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Katherine Heigl without makeup

Monday, June 4th, 2007

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So here are some pictures of Katherine Heigl without makeup. And yeah, I’m kind of grossed out, too. It’s almost scary how hot they can make celebrities look these days. Makes me wonder if Alessandra really is the girl of my dreams, or if it’s all just smoke and mirrors.

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Pamela Anderson with no makeup

Tuesday, April 10th, 2007

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Seeing Pamela Anderson’s looks fade is kind of like going to a Will Ferrell movie. Even though you’re sad at how pathetic it is, you just can’t stop watching. She still doesn’t look horrible at this point, but I wouldn’t be surprised if, in another couple years, her kids don’t start calling her “the grim reaper” and asking how she could make appearances in so many scary movies when she’s at home all the time.

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Kelly Clarkson: Now with even more fug

Thursday, February 8th, 2007

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I didn’t think Kelly Clarkson could look any more hideous without makeup than last time, but apparently I was wrong. What ever happened to her sort of getting hot in the “Since U Been Gone” video? It’s like she had one successful album and now she doesn’t care about her looks anymore. There are actually more pictures from this set, but I know a lot of you visit this site after you’ve eaten, and I wouldn’t want you to get sick all over your computer.

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Kelly Clarkson without makeup

Monday, January 15th, 2007

Kelly Clarkson must be part goat, because I can’t think of any other reason why she looks like this without makeup on. It’s a good thing she has a decent singing voice, cause she wasn’t blessed with much else. I’m surprised National Geographic hasn’t approached her about doing a story with her; it could be called “Kelly Clarkson: Proof that Humans Evolved from Mammals”.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Kelly Clarkson without makeup on January 13th, 2006:

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This might be Gwen Stefani

Wednesday, November 15th, 2006

At first I thought this might be from one of those photoshopping contests where you win a prize if you make a moderately attractive celebrity look hideous. And then I realized that this is an actual picture of Gwen Stefani without makeup. Which means that Gwen Stefani should be moved to the bottom of my list of “least attractive things in the world”, although the only thing that was under her is “a pile of steaming cow dung”.

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Mischa Barton is still fug

Tuesday, August 8th, 2006

So I feel like it’s been a while since I’ve posted anything about Mischa Barton. Probably because she’s not famous anymore. In fact, I’m not even sure why the paparazzi still take pictures of her. Maybe some of them double as wildlife photographers and have mistaken her for a certain species of bird. Like an emu.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Mischa Barton with no makeup arriving at Sydney Airport on August 7th, 2006:

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HQ pictures of Mischa Barton, obviously after countless hours of hair and makeup, at the conference for David Jones Summer 2006 Launch in Sydney, Australia on August 8th, 2006:

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Jennifer Love Hewitt without makeup

Wednesday, July 19th, 2006

Jennifer Love Hewitt showed up in public wearing no makeup and proved once and for all that she actually is related to a troll. I am happy to announce, however, that she remembered to wax her mustache before doing so, unlike Eva Longoria’s recent no-makeup outing.

HQ pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt grocery shopping with no makeup on:

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Just for comparison, here are some high quality pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt at CBS’s 2006 Summer TCA Party the day before. She doesn’t look much better, but at least they attempted to tone down some of her more troll-like qualities.

32 more hq pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt at CBS’s 2006 Summer TCA Party, after the jump. (more…)

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Eva Longoria without makeup

Wednesday, July 12th, 2006

When I see pictures of celebrities without makeup, it makes me appreciate my natural good looks even more. Eva Longoria is no exception. Mainly because she has a thicker mustache than I do.

Pictures of ~~the wooly mammoth~~ Eva Longoria without makeup:

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Katherine Heigl without makeup

Pamela Anderson with no makeup

Kelly Clarkson: Now with even more fug

Kelly Clarkson without makeup

This might be Gwen Stefani

Mischa Barton is still fug

Jennifer Love Hewitt without makeup

Eva Longoria without makeup