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Let’s play a little game. I’m gonna put you in a hypothetical situation, and you tell me what you would do. Here goes: You’ve been hired as one of the 6 main spokesmodels for a bra and panty company called Victoria’s Secret. Not only do you get paid to walk down the runway wearing their creations, but you also get to keep most of the merchandise that you model. Do you: (a) realize that your only “talent” is your looks, and milk them for as long as you possibly can? (b) get knocked up by one of the company’s owners so that you can continue to have an income even after your titties reach the floor? or (c) go out and buy a bra from a competitor, and then be photographed with the bag? If you answered (c), then you are either Karolina Kurkova or a retard, because I can’t think of anyone else that would be dumb enough to do something like that.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Karolina Kurkova shopping in SoHo in New York City on February 20th, 2007:

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