Candid Paparazzi Pictures

First pictures of Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady together

Man oh man, the last time I saw this much sexiness in one photo was when I took a picture of me looking at myself in the mirror. Props to Tom Brady for being so brave through all of this; I’ve always worried that if I ever found a girl that was as attractive as I am, it would cause some kind of space-continuum vortex and the world would cease to exist as we know it. But now, thanks to him, I know that’s not the case.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady shopping in Paris on February 20th, 2007:

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Karolina Kurkova is probably gonna be fired soon

Posted on February 22nd, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Candid Paparazzi Pictures, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Karolina Kurkova

Let’s play a little game. I’m gonna put you in a hypothetical situation, and you tell me what you would do. Here goes: You’ve been hired as one of the 6 main spokesmodels for a bra and panty company called Victoria’s Secret. Not only do you get paid to walk down the runway wearing their creations, but you also get to keep most of the merchandise that you model. Do you: (a) realize that your only “talent” is your looks, and milk them for as long as you possibly can? (b) get knocked up by one of the company’s owners so that you can continue to have an income even after your titties reach the floor? or (c) go out and buy a bra from a competitor, and then be photographed with the bag? If you answered (c), then you are either Karolina Kurkova or a retard, because I can’t think of anyone else that would be dumb enough to do something like that.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Karolina Kurkova shopping in SoHo in New York City on February 20th, 2007:

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Jordan (Katie Price) in a bikini on the beach

Posted on February 22nd, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Candid Paparazzi Pictures, Celebrity Bikini Pictures, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Jordan (Katie Price)

I’m pretty sure this is the first (and only) time I’ll ever say this about a pregnant girl in a bikini, but Jordan (Katie Price) is actually kind of hot. I have no idea who she is, but if she gets even hotter after she has the kid, I might just relinquish my title as the hottest person on earth.

Update: I googled “Katie Price” and found this. I was just joking about the whole relinquish-my-title-as-the-hottest-person-on-Earth thing, but if I was going to give it up to somebody, she’d be the one I’d give it to.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of “Jordan” aka Katie Price in a bikini on the beach on February 19th, 2007:

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Geri Halliwell aka “Ginger Spice” is alive

Posted on February 22nd, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Candid Paparazzi Pictures, Celebrity Plastic Surgery, Geri Halliwell, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

When I first saw these pictures, I had no idea who Geri Halliwell was. I actually downloaded them expecting to make fun of how not-famous she is, but then I recognized who it is under all of that cosmetic surgery. That’s right, it’s Ginger Spice from the Spice Girls! I thought that she went into hiding because of the utter shame and embarrassment of being a part of the group (wasn’t she the one that left early?), but apparently that’s not the case. Or maybe she’s hoping everyone has forgotten who they were — but I haven’t Geri! I still blast “If you wannabe my lover” from time to time — usually when I’m taking a bubble bath or playing with my limited-edition Ginger Spice collectible doll. Wait, what?

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Geri Halliwell at Body and Soul’s Charity Gig in London on February 18th, 2007:

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