Brooke Hogan

Brooke Hogan bikini pictures

Here are some pictures of Brooke Hogan apparently trying to prove to everyone that she’s not actually a man by going out to the beach with her [boyfriend?]. Although I suppose carrying him around on the beach isn’t the best way to prove that point.

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Brooke Hogan bikini pictures

Posted on December 11th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
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Here are some pictures of Brooke Hogan and her boyfriend together at the beach in Miami, FL.

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Brooke Hogan bikini pictures

Posted on November 26th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
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With clothes on, Brooke Hogan basically looks like her dad in drag. So imagine how surprised I was to find that she looks halfway decent in a bikini. It looks like she actually might have real boobs. And no sign of a bulge or anything. Good tucking job or plastic surgery?

7 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Brooke Hogan in a bikini:

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Brooke Hogan sluts it up some more

Posted on June 25th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
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Remember that time when Brooke Hogan actually looked like a girl? Oh, you don’t? Well what about that time Brooke Hogan didn’t dress like a whore? Don’t remember that either? Well shit, I guess these pictures of her at the Kiss 95.1 radio show in Charlotte, North Carolina are a common occurance. And here I thought this was simply one horribly, horribly misguided mistake. But I guess this is how she (she?) looks at all times. How unfortunate.

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Brooke Hogan gets manlier by the minute

Posted on April 12th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
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Brooke Hogan showed up in Miami Beach yesterday looking like this. And I still haven’t figured out exactly what she’s doing in the picture, or why she’s wearing a sports bra. Maybe it’s an attempt to hide her manly pecs. I’m not saying she’s grown a penis yet, but don’t be surprised if “she” starts asking to be referred to as “Brad” in a couple months instead of “Brooke”. Don’t they have hormone therapy to fix this kind of thing?

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Brooke Hogan on Lincoln Rd. in Miami Beach, FL on April 11th, 2007:

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Brooke Hogan, or Hulk Hogan in a blonde wig?

Posted on April 9th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
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Every time I see new pictures of Brooke Hogan, she looks more and more like her Dad. And not in a happy, oh-she-kinda-has-some-of-his-features way. More like an I’m-pretty-sure-she’s-growing-balls-under-that-dress kind of way. Although with the recent overtaking of she-males in the music industry (Fergie and the Pussycat Dolls anyone?), maybe she’s just trying to bring her music to a larger demographic.

High quality paparazzi pictures of Brooke Hogan shopping on Robertson Blvd on April 7th, 2007:

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Brooke Hogan might be black

Posted on March 7th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
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Brooke Hogan is confusing. One minute she’s complaining to her daddy about how much she wants to be the next Britney Spears (pre-meltdown, I hope), and the next minute she shows up at a BET event looking like this. Is this chick even white? I mean, the complexion is vanilla enough. But then I see those nails and how she’s flashin’ her bling all up in people’s faces and shizz, and it makes me all confused. Maybe the 12-inch nails and “fly” getup are meant to symbolize racial harmony in the music industry. Or maybe she’s just a straight-up female wigger.

High quality paparazzi pictures of Brooke Hogan at BET’s Rip the Runway 2007 on March 6th, 2007:

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Brooke Hogan is probably a man, too

Posted on February 21st, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
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I guess the trannies are invading Hollywood, because I keep finding more and more pictures of “women” that look like this. You’d think with the amount of money these celebrities have, they’d at least try to look human. I’ve seen blowup dolls that could pass for real women moreso than Brooke Hogan. And they’re the really cheap ones, too.

High quality red carpet paparazzi pictures of Brooke Hogan at T-Mobile Sidekick 3’s “D-Wade Edition” Launch Party on February 17th, 2007:

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Brooke Hogan is handsome

Posted on February 6th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
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I don’t really find Brooke Hogan attractive, but wow, she looks hot here. I think the facial hair and bandana really compliment her features and make her look less man-ish than she normally does. I guess standing next to that tranny also helps to soften her features up, too.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Brooke Hogan at Ocean Drive And Market America Super Bowl XLI Party on February 3rd, 2007: