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Cameron Diaz visited Peru over the weekend, and as usual, offended everybody there. Although this time, it wasn’t just because of how scary her clown-face is — no, this time there was a second reason. Apparently she carried around a green bag with a red star and the phrase “Serve the People” in Chinese. Which just so happens to be a slogan used by Chinese Communist leader Mao Zedong. And since Peru has a history of communist insurgencies that have left over 70,000 deaths, they were a little upset. Cameron apologized with this note:

I sincerely apologize to anyone I may have inadvertently offended. The bag was a purchase I made as a tourist in China and I did not realize the potentially hurtful nature of the slogan printed on it. I’m sorry for any people’s pain and suffering and it was certainly never my intention to reopen what I now know is a painful wound in this country’s history.

And hopefully, this will start a trend of Cameron Diaz apologizing when she offends people, which means that anyone that visits this website should be getting a letter from her very soon.

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Okay, so obviously Cameron Diaz is loaded. And it appears that she decided to take a large portion of that money, and pay a paparazzi photographer to take pictures of her leaving the gym. Every day. Like here and here. I don’t know what kind of workouts her trainer has her doing, but no amount of leg extensions or crunches is ever gonna take care of that hideous face. In fact, I’m not even sure that there are plastic surgeons skilled enough for that. No, it seems Cameron Diaz will have to wait until laser face replacement surgery becomes available, probably sometime in 2050.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Cameron Diaz leaving the gym again on May 17th, 2007:

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Not that I ever considered Cameron Diaz to be a fashion connoisseur or anything, but I did at least think she had some sort of fashion sense. I mean, the chick is already ugly enough as it is. You’d think she’d try to improve her looks by wearing clothing that was flattering — not the opposite. But hey, what do I know, right? She’s the one making millions off of her evil clown grin, so maybe she found something that works.

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When I was younger, I used to have this nightmare that a scary clown-lady was going to kill me by sucking me into her evil clown-vacuum. And of course, when I’d wake up, my mom would tell me that it was just a dream and that there was no scary clown-lady bent on killing people with household appliances. And while the second part of that statement might be true, it appears that Cameron Diaz actually is the scary clown-lady from my dreams. Except much, much scarier.

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Lately it seems like I keep finding more and more pictures of Cameron Diaz going to the gym. I guess the paparazzi just have really bad aim, because I don’t get why anyone would want to take a picture of her no matter what she’s doing. Maybe they want proof that they’ve had an encounter with something that hideous. Either way, they never actually catch her working out. Just walking to and from the gym. Which leads me to believe that she’s doing about as much “work” as Eva Longoria when she “works out”.

Here are the most recent galleries of Cameron Diaz going to the gym at Paparazzi-Pictures.org:

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