Brooke Hogan is fat and annoying and no one cares about her, and oh look she attempted to pole dance to get people’s attention at some sort of trailer-park-carnival-show, and oh look, still no one cares. I rate this post with a rowsing round of sparse clapping and yawns.

21 high quality pictures of Brooke Hogan pole dancing:

Here are some pictures of Brooke Hogan showing off her cleavage while shopping in Miami. You’d think by now she’d have used daddy’s money to do something about her face, but evidently not.

5 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Brooke Hogan’s cleavage:

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Remember that time when Brooke Hogan actually looked like a girl? Oh, you don’t? Well what about that time Brooke Hogan didn’t dress like a whore? Don’t remember that either? Well shit, I guess these pictures of her at the Kiss 95.1 radio show in Charlotte, North Carolina are a common occurance. And here I thought this was simply one horribly, horribly misguided mistake. But I guess this is how she (she?) looks at all times. How unfortunate.

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Brooke Hogan showed up in Miami Beach yesterday looking like this. And I still haven’t figured out exactly what she’s doing in the picture, or why she’s wearing a sports bra. Maybe it’s an attempt to hide her manly pecs. I’m not saying she’s grown a penis yet, but don’t be surprised if “she” starts asking to be referred to as “Brad” in a couple months instead of “Brooke”. Don’t they have hormone therapy to fix this kind of thing?

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Brooke Hogan on Lincoln Rd. in Miami Beach, FL on April 11th, 2007:

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Every time I see new pictures of Brooke Hogan, she looks more and more like her Dad. And not in a happy, oh-she-kinda-has-some-of-his-features way. More like an I’m-pretty-sure-she’s-growing-balls-under-that-dress kind of way. Although with the recent overtaking of she-males in the music industry (Fergie and the Pussycat Dolls anyone?), maybe she’s just trying to bring her music to a larger demographic.

High quality paparazzi pictures of Brooke Hogan shopping on Robertson Blvd on April 7th, 2007:

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Brooke Hogan is confusing. One minute she’s complaining to her daddy about how much she wants to be the next Britney Spears (pre-meltdown, I hope), and the next minute she shows up at a BET event looking like this. Is this chick even white? I mean, the complexion is vanilla enough. But then I see those nails and how she’s flashin’ her bling all up in people’s faces and shizz, and it makes me all confused. Maybe the 12-inch nails and “fly” getup are meant to symbolize racial harmony in the music industry. Or maybe she’s just a straight-up female wigger.

High quality paparazzi pictures of Brooke Hogan at BET’s Rip the Runway 2007 on March 6th, 2007:

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