheless.

World’s first glow-in-the-dark bra: for celebrities only

Posted on April 23rd, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Boobs, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Lisa Faulkner

Some chick named Danielle Proud designed the world’s first glow-in-the-dark bra, called the Playtex MoonWalk. The bra won’t be available to the public, though. According to the press release, it was designed to be worn only by celebrities. And apparently the chick in these pictures, too. Because I’m pretty sure she’s not a celebrity. So technically, the pictures aren’t exactly celebrity-related. But you wanted to see pictures of women in this new products, right? Right.

Plus Lisa Faulkner will be wearing these bra’s at a British breast cancer charity walk later this month. In case you don’t know who that is, here’s a picture of her:

Any questions?

High quality pictures of some chick that’s not famous modeling the Playtex MoonWalk Bra made for celebrities only:

Paris Hilton’s major boob cleavage is from “Fake Body”

Posted on April 2nd, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Boobs, Celebrity Cleavage, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Paris Hilton

So it turns out that Paris Hilton really hasn’t gotten a boob job. No, her new titties are actually thanks to a new line of bras from Victoria’s Secret called “Fake Body”, which Paris Hilton has helped “design”. She’s been wearing the bras around town to generate buzz for the new line. And while I can’t picture her contribution to the line to be much more than “This bra is hot”, I do have to give the people at Victoria’s Secret credit for finding a way to make someone’s inverted boobs actually look a decent size.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Paris Hilton at Parc in Hollywood, CA on April 1st, 2007:

Hilary Duff has no boobs

Posted on March 28th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Boobs, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Hilary Duff

Ladies, if you ever wanted to know what the worst styling choice you could ever make, this is it: wearing dresses that aren’t made for your body. And by “not made for your body”, I mean “wearing a dress made for people that have titties when your chest is inverted”.