Britney Spears

Britney Spears is probably gonna go crazy again

Posted on July 18th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Britney Spears, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

Us Weekly is claiming that, judging by her past, Britney Spears‘ recent pattern of behavior will probably lead to another meltdown. Not only has Britney supposedly slapped her mother (publicly) and has been making all of her own business decisions by herself, including signing contracts without a lawyer. Oh, and also, she’s showing off her nasty body again, which also is a tell-tale sign that she’s about to go bat-shit crazy:

Britney was flashing flesh before her first meltdown and now she’s doing it again. These days, she can be seen parading around Hollywood wearing sheer tops with brightly colored bras - that is, if she chooses to wear a bra at all. She has no problems going out in public looking like a tawdry scarecrow. “She’s saying ‘I’m doing what I want to do when I want to do it,’” Dr. Pennington says of Spears.

That would be a lot of fun if she does the umbrella thing again. And then she can pretend it was “all method acting” for a role and make fun of other crazy celebrities on her website like she did before. I’ve already started calling people “Britney-crazy” when I think they’re going psycho, so this will just add support for my new phrase.

Britney Spears’ new single “Get Back”

Posted on July 17th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Britney Spears

So this might be a clip of Britney Spears‘ new single “Get Back”. And if it is, I gotta say, I really like this new direction she’s going in. Cause according to the clip, she doesn’t plan to actually sing on her new album. And that’s a huge upgrade from her other “music”.

Britney Spears isn’t that kind of singer

Posted on June 29th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Britney Spears, Cyndi Lauper, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

Britney Spears was all set to perform with Cyndi Lauper at the Greek Theater in Los Angeles this Saturday, until she found out she actually had to sing. Live.

There’s no way. Britney said she would only dance or lip-sync - and to be on stage with Cyndi, you have to actually perform. It’s not happening now.

Silly Cyndi Lauper. Don’t you know that Britney isn’t the kind of singer that actually sings live? If you want someone that can gyrate around on stage while kind-of-sort-of moving her lips to the words, then Britney’s your girl. But I think you’re getting hung up on that whole “a singer should sing” thing. Methinks Britney also didn’t want to be shown up by a 50-year-old has-been.

Oh, and because it’s not worthy of it’s own post, Britney apparently filed a restraining order against her mother. Here are some pictures of her delivering the paperwork to her mom’s house:

Britney Spears is suing Clear Channel

Posted on June 19th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Britney Spears, Clear Channel, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

Britney Spears is suing Clear Channel for having the above 3 billboard posted throughout Florida to advertise the MJ Morning Show, claiming that they’re offensive and defamatory towards Britney. Oh, and also true. Okay, so maybe her lawyers left that last part out. But I think that’s probably a key factor in whether or not Britney wins the lawsuit.

Edit: Apparently Clear Channel has already ordered that the billboard be taken down. Well that just takes the fun out of everything!

Britney Spears switched her clothes with someone. In public. Again.

Posted on June 18th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Britney Spears, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

Uh, so here are some pictures of Britney Spears and her friend switching outfits at Club Winston in Hollywood on Friday night. And sadly, there was a whole weekend for celebrities to get trashed and beat up eachother, and this is the most exciting thing that happened. Seriously.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Britney Spears switching clothes with her friend at Club Winston on June 15th, 2007:

Britney Spears might have the best album title ever

Posted on June 14th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Britney Spears

So above are the top 5 choices for the title of Britney Spears‘ upcoming album. And I have to say, if Britney really goes through with letting the fans decide the title of her next album, and it really is called “Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like”, I will buy 100 copies just because she had the balls to use it. Of course, I am assuming that titles like “Integrity” and “Dignity” were thrown in there as a joke as well.

Unforunately, I’m sure her publicist (whoever that is this week) will catch wind of this and remove the “offending” entries immediately, and post some kind of story about how the site was maliciously hacked and blah blah blah.

Edit: For those of you claiming it’s a fake screenshot, you can see it at her official website here.

Kevin Federline probably has another baby on the way

Posted on June 13th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Britney Spears, Kevin Federline, Shar Jackson

Apparently Shar Jackson is hesitant to tell Kevin Federline that he’s impregnated her for the third time. Which would mean that when she has the kid, it will be Kevin’s 5th one. Since this story is as boring to me as it probably is to you, here’s the official news story so I don’t have to write anything else about it:

Shar wants to tell Kevin, but she keeps getting cold feet! She’s really scared of what he’ll say - if he’ll be excited or furious. What if he doesn’t want another kid?’ After all with her two, and Brit’s two, he’s got his hands full already! It would be Shar’s dream for them to get married and have another baby. She’d love to be living the family life with Kevin.”

Back when Kevin left Shar for Britney, didn’t Shar say that she’d never take Kevin back and that Britney needs to realize he’s a liar and cheater? Guess that was all for publicity. You know, Shar’s kind of a publicity whore. I wouldn’t put it past her to wear a pillow under her shirt for the next 9 months and then adopt another half-white-half-black baby and claim it’s Kevin’s. After all, now that she doesn’t have the link to Britney anymore, she has to do something to stay on the D-list, right?

Edit: Okay, so Shar said it wasn’t true. I get it. Stop emailing me about it!

Britney Spears panty upskirt

Posted on June 12th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Britney Spears, Celebrity Upskirt Pictures, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

Britney Spears flashed her panties while getting into the back seat of her car after going to Joseph’s in West Hollywood. And I guess I should commend her for at least remembering to wear underwear, even if it was another ill-fated attempt to bring herself back into the spotlight.

Britney Spears ass pictures

Posted on June 5th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Britney Spears, Celebrity Ass Pictures, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

So I was trying to find some hot bikini pictures to post for you guys today, and instead I found these pictures of Britney Spears‘ ass. Which sort of has the opposite effect, I’d say. I didn’t even know it was possible to have that much cellulite at 25. Yay for cottage cheese!

Britney Spears vomits uncontrollably

Posted on May 30th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Britney Spears, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

I’m sure this is a story you guys want to hear right around lunch time. Apparently Britney Spears, who recently posted a note on her official website claiming she doesn’t have a drinking problem, was vomiting uncontrollably at LA’s Sky Bar. According to the Sun:

“She had a room booked at the hotel but was too ill to stay and was begging her bodyguard to take her home.

She looked a real mess and was sitting on the floor with her head over the bowl throwing up.

There was vomit down the front of her black dress and around her mouth.

Britney was on her knees and must have been sick four or five times. She didn’t really seem with it, but I don’t know if she was drunk or not.”

The mother-of-two then had to be helped out of the hotel because she couldn’t stand up by herself.

The source added: “It was really sad. Everyone thinks she’s getting back on track after her comeback shows but that’s clearly not the case. I think she needs proper help.”

I don’t know what their “source” is, but obviously the last sentence totally ruined their credibility. Nobody thought Britney was getting back on track after her comeback shows. Wait, that’s wrong. Nobody with more common sense than a mule thought Britney was getting back on track after her comeback shows. Yes, that’s better.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Britney Spears out and about in Beverly Hills yesterday — because seeing pictures of her with puke all over her is not my idea of a good time: