Carmen Electra

Carmen Electra side boob

Posted on October 26th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
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I don’t know what event these pictures are from, but they show Carmen Electra’s side boob in a super-revealing dress. I’m still trying to figure out how this chick doesn’t age — she still looks almost exactly the same as she did ten years ago.

4 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Carmen Electra’s side boob:

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Carmen Electra lingerie performance

Posted on September 14th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
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Here are some hot pictures of Carmen Electra performing at Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in her lingerie. I’m not sure what Mercedes-Benz has to do with fashion, and I’m not sure what her striptease has to do with fashion week, but I don’t really care. And neither should you.

3 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Carmen Electra performing in her lingerie at Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week:

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Carmen Electra outside in her panties

Posted on August 14th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
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Okay so sure, there’s no proof that the panties that Carmen Electra is wearing in these pictures aren’t actually a bathing suit bottom. But hey, who really cares, right? She went out on a balcony in Malibu wearing them, and that’s all that matters.

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Carmen Electra bikini pictures

Posted on August 13th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
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Here are some hot new pictures of Carmen Electra in a bikini at the Polaroid Beach House. I have no idea what the Polaroid Beach House is, but Lindsay Lohan has already been pictured in a bikini there a bunch of times, so I’m gonna go off on a limb and say it’s probably the new “place I’d like to visit most”. Screw Hawaii, damnit!

View all 25 high quality candid paparazzi pictures, after the jump.

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Carmen Electra finally promotes something that make sense

Posted on May 9th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
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Here are some pictures of Carmen Electra finally promoting something that makes sense: a book called “How To Be Sexy”. Which is definitely a lot more along the lines of something she seems to be an authority on, as opposed to her previous efforts of promoting weight loss and feeding the homeless. In fact, promoting “How To Be Sexy” is probably the only thing that anyone would want to take advice from Carmen Electra on. That, and maybe “How to find the plastic surgeon that will make you look the hottest”.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Carmen Electra signing copies of “How To Be Sexy”:

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Carmen Electra is a pornstar. Sort of.

Posted on March 14th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
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Remember how I was saying that Carmen Electra might be trying to do something with her life? Well this isn’t exactly what I had in mind. Apparently, Carmen has been cast as a pornstar named “Candy Fiveways” in a film called “I Want Candy”. Although from the looks of it, she’s not actually gonna be having sex in the movie. Or doing anything remotely sexual. Which sort of defeats the purpose of playing a pornstar in the first place. It’s like advertising a nice warm bubble bath and then punching someone in the nuts instead.

High quality pictures of Carmen Electra as Candy Fiveways in “I Want Candy”:

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Carmen Electra will feed the homeless

Posted on March 7th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
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In her ongoing pursuit of finding meaning in her life, Carmen Electra has vowed to start a worldwide organization to feed the needy. And if you recall, she also just wrote a self-help book, too. Okay, so she actually didn’t write it. But she did pose for the cover. And sure, she might just be throwing a couple quarters in some homeless guy’s cup. But hey, at least she’s kind of sort of trying, right?

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Carmen Electra giving money to a homeless man on

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Carmen Electra is finally doing something with her life

Posted on March 6th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
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So it appears that Carmen Electra has finally sat down and decided to do something other than show up at random events and look hot. That’s right kids, she decided to write a book. Okay, so she didn’t actually write it. But she did pose for the cover. Which is sort of like promising your kids you’ll take them to Disney World, but then just showing them pictures instead. See? Same thing.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Carmen Electra at the book promotion for “A Personal Guide to the NV Weight Loss Beauty Pill” on March 6th, 2007:

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Carmen Electra is still famous for nothing

Posted on February 27th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
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Every time I find pictures of Carmen Electra, I ask myself again why she’s famous. And the answer is always “I have no idea”. Actually, one time it was “Stop talking to yourself you stupid freak”. But all the other times it was the first one. Paris Hilton’s also famous for nothing, but at least she’s rich. What is Carmen’s redeeming quality?

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Carmen Electra at the grand opening of The Mens Club on February 24th, 2007: