Cameron Diaz

Cameron Diaz bikini pictures

Posted on July 16th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Cameron Diaz, Celebrity Bikini Pictures, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

Here are some pictures of Cameron Diaz swimming in Malibu with some of her friends. And I guess I can admit that, for once, she actually looks kind of decent. For her. Which is actually saying she looks halfway human. Which I guess, when you think about it, isn’t really that much of a compliment.

Cameron Diaz is offensive

Posted on June 25th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Cameron Diaz, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

Cameron Diaz visited Peru over the weekend, and as usual, offended everybody there. Although this time, it wasn’t just because of how scary her clown-face is — no, this time there was a second reason. Apparently she carried around a green bag with a red star and the phrase “Serve the People” in Chinese. Which just so happens to be a slogan used by Chinese Communist leader Mao Zedong. And since Peru has a history of communist insurgencies that have left over 70,000 deaths, they were a little upset. Cameron apologized with this note:

I sincerely apologize to anyone I may have inadvertently offended. The bag was a purchase I made as a tourist in China and I did not realize the potentially hurtful nature of the slogan printed on it. I’m sorry for any people’s pain and suffering and it was certainly never my intention to reopen what I now know is a painful wound in this country’s history.

And hopefully, this will start a trend of Cameron Diaz apologizing when she offends people, which means that anyone that visits this website should be getting a letter from her very soon.

Cameron Diaz must pay the paparazzi

Posted on May 18th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Cameron Diaz, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

Okay, so obviously Cameron Diaz is loaded. And it appears that she decided to take a large portion of that money, and pay a paparazzi photographer to take pictures of her leaving the gym. Every day. Like here and here. I don’t know what kind of workouts her trainer has her doing, but no amount of leg extensions or crunches is ever gonna take care of that hideous face. In fact, I’m not even sure that there are plastic surgeons skilled enough for that. No, it seems Cameron Diaz will have to wait until laser face replacement surgery becomes available, probably sometime in 2050.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Cameron Diaz leaving the gym again on May 17th, 2007:

Cameron Diaz wears hideous clothing, part two

Posted on May 11th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Cameron Diaz

So here are some more pictures of Cameron Diaz wearing hideous clothing. Although this time, I can at least see why she did it. She probably figures that, this way, people will say “oh, look at that hideous beret!” as opposed to “look at that hideous smile!”. In kind of related news, this is what she recently said about Hollywood stars:

“If a woman who’s a successful actress weighs 300 pounds and has warts, nobody ever asks her, ‘Do you think you made it because you’re ugly?’ So why should there be prejudice against someone who’s had some success in films and looks a little better than average. It’s all in my genes, so don’t hold it against me.”

Of course, I’m pretty sure she meant that the hideousness is all in her genes, and she was complaining that nobody asks her the first question. Unless she was being funny. Usually people that look like the joker are funny. So maybe she was making a joke about how hideous she is, only in reverse to drive home the point. Yeah, that’s it. The second one.

Cameron Diaz wears weird clothes

Posted on May 9th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Cameron Diaz, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

Not that I ever considered Cameron Diaz to be a fashion connoisseur or anything, but I did at least think she had some sort of fashion sense. I mean, the chick is already ugly enough as it is. You’d think she’d try to improve her looks by wearing clothing that was flattering — not the opposite. But hey, what do I know, right? She’s the one making millions off of her evil clown grin, so maybe she found something that works.

Cameron Diaz is frightening

Posted on March 29th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Cameron Diaz, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

When I was younger, I used to have this nightmare that a scary clown-lady was going to kill me by sucking me into her evil clown-vacuum. And of course, when I’d wake up, my mom would tell me that it was just a dream and that there was no scary clown-lady bent on killing people with household appliances. And while the second part of that statement might be true, it appears that Cameron Diaz actually is the scary clown-lady from my dreams. Except much, much scarier.

Cameron Diaz goes to the gym a lot

Posted on March 6th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Cameron Diaz, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

Lately it seems like I keep finding more and more pictures of Cameron Diaz going to the gym. I guess the paparazzi just have really bad aim, because I don’t get why anyone would want to take a picture of her no matter what she’s doing. Maybe they want proof that they’ve had an encounter with something that hideous. Either way, they never actually catch her working out. Just walking to and from the gym. Which leads me to believe that she’s doing about as much “work” as Eva Longoria when she “works out”.

Here are the most recent galleries of Cameron Diaz going to the gym at Paparazzi-Pictures.org:

Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore wearing bikini’s in Hawaii

Posted on February 26th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Cameron Diaz, Celebrity Bikini Pictures, Drew Barrymore, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

So I found a bunch of pictures of Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore vacationing in Hawaii over the weekend. Which would be so much better if either of them were, you know, actually hot. It’s like a double-dose of fug. Also, in some of the pictures, there’s a third other-wordly creature with them. Or maybe it’s just Drew Barrymore’s second head.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore vacationing in Hawaii on February 23rd, 2007:

More Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore fugliness, after the jump. (continue…)

The 79th Annual Academy Awards / Oscars were last night

Posted on February 26th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Academy Awards, Award Shows, Cameron Diaz, Helen Mirren, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Jennifer Hudson, Jessica Biel

Um, so until about five minutes ago, I thought the Academy Awards and the Oscars were two different awards shows, and that Cameron Diaz somehow used the power of fug to appear at both of them. Anyway, I meant to watch them (and by “tried”, I mean “intentionally hid the remote so that I’d actually have to walk to the TV to turn it on, which takes way too much strength”), but other important stuff just got in the way, so here’s an overview of the winners:

Best Picture - The Departed
Best Actress - Helen Mirren in “The Queen”
Best Actor - Forest Whitaker as Idi Amin in “The Last King of Scotland”
Best Supporting Actor - Alan Arkin in “Little Miss Sunshine”
Best Supporting Actress - Jennifer Hudson in “Dreamgirls”

And since we all know you care more about what people wore rather than what they won, here’s the Academy Awards picture megapost you’ve been craving.

High quality paparazzi pictures of Cameron Diaz looking slightly less fug than usual at the Oscars on February 25th, 2007:

High quality paparazzi pictures of Helen Mirren at the Oscars on February 25th, 2007:

High quality paparazzi pictures of Jennifer Hudson at the Oscars on February 25th, 2007:

High quality paparazzi pictures of Jessica Biel at the Oscars on February 25th, 2007:

Cameron Diaz gets paid way too much

Posted on February 8th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Cameron Diaz

Cameron Diaz got paid $3 million to do this commercial for a cell phone company in Japan. Which would make sense if she did any type of acting or, you know, actually looked hot. But no. All she does is walk down the street talking on the phone with her evil clown face, and then turns around and puts the phone against her saggy ass and walks the opposite direction. The entire shoot reportedly took six hours, but I’m guessing the first 5 hours and 59 minutes were spent trying to make her look less like a character from Japanese folklore and more like a human.